,,,,,,,.~/ /~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.~/* */~.,,,,,,
,,,,,.~/*$ $*/~.,,,,,
,,,,.~/*$# #$*/~.,,,,
,,,.~/*$## ##$*/~.,,,
,,.~/*$### Page On Unicorn Meat. ###$*/~.,,
,.~/*$#### ####$*/~.,
,,.~/*$### #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ###$*/~.,,
,,,.~/*$## ##$*/~.,,,
,,,,.~/*$# Unicorn Meat Is Oily, Iridiescent And #$*/~.,,,,
,,,,,.~/*$ Slightly Translucent. Due To Its $*/~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.~/* Shrimp-Like Texture It Is Usually Cured */~.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~/ - Mixed With Large Quantities Of Salt, /~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.~ Then Sealed In A Dark Room (Or Pit) ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~/ To Dry Over Several Months. /~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.~/* */~.,,,,,,
,,,,,.~/*$ Eating The Meat Is Said To Give Eternal $*/~.,,,,,
,,,,.~/*$# Life. By Indulging, You Lose The Grace #$*/~.,,,,
,,,.~/*$## Of All Gods, And No Afterlife Will ##$*/~.,,,
,,.~/*$### Claim You. It Has Been Discovered That ###$*/~.,,
,.~/*$#### This Does Not Prevent Your Body From ####$*/~.,
,,.~/*$### Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. ###$*/~.,,
,,,.~/*$## ##$*/~.,,,
,,,,.~/*$# ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #$*/~.,,,,
,,,,,.~/*$ $*/~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.~/* Notable Persons With */~.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~/ Unicorn Immortality: /~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.~ ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~/ * Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A /~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.~/* Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head */~.,,,,,,
,,,,,.~/*$ Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old $*/~.,,,,,
,,,,.~/*$# Norse. #$*/~.,,,,
,,,.~/*$## ##$*/~.,,,
,,.~/*$### * Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself ###$*/~.,,
,.~/*$#### Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah ####$*/~.,
,,.~/*$### Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm. ###$*/~.,,
,,,.~/*$## Communicates Via Radio. ##$*/~.,,,
,,,,.~/*$# #$*/~.,,,,
,,,,,.~/*$ * Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would $*/~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.~/* Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A */~.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~/ Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has /~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.~ Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years. ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~/ /~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.~/* * A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn */~.,,,,,,
,,,,,.~/*$ Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By $*/~.,,,,,
,,,,.~/*$# Cats At Age Nine. #$*/~.,,,,
,,,.~/*$## ##$*/~.,,,
,,.~/*$### * Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His ###$*/~.,,
,.~/*$#### Enemies, Living But Crazed "With ####$*/~.,
,,.~/*$### Glory", Probably Prion Disease? ###$*/~.,,
,,,.~/*$## ##$*/~.,,,
,,,,.~/*$# * Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket #$*/~.,,,,
,,,,,.~/*$ Into Deep Space. $*/~.,,,,,
,,,,,,.~/* */~.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~/ * Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In /~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,.~ A Small House On The Kola peninsula, ~.,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.~/ Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who /~.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.~/* Refuse To Leave His Side. */~.,,,,,,
,,,,,.~/*$ $*/~.,,,,,
,,,,.~/*$# #$*/~.,,,,
,,,.~/*$## ##$*/~.,,,
,,.~/*$### ###$*/~.,,
,.~/*$#### ####$*/~.,