I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!