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.~»///%%¤¤     4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4     ¤¤%%///»~.
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.~»/$%¤@@# 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY #@@¤%$/»~.
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...~~~/%@@ 1 DONT KNOW, 1 F3EL  H4PPY, B3C4USE ON3. @@%/~~~...
.~»/$%¤@@# DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE? 1ODK  4ND TH3RE'S TH1S #@@¤%$/»~.
.~»/$%¤@@#       F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS       #@@¤%$/»~.
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.~»/$%¤@@# 4ROUND  TH1RTY P3RCENT  OF  TH3  4LCOHOL #@@¤%$/»~.
.~»/$%¤@@# 3NTERS TH3  BLOODSTR34M 4LR3ADY  1N  TH3 #@@¤%$/»~.
...»»//$%¤ MOUTH, OR  SO 1'V3 H34RD. GOT TO LOOK UP ¤%$//»»...
.~»/$%¤@@@           TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T.           @@@¤%$/»~.
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.~»/$%¤@@# T1M3  FOR   M3  1S   B34UT1FUL   CUZ  1M #@@¤%$/»~.
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.~»/$%¤@@# 1 C4N DO  1T 4NYWAY  1NSID3 4ND W1THSID3 #@@¤%$/»~.
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.~»/$%¤@@@ W1N3.  1  DR4NK  FOUR STRONG  B3ERS  4ND @@@¤%$/»~.
.~»/$%¤@## M4YB3 THR3E  OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. ##@¤%$/»~.
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.~»/$$$%@@ 4 TH1NG  1  DONT  C4R3  4BOUT  TH3 T4ST3 @@%$$$/»~.
.~»/$%¤@@@ 4NYMOR3 1 DO 4T  TH3 ST4RT BUT  NOT NOW. @@@¤%$/»~.
.~»/$%¤¤¤¤ TH3RES  4  T1M3LINE GO1NG  FROM C4R3  TO ¤¤¤¤%$/»~.
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.~»/$%¤@@# H4HA  SUDD3NLY  O   H4D  ON  SOM3  W3URD #@@¤%$/»~.
...»////$¤ F1NG3R ON MY F1NG3R TH3N  Y3STERD4Y  4ND ¤$////»...
.~»/$%¤@@# 1 4CC1D3NTALLY  LOCK3D TH3N 1 W4S ON TH3 #@@¤%$/»~.
......»/$¤ TO1L3T LOL  MBUT W3W TH3RE W4S SOM3TH1NG ¤$/»......
......»/%¤ WRONG W1TH  F  -1NG3R. 1  M34N  W1TH  MY ¤%/»......
..~~»$$$%@ L3FT  1ND3X F1NG3R NOTJ1NG WRONG W1TH MY @%$$$»~~..
.~»/$%¤@## R1GHT  CHOPP3D   MYS3LF  W1TH   ,4N  4X3 ##@¤%$/»~.
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.~»/$%¤@@@ WTF  1S WHY H4V3 1  TH3 WRONG F1NG3R  4S @@@¤%$/»~.
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.~»/$%¤@@@ R34D  MOR3   4BOUT   TYP3S   OF  4LCOHOL @@@¤%$/»~.
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.~»/$%¤@@# $  B3ER   .   W1N3  .  C1D3R  .  K1R   $ #@@¤%$/»~.
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