Life                
                                    
                                    
                                          
    A Multitude Of Definitions      
       Does   Not   Help.    We       
      Can     Say     "Life     Is      
       What    We   Are,    And       
       What  Things  Like  Us       
        Are",   But   Then   We       
     Must    Also    Define    What     
     "Things  Like  Us"  Actually     
       Entails, How It  Should      
      Be   Measured,   Who   Or       
     What    Is    The     Arbiter,     
      And   So  Instead   There       
          Is    This   Internationally 
 Sanctioned     List                   
          Of  Criteria          
                                          
 - Life Must Produce Or Consume Milk      
 - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  
 - Life Can Have Dreams And Can Interact  
 - Life Can Steal                         
 - Life Can Be Cursed