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.......~~^     4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4     ^~~.......
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.....~~^§* 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY *§^~~.....
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...~~^§*@#           ##^~~. 4LCOHOL .~~^##          #@*§^~~...
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...~~^§*@# 1 DONT KNOW, 1 F3EL H4PPY, B3C4USE  ON3. #@*§^~~...
....~~^§*@ DOP4M1N3  R3LE4SE? 1ODK 4ND TH3RE'S TH1S @*§^~~....
.....~~^§*       F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS       *§^~~.....
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........~~ 4ROUND  TH1RTY  P3RCENT OF  TH3  4LCOHOL ~~........
.........~ 3NTERS TH3  BLOODSTR34M  4LR3ADY  1N TH3 ~.........
.......... MOUTH, OR SO  1'V3 H34RD. GOT TO LOOK UP ..........
..........           TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T.           ..........
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.......... F1N4LLY SOM3ONE L3T  M3 OUT OF  MY DRUNK ..........
.......... T1M3  FOR  M3   1S  B34UT1FUL   CUZ   1M ..........
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.......... 1 C4N DO  1T 4NYWAY 1NSID3  4ND W1THSID3 ..........
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........~~ 1M  4  SPH3R1C4L  3NT1TY! 1M  FROM OUT3R ~~........
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...~~^§*@# OK1  1 JUST  DR4NK THR3E  MOUTHFULLS  OF #@*§^~~...
..~~^§*@## W1N3. 1  DR4NK  FOUR  STRONG  B3ERS  4ND ##@*§^~~..
.~~^§*@### M4YB3 THR3E  OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. ###@*§^~~.
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...~~^§*@# 4  TH1NG  1 DONT  C4R3  4BOUT  TH3 T4ST3 #@*§^~~...
....~~^§*@ 4NYMOR3 1 DO 4T  TH3 ST4RT BUT  NOT NOW. @*§^~~....
.....~~^§* TH3RES  4 T1M3LINE GO1NG  FROM  C4R3  TO *§^~~.....
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.......... H4HA  SUDD3NLY   O  H4D  ON  SOM3  W3URD ..........
.......... F1NG3R ON  MY F1NG3R  TH3N Y3STERD4Y 4ND ..........
.......... 1 4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D TH3N 1  W4S ON TH3 ..........
.......... TO1L3T  LOL MBUT W3W TH3RE W4S SOM3TH1NG ..........
.......... WRONG  W1TH  F -1NG3R.  1  M34N W1TH  MY ..........
.......... L3FT  1ND3X F1NG3R NOTJ1NG WRONG W1TH MY ..........
.......... R1GHT  CHOPP3D  MYS3LF   W1TH   ,4N  4X3 ..........
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.........~ WTF  1S WHY H4V3  1 TH3 WRONG F1NG3R  4S ~.........
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