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&&&&,&&,&,                                          &&,,&,,,,&
,,,&&,&&&&     4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4     ,&,&&,,,&,
,,&,&&,,,,                                          &&&,&,,&&,
,&&&,&,,,& 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY ,,&&&,&,&,
&,,&&&,,&&                                          ,&,,&&&&&,
&,&,,&,&,&           @#=-., 4LCOHOL ,.-=#@          &&,&,,,,&&
&&&,&&&&&&          @#=-., 4LCOHOL ,.-=#@           ,&&&,,,&,,
,,&&,,,,,,           @#=-., 4LCOHOL ,.-=#@          &,,&,,&&,&
,&,&,,,,,&                                          &,&&,&,&&&
&&&&,,,,&& 1 DONT KNOW,  1 F3EL H4PPY, B3C4USE ON3. &&,&&&&,,&
,,,&,,,&,& DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE?  1ODK 4ND TH3RE'S TH1S ,&&,,,&,&,
,,&&,,&&&,       F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS       &,&,,&&&&,
,&,&,&,,&&             1N TH3 END, SW3ET            &&&,&,,,&,
&&&&&&,&,&                                          ,,&&&,,&&,
,,,,,&&&&& 4ROUND  TH1RTY  P3RCENT  OF  TH3 4LCOHOL ,&,,&,&,&&
,,,,&,,,,, 3NTERS TH3  BLOODSTR34M 4LR3ADY  1N  TH3 &&,&&&&&,&
,,,&&,,,,& MOUTH, OR SO 1'V3 H34RD. GOT TO LOOK  UP ,&&,,,,&&&
,,&,&,,,&,           TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T.           &,&,,,&,,&
,&&&&,,&&,                                          &&&,,&&,&&
&,,,&,&,&,            ,.-=^@&#@#@#&@^=-.,           ,,&,&,&&,&
&,,&&&&&&&                                          ,&&&&&,&&,
&,&,,,,,,& F1N4LLY SOM3ONE L3T M3  OUT OF MY  DRUNK &,,,,&&,&&
&&&,,,,,&, T1M3   FOR  M3   1S  B34UT1FUL  CUZ   1M &,,,&,&&,,
,,&,,,,&&&               1NFINITY MUNK              &,,&&&,&,&
,&&,,,&,,, 1 C4N DO  1T  4NYWAY 1NSID3 4ND W1THSID3 &,&,,&&&&&
&,&,,&&,,,               4M S1D3 4ND                &&&,&,,,,&
&&&,&,&,,, 1M  4 SPH3R1C4L 3NT1TY!  1M  FROM  OUT3R ,,&&&,,,&,
,,&&&&&,,&                 SP4C3...                 ,&,,&,,&&&
,&,,,,&,&&                                          &&,&&,&,,&
&&,,,&&&,,            #@#&@^=-.,.-=^@&#@#           ,&&,&&&,&&
,&,,&,,&,,                                          &,&&,,&&,,
&&,&&,&&,, OK1 1  JUST DR4NK  THR3E  MOUTHFULLS  OF &&,&,&,&,,
,&&,&&,&,, W1N3.  1 DR4NK  FOUR  STRONG  B3ERS  4ND ,&&&&&&&,&
&,&&,&&&,& M4YB3 THR3E  OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. &,,,,,,&&&
&&,&&,,&&&                                          &,,,,,&,,,
,&&,&,&,,& 4  TH1NG  1 DONT  C4R3  4BOUT TH3  T4ST3 &,,,,&&,,&
&,&&&&&,&& 4NYMOR3 1 DO 4T TH3 ST4RT BUT  NOT  NOW. &,,,&,&,&&
&&,,,,&&,& TH3RES  4 T1M3LINE GO1NG  FROM  C4R3  TO &,,&&&&&,,
,&,,,&,&&&                 NOT C4R3                 &,&,,,,&,&
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,&,&,,&,&,            ,.-=^@&#@#@#&@^=-.,           ,,&,,&,,,,
&&&&,&&&&&                                          ,&&,&&,,,,
,,,&&,,,,& H4HA  SUDD3NLY  O  H4D   ON  SOM3  W3URD &,&&,&,,,&
,,&,&,,,&& F1NG3R  ON MY  F1NG3R TH3N Y3STERD4Y 4ND &&,&&&,,&&
,&&&&,,&,& 1  4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D TH3N 1 W4S ON TH3 ,&&,,&,&,&
&,,,&,&&&, TO1L3T  LOL MBUT W3W TH3RE W4S SOM3TH1NG &,&,&&&&&&
&,,&&&,,&& WRONG  W1TH  F -1NG3R.  1 M34N  W1TH  MY &&&&,,,,,,
&,&,,&,&,, L3FT 1ND3X F1NG3R NOTJ1NG WRONG W1TH  MY ,,,&,,,,,&
&&&,&&&&,& R1GHT   CHOPP3D  MYS3LF   W1TH  ,4N  4X3 ,,&&,,,,&,
,,&&,,,&&,                    SO                    ,&,&,,,&&&
,&,&,,&,&&                                          &&&&,,&,,&
&&&&,&&&,, WTF  1S  WHY H4V3 1 TH3 WRONG F1NG3R  4S ,,,&,&&,&&
,,,&&,,&,,                  D3F4ULT                 ,,&&&,&&,,
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,&&&&&,&&,            #@#&@^=-.,.-=^@&#@#           &&,&,&&&,,
&,,,,&&,&,                                          ,&&&&,,&,,
&,,,&,&&&, R34D  MOR3  4BOUT   TYP3S   OF   4LCOHOL &,,,&,&&,&
&,,&&&,,&&                                          &,,&&&,&&,
&,&,,&,&,, ^   B3ER   ,  W1N3  ,   C1D3R  ,  K1R  ^ &,&,,&&,&&
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