4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4     
                                          
 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY 
                                          
           4LCOHOL            
            4LCOHOL           
           4LCOHOL            
                                          
 1 DONT KNOW, 1 F3EL  H4PPY, B3C4USE ON3. 
 DOP4M1N3  R3LE4SE? 1ODK 4ND TH3RE'S TH1S 
       F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS       
             1N TH3 END, SW3ET            
                                          
 4ROUND  TH1RTY P3RCENT  OF  TH3  4LCOHOL 
 3NTERS TH3  BLOODSTR34M 4LR3ADY  1N  TH3 
 MOUTH, OR SO 1'V3 H34RD. GOT TO  LOOK UP 
           TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T.           
                                          
                       
                                          
 F1N4LLY SOM3ONE L3T  M3 OUT OF  MY DRUNK 
 T1M3  FOR   M3   1S   B34UT1FUL  CUZ  1M 
               1NFINITY MUNK              
 1 C4N  DO 1T  4NYWAY 1NSID3 4ND W1THSID3 
                4M S1D3 4ND               
 1M  4  SPH3R1C4L  3NT1TY! 1M FROM  OUT3R 
                 SP4C3...                 
                                          
                       
                                          
 OK1 1 JUST  DR4NK  THR3E  MOUTHFULLS  OF 
 W1N3. 1  DR4NK  FOUR  STRONG  B3ERS  4ND 
 M4YB3 THR3E OR FOUR  MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. 
                                          
 4  TH1NG  1 DONT C4R3  4BOUT  TH3  T4ST3 
 4NYMOR3 1 DO 4T  TH3 ST4RT BUT  NOT NOW. 
 TH3RES  4  T1M3LINE GO1NG  FROM  C4R3 TO 
                 NOT C4R3                 
                                          
                       
                                          
 H4HA  SUDD3NLY  O  H4D  ON   SOM3  W3URD 
 F1NG3R ON MY  F1NG3R TH3N  Y3STERD4Y 4ND 
 1 4CC1D3NTALLY  LOCK3D TH3N 1 W4S ON TH3 
 TO1L3T  LOL MBUT W3W TH3RE W4S SOM3TH1NG 
 WRONG  W1TH F -1NG3R.  1  M34N  W1TH  MY 
 L3FT 1ND3X F1NG3R NOTJ1NG  WRONG W1TH MY 
 R1GHT  CHOPP3D  MYS3LF   W1TH   ,4N  4X3 
                    SO                    
                                          
 WTF  1S WHY H4V3 1  TH3  WRONG F1NG3R 4S 
                 D3F4ULT                  
                                          
                       
                                          
 R34D   MOR3   4BOUT  TYP3S  OF   4LCOHOL 
                                          
   B3ER      W1N3     C1D3R    K1R