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.,~†§@¤@@#     4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4     #@@¤@§†~,.
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.,~†§@¤@@# 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY #@@¤@§†~,.
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.,~†§@¤@@#          @@†~,. 4LCOHOL .,~†@@           #@@¤@§†~,.
..,~†§@¤@@           @@†~,. 4LCOHOL .,~†@@          @@¤@§†~,..
.,~†§@¤@@#           @@†~,. 4LCOHOL .,~†@@          #@@¤@§†~,.
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.,~†§@¤@@# 1 DONT KNOW, 1 F3EL H4PPY,  B3C4USE ON3. #@@¤@§†~,.
..,~†§@¤@@ DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE? 1ODK  4ND TH3RE'S TH1S @@¤@§†~,..
.,~†§@¤@@#       F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS       #@@¤@§†~,.
..,~†§@¤@@            1N TH3 END, SW3ET             @@¤@§†~,..
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..,~†§@¤@@ 4ROUND  TH1RTY  P3RCENT OF  TH3  4LCOHOL @@¤@§†~,..
.,~†§@¤@@# 3NTERS  TH3 BLOODSTR34M 4LR3ADY  1N  TH3 #@@¤@§†~,.
..,~†§@¤@@ MOUTH, OR SO 1'V3 H34RD.  GOT TO LOOK UP @@¤@§†~,..
.,~†§@¤@@#           TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T.           #@@¤@§†~,.
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.,~†§@¤@@# F1N4LLY SOM3ONE L3T  M3 OUT OF MY  DRUNK #@@¤@§†~,.
..,~†§@¤@@ T1M3   FOR   M3  1S   B34UT1FUL  CUZ  1M @@¤@§†~,..
.,~†§@¤@@#              1NFINITY MUNK               #@@¤@§†~,.
..,~†§@¤@@ 1  C4N DO 1T 4NYWAY 1NSID3 4ND  W1THSID3 @@¤@§†~,..
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..,~†§@¤@@ 1M 4  SPH3R1C4L 3NT1TY!  1M  FROM  OUT3R @@¤@§†~,..
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.,~†§@¤@@# OK1 1  JUST  DR4NK  THR3E MOUTHFULLS  OF #@@¤@§†~,.
..,~†§@¤@@ W1N3.  1 DR4NK  FOUR  STRONG  B3ERS  4ND @@¤@§†~,..
.,~†§@¤@@# M4YB3 THR3E  OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. #@@¤@§†~,.
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.,~†§@¤@@# 4  TH1NG  1 DONT  C4R3 4BOUT  TH3  T4ST3 #@@¤@§†~,.
..,~†§@¤@@ 4NYMOR3  1 DO 4T TH3  ST4RT BUT NOT NOW. @@¤@§†~,..
.,~†§@¤@@# TH3RES  4  T1M3LINE GO1NG FROM  C4R3  TO #@@¤@§†~,.
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..,~†§@¤@@ H4HA  SUDD3NLY  O  H4D  ON   SOM3  W3URD @@¤@§†~,..
.,~†§@¤@@# F1NG3R ON MY F1NG3R  TH3N Y3STERD4Y  4ND #@@¤@§†~,.
..,~†§@¤@@ 1 4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D  TH3N 1 W4S ON TH3 @@¤@§†~,..
.,~†§@¤@@# TO1L3T LOL MBUT W3W TH3RE W4S  SOM3TH1NG #@@¤@§†~,.
..,~†§@¤@@ WRONG W1TH  F -1NG3R.  1  M34N  W1TH  MY @@¤@§†~,..
.,~†§@¤@@# L3FT 1ND3X F1NG3R  NOTJ1NG WRONG W1TH MY #@@¤@§†~,.
..,~†§@¤@@ R1GHT   CHOPP3D   MYS3LF  W1TH  ,4N  4X3 @@¤@§†~,..
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.,~†§@¤@@# WTF 1S WHY H4V3 1  TH3  WRONG F1NG3R  4S #@@¤@§†~,.
..,~†§@¤@@                 D3F4ULT                  @@¤@§†~,..
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..,~†§@¤@@ R34D   MOR3  4BOUT  TYP3S   OF   4LCOHOL @@¤@§†~,..
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..,~†§@¤@@ §  B3ER   .  W1N3  .   C1D3R  .  K1R   § @@¤@§†~,..
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