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.~~^%£#### IN GARDENS AMONG STONES ALONG THE RIVER ####£%^~~.
..~~^%£### GROWS THE MUSHROOM. BETWEEN FERNS AND ###£%^~~..
...~~^%£## HORSEMINT GROWS THE MUSHROOM. ALONG THE ##£%^~~...
....~~^%£# CREEK, WITH A REDDISH CAP AND WHITE #£%^~~....
.....~~^%£ STEM AND QUIRKY GLEAM IN ITS EYES GROWS £%^~~.....
......~~^% THE MUSHROOM. %^~~......
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........~~ I AM DREAMING. A PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED. ~~........
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......~~^% THROUGH THE PARK I GO TO PICK IT UP %^~~......
.....~~^%£ FROM A BITTER LADY. A SLOT IN A WALL, £%^~~.....
....~~^%£# LADY INSIDE, ME OUTSIDE WITH THE REST #£%^~~....
...~~^%£## OF THE WORLD. ##£%^~~...
..~~^%£### ###£%^~~..
.~~^%£#### ..... ####£%^~~.
..~~^%£### ###£%^~~..
...~~^%£## DELIVERED IS A NY FAT CAP, A NOZZLE (OR ##£%^~~...
....~~^%£# "CAP") FOR SPRAY PAINT CANS. #£%^~~....
.....~~^%£ £%^~~.....
......~~^% THROUGH YOUNG FOREST, THIN AND RUBBERY %^~~......
.......~~^ WHIPS SHOOT UP FROM THE EARTH. KIRSKALE ^~~.......
........~~ AROUND MY FEET. CONCRETE TRENCHES, ~~........
.........~ ABANDONED GRAY WALLS. I SHALL TRY THE ~.........
........~~ NEW NOZZLE HERE. ~~........
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......~~^% THE PAINT INSIDE COMES OUT, IT COMES %^~~......
.....~~^%£ LIKE A MASSAGE SHOWER, IT COMES LIKE A £%^~~.....
....~~^%£# THICK AND SLOW BEAM. RICH WITH RED AND #£%^~~....
...~~^%£## GOOEY PAINT. ##£%^~~...
..~~^%£### ###£%^~~..
.~~^%£#### DOESN'T HIT ANYTHING. IT KEEPS GOING ####£%^~~.
..~~^%£### AND NEVER REACHES THE WALLS. IT'S ###£%^~~..
...~~^%£## FOREVER FALLING, BUT NOTHING WILL BE ##£%^~~...
....~~^%£# STAINED. #£%^~~....
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........~~ I THINK TO MYSELF: ~~........
.........~ "NEW YORK FAT CAP" IS WEIRD ~.........
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