.......^=* *=^.......
........^= =^........
.......^=* *=^.......
......^=*† †*=^......
.....^=*†£ £†*=^.....
....^=*†£¶ ¶£†*=^....
...^=*†£¶# 4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4 #¶£†*=^...
..^=*†£¶## ##¶£†*=^..
.^=*†£¶### 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY ###¶£†*=^.
..^=*†£¶## ##¶£†*=^..
...^=*†£¶# #¶*=^. 4LCOHOL .^=*¶# #¶£†*=^...
....^=*†£¶ #¶*=^. 4LCOHOL .^=*¶# ¶£†*=^....
.....^=*†£ #¶*=^. 4LCOHOL .^=*¶# £†*=^.....
......^=*† †*=^......
.......^=* 1 DONT KNOW, 1 F3EL H4PPY, B3C4USE ON3. *=^.......
........^= DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE? 1ODK 4ND TH3RE'S TH1S =^........
.......^=* F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS *=^.......
......^=*† 1N TH3 END, SW3ET †*=^......
.....^=*†£ £†*=^.....
....^=*†£¶ 4ROUND TH1RTY P3RCENT OF TH3 4LCOHOL ¶£†*=^....
...^=*†£¶# 3NTERS TH3 BLOODSTR34M 4LR3ADY 1N TH3 #¶£†*=^...
..^=*†£¶## MOUTH, OR SO 1'V3 H34RD. GOT TO LOOK UP ##¶£†*=^..
.^=*†£¶### TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T. ###¶£†*=^.
..^=*†£¶## ##¶£†*=^..
...^=*†£¶# .^=*†%£¶###¶£%†*=^. #¶£†*=^...
....^=*†£¶ ¶£†*=^....
.....^=*†£ F1N4LLY SOM3ONE L3T M3 OUT OF MY DRUNK £†*=^.....
......^=*† T1M3 FOR M3 1S B34UT1FUL CUZ 1M †*=^......
.......^=* 1NFINITY MUNK *=^.......
........^= 1 C4N DO 1T 4NYWAY 1NSID3 4ND W1THSID3 =^........
.......^=* 4M S1D3 4ND *=^.......
......^=*† 1M 4 SPH3R1C4L 3NT1TY! 1M FROM OUT3R †*=^......
.....^=*†£ SP4C3... £†*=^.....
....^=*†£¶ ¶£†*=^....
...^=*†£¶# ##¶£%†*=^.^=*†%£¶## #¶£†*=^...
..^=*†£¶## ##¶£†*=^..
.^=*†£¶### OK1 1 JUST DR4NK THR3E MOUTHFULLS OF ###¶£†*=^.
..^=*†£¶## W1N3. 1 DR4NK FOUR STRONG B3ERS 4ND ##¶£†*=^..
...^=*†£¶# M4YB3 THR3E OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. #¶£†*=^...
....^=*†£¶ ¶£†*=^....
.....^=*†£ 4 TH1NG 1 DONT C4R3 4BOUT TH3 T4ST3 £†*=^.....
......^=*† 4NYMOR3 1 DO 4T TH3 ST4RT BUT NOT NOW. †*=^......
.......^=* TH3RES 4 T1M3LINE GO1NG FROM C4R3 TO *=^.......
........^= NOT C4R3 =^........
.......^=* *=^.......
......^=*† .^=*†%£¶###¶£%†*=^. †*=^......
.....^=*†£ £†*=^.....
....^=*†£¶ H4HA SUDD3NLY O H4D ON SOM3 W3URD ¶£†*=^....
...^=*†£¶# F1NG3R ON MY F1NG3R TH3N Y3STERD4Y 4ND #¶£†*=^...
..^=*†£¶## 1 4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D TH3N 1 W4S ON TH3 ##¶£†*=^..
.^=*†£¶### TO1L3T LOL MBUT W3W TH3RE W4S SOM3TH1NG ###¶£†*=^.
..^=*†£¶## WRONG W1TH F -1NG3R. 1 M34N W1TH MY ##¶£†*=^..
...^=*†£¶# L3FT 1ND3X F1NG3R NOTJ1NG WRONG W1TH MY #¶£†*=^...
....^=*†£¶ R1GHT CHOPP3D MYS3LF W1TH ,4N 4X3 ¶£†*=^....
.....^=*†£ SO £†*=^.....
......^=*† †*=^......
.......^=* WTF 1S WHY H4V3 1 TH3 WRONG F1NG3R 4S *=^.......
........^= D3F4ULT =^........
.......^=* *=^.......
......^=*† ##¶£%†*=^.^=*†%£¶## †*=^......
.....^=*†£ £†*=^.....
....^=*†£¶ R34D MOR3 4BOUT TYP3S OF 4LCOHOL ¶£†*=^....
...^=*†£¶# #¶£†*=^...
..^=*†£¶## † B3ER . W1N3 . C1D3R . K1R † ##¶£†*=^..
.^=*†£¶### ###¶£†*=^.
..^=*†£¶## ##¶£†*=^..
...^=*†£¶# #¶£†*=^...
....^=*†£¶ ¶£†*=^....
.....^=*†£ £†*=^.....
......^=*† †*=^......