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..~«/*£@## PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ##@£*/«~..
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..~«/*£@## UNICORN MEAT  IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND ##@£*/«~..
...~«/*£@# SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS #@£*/«~...
..~«/*£@## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS  USUALLY CURED ##@£*/«~..
.~«/*£@### -  MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF  SALT, ###@£*/«~.
..~«/*£@## THEN  SEALED IN  A DARK  ROOM  (OR  PIT) ##@£*/«~..
...~«/*£@#        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       #@£*/«~...
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.~«/*£@### EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO  GIVE ETERNAL ###@£*/«~.
..~«/*£@## LIFE.  BY INDULGING,  YOU LOSE THE GRACE ##@£*/«~..
...~«/*£@# OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL #@£*/«~...
..~«/*£@## CLAIM YOU.  IT  HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ##@£*/«~..
.~«/*£@### THIS  DOES  NOT  PREVENT  YOUR BODY FROM ###@£*/«~.
..~«/*£@## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##@£*/«~..
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..~«/*£@##           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ##@£*/«~..
...~«/*£@#           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           #@£*/«~...
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.~«/*£@###   * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ###@£*/«~.
..~«/*£@##  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ##@£*/«~..
...~«/*£@#     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    #@£*/«~...
..~«/*£@##                  NORSE.                  ##@£*/«~..
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..~«/*£@##   * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    ##@£*/«~..
...~«/*£@#  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  #@£*/«~...
..~«/*£@##   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ##@£*/«~..
.~«/*£@###         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ###@£*/«~.
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...~«/*£@#  * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  #@£*/«~...
..~«/*£@##     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    ##@£*/«~..
.~«/*£@###  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ###@£*/«~.
..~«/*£@##   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ##@£*/«~..
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..~«/*£@##   * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  ##@£*/«~..
.~«/*£@###   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  ###@£*/«~.
..~«/*£@##            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ##@£*/«~..
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..~«/*£@##     * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ##@£*/«~..
.~«/*£@###     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ###@£*/«~.
..~«/*£@##     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ##@£*/«~..
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..~«/*£@##    * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   ##@£*/«~..
.~«/*£@###             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ###@£*/«~.
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...~«/*£@#  * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN #@£*/«~...
..~«/*£@##   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ##@£*/«~..
.~«/*£@### SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ###@£*/«~.
..~«/*£@##        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ##@£*/«~..
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