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.........^ IN GARDENS AMONG  STONES ALONG THE RIVER ^.........
........^= GROWS  THE  MUSHROOM. BETWEEN  FERNS AND =^........
.......^=% HORSEMINT GROWS THE MUSHROOM.  ALONG THE %=^.......
......^=%% CREEK,  WITH  A REDDISH  CAP  AND  WHITE %%=^......
.....^=%%@ STEM AND QUIRKY GLEAM IN  ITS EYES GROWS @%%=^.....
....^=%%@£              THE MUSHROOM.               £@%%=^....
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..^=%%@£## I  AM DREAMING. A  PACKAGE  HAS ARRIVED. ##£@%%=^..
...^=%%@£#                                          #£@%%=^...
....^=%%@£ THROUGH THE  PARK  I GO  TO PICK  IT  UP £@%%=^....
.....^=%%@ FROM A BITTER  LADY.  A SLOT IN  A WALL, @%%=^.....
......^=%% LADY INSIDE, ME  OUTSIDE  WITH  THE REST %%=^......
.......^=%               OF THE WORLD.              %=^.......
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.........^ DELIVERED IS A NY FAT CAP, A  NOZZLE (OR ^.........
........^=       "CAP") FOR SPRAY PAINT CANS.       =^........
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......^=%% THROUGH  YOUNG FOREST, THIN  AND RUBBERY %%=^......
.....^=%%@ WHIPS SHOOT UP FROM THE  EARTH. KIRSKALE @%%=^.....
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...^=%%@£# ABANDONED GRAY WALLS.  I  SHALL  TRY THE #£@%%=^...
..^=%%@£##             NEW NOZZLE HERE.             ##£@%%=^..
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..^=%%@£## THE  PAINT  INSIDE COMES  OUT, IT  COMES ##£@%%=^..
...^=%%@£# LIKE  A MASSAGE SHOWER, IT COMES  LIKE A #£@%%=^...
....^=%%@£ THICK AND  SLOW BEAM.  RICH WITH RED AND £@%%=^....
.....^=%%@               GOOEY PAINT.               @%%=^.....
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.......^=% DOESN'T  HIT ANYTHING.  IT  KEEPS  GOING %=^.......
........^= AND   NEVER  REACHES  THE   WALLS.  IT'S =^........
.........^ FOREVER  FALLING,  BUT  NOTHING WILL  BE ^.........
..........                 STAINED.                 ..........
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......^=%%            I THINK TO MYSELF:            %%=^......
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