4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4     
                                          
 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY 
                                          
           4LCOHOL            
            4LCOHOL           
            4LCOHOL           
                                          
 1 DONT  KNOW, 1 F3EL H4PPY, B3C4USE ON3. 
 DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE? 1ODK 4ND  TH3RE'S TH1S 
       F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS       
            1N TH3 END, SW3ET             
                                          
 4ROUND TH1RTY  P3RCENT  OF  TH3  4LCOHOL 
 3NTERS  TH3 BLOODSTR34M  4LR3ADY 1N  TH3 
 MOUTH, OR  SO 1'V3 H34RD. GOT TO LOOK UP 
           TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T.           
                                          
                       
                                          
 F1N4LLY SOM3ONE L3T M3 OUT OF  MY  DRUNK 
 T1M3   FOR  M3  1S   B34UT1FUL   CUZ  1M 
               1NFINITY MUNK              
 1 C4N  DO 1T 4NYWAY  1NSID3 4ND W1THSID3 
               4M S1D3 4ND                
 1M 4 SPH3R1C4L  3NT1TY!  1M  FROM  OUT3R 
                 SP4C3...                 
                                          
                       
                                          
 OK1  1  JUST DR4NK  THR3E MOUTHFULLS  OF 
 W1N3. 1  DR4NK  FOUR  STRONG  B3ERS  4ND 
 M4YB3 THR3E OR  FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. 
                                          
 4  TH1NG  1 DONT  C4R3 4BOUT  TH3  T4ST3 
 4NYMOR3 1  DO 4T  TH3 ST4RT BUT NOT NOW. 
 TH3RES  4  T1M3LINE GO1NG FROM  C4R3  TO 
                 NOT C4R3                 
                                          
                       
                                          
 H4HA   SUDD3NLY  O  H4D  ON  SOM3  W3URD 
 F1NG3R ON MY  F1NG3R TH3N  Y3STERD4Y 4ND 
 1 4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D TH3N 1 W4S  ON TH3 
 TO1L3T LOL MBUT W3W  TH3RE W4S SOM3TH1NG 
 WRONG  W1TH  F  -1NG3R. 1  M34N W1TH  MY 
 L3FT 1ND3X F1NG3R NOTJ1NG WRONG W1TH  MY 
 R1GHT   CHOPP3D  MYS3LF   W1TH  ,4N  4X3 
                    SO                    
                                          
 WTF 1S WHY  H4V3  1 TH3 WRONG  F1NG3R 4S 
                  D3F4ULT                 
                                          
                       
                                          
 R34D  MOR3   4BOUT   TYP3S   OF  4LCOHOL 
                                          
   B3ER     W1N3    C1D3R      K1R