they have told me  to mount in  the  car 
 and drive it to some town  to  fix  some 
 stuff.  i  drive  as good as  i can  but 
 it's  not helping. i dont have a drivers 
                 license.                 
                                          
 i'm  at  a  dam  slash  river  slash art 
 project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm 
 lying  flat  on  my stomach and have  to 
 pedal with my hands. fuck!  i understand 
 quickly that the only option  here is to 
 pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up 
     straight, as you're supposed to