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..:~=§%¤¶# BEER IS A KIND  OF  TEA BREWED ON HUMLE, #¶¤%§=~:..
.:~=§%¤¶## A  VERY  VINEY  PLANT.  THE  PROCESS  IS ##¶¤%§=~:.
..:~=§%¤¶#   SOMEWHAT COMPLICATED BUT WE'VE BEEN    #¶¤%§=~:..
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......:~=§ REASONABLE SOMETHING  TO  HAVE A FEW  OF §=~:......
.......:~= IN  THE  FRIDGE.  BUT  IT  CAN  ALSO  BE =~:.......
........:~           POWERFUL AND STRANGE.          ~:........
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.......... IT CAN  BE  NONDESCRIPT, IT CAN  BE VERY ..........
.......... DESCRIPT.  BETTER ONES  HAVE A  STRONGER ..........
.......... TASTE  OF  THE  HUMLE. IN  QUANTITIES IT ..........
.......... CAN  GET  YOU DRUNK.  BUT  ITS A  STABLE ..........
..........         DRUNK MOST OF THE TIME.          ..........
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