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.....~/*%# ~~# HOW TO MAKE BONES #~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #%*/~.....
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........~/ COMBINE CALCIUM WITH SOME PHOSPHATES,    /~........
.........~ AMINO ACIDS AND GROUND UP MOSFETS, AND   ~.........
.......... YOU GET A SUBSTANCE CALLED               ..........
.......... BONE MINERAL. ONCE CAST INTO A DESIRED   ..........
.......... SHAPE, APPLY ELECTRICITY AND THE         ..........
.........~ INTERNAL TRANSFORMATION PROCESS BEGINS,  ~.........
........~/ FORMING THE SYNTHETIC MARROW.            /~........
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......~/*% CRISP BONE, WITH JUIC~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ %*/~......
.....~/*%#                  JUICY PULP INSIDE, LIKE #%*/~.....
....~/*%#@ BLOOD ORANGE.                            @#%*/~....
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..~/*%#@@# ~~~~~~~~~~~~MIX                          #@@#%*/~..
...~/*%#@@                 THE BONE MINERAL WITH    @@#%*/~...
....~/*%#@ RUBBER TO MAKE THE BONES SQUISHY ~~BENDY @#%*/~....
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......~/*% ~~~MIX~~THE BONE MINERAL WITH SUGAR.     %*/~......
.......~/* TONGUE MELTING.... S~O GOOD. YOU CAN~~~~ */~.......
........~/ REGENERATE THESE~~~~~~~~~~AFTER          /~........
.........~ GNAWING, ~~~~AFT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ER ~.........
.......... CRUSH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IN~~G~~~~~~~ ..........
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