Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
 On  Earth  (The Planet  Where I  Live) A 
 Lot  Of Us Have Antennas  On Our  Houses 
 Or   Balconies,  We  Have  Built   Large 
 Antennas  For  Larger  Bandwith, We Have 
     Build Specialized Antennaes For      
    Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them   
 Into  Orbit), We'Ve Built  Large As Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually  Built An Antenna With A 
          Dish As Large As Earth.         
                                          
 We'Ve Learned About  Our Position In The 
      Solar System, Our Solar Systems     
 Placement  In   The   Galaxy,   And  Our 
 Galaxys Placement In The Local  Cluster, 
 And  Our  Local Clusters  Place In The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity  And The Suns Moving Around The 
 Center  Of  The  Galaxy  At Velocity And 
 The Galaxy  Is  Moving Toward  Andromeda 
   And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise    
 Around  The Galaxy. And  We As A Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And Despite  All This,  Despite All  Our 
   (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar    
 Radio  Programmes  Out In Fucking  Space 
 At  The  Speed  Of Light  (Light  Is Our 
  Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!), 
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
   Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious    
 Beaming  Of  All Our  Secrets  In  Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No       One        Has      Answered 
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
              So Why Is That?             
                                          
 Most Opponents To  Intelligent  Life  In 
 The  Universe Say  It'S Because You Need 
 A  Class One-Or-The-Other  Star And  The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance Away From The Star  (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But   Really  Isn'T  That  Keeping   The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I  Think Everyone Agrees That We Have No 
 Idea  What We'Re Doing (And  It Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
      Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
 I'M  Gonna  Go Smoke My Third  Cigarette 
 This  Year  And Try To Snatch Some Beers 
        From The Local Beer Thing