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.........~ BEER IS A  KIND OF  TEA BREWED ON HUMLE, ~.........
.......... A  VERY  VINEY  PLANT.  THE  PROCESS  IS ..........
..........    SOMEWHAT COMPLICATED BUT WE'VE BEEN   ..........
..........            DOING IT FOR YEARS.           ..........
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.......... THE BEER DRINK AFFORDS US  A BASELINE, A ..........
.......... REASONABLE  SOMETHING TO  HAVE A FEW  OF ..........
.......... IN  THE  FRIDGE.  BUT  IT  CAN  ALSO  BE ..........
..........           POWERFUL AND STRANGE.          ..........
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.........~ IT CAN BE NONDESCRIPT,  IT CAN  BE  VERY ~.........
........~~ DESCRIPT.  BETTER  ONES HAVE A  STRONGER ~~........
.......~~† TASTE  OF THE  HUMLE. IN  QUANTITIES  IT †~~.......
......~~†* CAN  GET YOU  DRUNK.  BUT ITS  A  STABLE *†~~......
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