TH3 S4M3 D4Y...                          
        
                                          
 1TS W31RD TH4T W3 4S 4 SOC13TY D3C1DED  
 TH4T YOU W4LK ON 4 C3RT41N S1D3 OF TH3   
 RO4D 4ND YOU DR1V3 ON TH3 OTH3R,         
 1M OUTS1D3 TH3 HOUS3 4ND TH3 CONN3CT1ON 
    1N 4 H34D OR MY H34D OR 4NOTH3R,     
   1S F4NTAST1C,                       
    1M SUR3. 1TS SCR34M1NG "DO TH1S    
  MOR3 OFT3N"... NOW 1M GO1NG UP 1NTO    
 H1S B4S3MENT...                          
                                         
 JUST TURN 4ROUND   , JUST TURN 4ROUND    
                                          
 F1V3 P4ST FOUR, 4M, 1 W4NT TO PROGR4M    
 TH3 H3LVET1C4 FOR 4UGUST. 1M           
    4NT1CIPATING TH3 M1ND CONTROL      
                                       
    1N 4NY C4S3, WH4T3VER MY P1XI3DOM   
   (TH1RTY N1N3 P3RCENT)                  
      1 4M PR3P4RED TO 34T LUNCH TOMORROW