¨¨¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨¨¨§¨§§
¨¨§§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨¨§§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨     4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4     ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨           @£\~^¨ 4LCOHOL ¨^~\£@          ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨          @£\~^¨ 4LCOHOL ¨^~\£@           ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨           @£\~^¨ 4LCOHOL ¨^~\£@          ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ 1 DONT KNOW, 1 F3EL  H4PPY, B3C4USE ON3. ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE? 1ODK 4ND  TH3RE'S TH1S ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨       F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS       ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨            1N TH3 END, SW3ET             ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ 4ROUND TH1RTY  P3RCENT  OF  TH3  4LCOHOL ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ 3NTERS TH3  BLOODSTR34M 4LR3ADY  1N  TH3 ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ MOUTH, OR SO  1'V3 H34RD. GOT TO LOOK UP ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨           TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T.           ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨           ¨^~\$*§£@#@£§*$\~^¨            ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ F1N4LLY SOM3ONE L3T M3  OUT OF MY  DRUNK ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ T1M3  FOR   M3  1S   B34UT1FUL   CUZ  1M ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨              1NFINITY MUNK               ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ 1 C4N DO  1T 4NYWAY 1NSID3 4ND  W1THSID3 ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨               4M S1D3 4ND                ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ 1M  4  SPH3R1C4L  3NT1TY! 1M  FROM OUT3R ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                 SP4C3...                 ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨            #@£§*$\~^¨^~\$*§£@#           ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ OK1  1  JUST  DR4NK  THR3E MOUTHFULLS OF ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ W1N3. 1  DR4NK  FOUR  STRONG  B3ERS  4ND ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ M4YB3 THR3E  OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ 4  TH1NG  1 DONT  C4R3 4BOUT  TH3  T4ST3 ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ 4NYMOR3 1 DO 4T TH3  ST4RT BUT  NOT NOW. ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ TH3RES 4  T1M3LINE  GO1NG FROM  C4R3  TO ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                 NOT C4R3                 ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨            ¨^~\$*§£@#@£§*$\~^¨           ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ H4HA  SUDD3NLY   O  H4D  ON  SOM3  W3URD ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ F1NG3R  ON  MY F1NG3R TH3N Y3STERD4Y 4ND ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ 1 4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D  TH3N 1 W4S ON TH3 ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ TO1L3T LOL MBUT W3W  TH3RE W4S SOM3TH1NG ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ WRONG  W1TH  F -1NG3R.  1  M34N W1TH  MY ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ L3FT  1ND3X F1NG3R NOTJ1NG WRONG W1TH MY ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ R1GHT   CHOPP3D  MYS3LF  W1TH  ,4N   4X3 ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                    SO                    ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨ WTF  1S  WHY  H4V3 1 TH3 WRONG F1NG3R 4S ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                 D3F4ULT                  ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨           #@£§*$\~^¨^~\$*§£@#            ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ R34D   MOR3  4BOUT  TYP3S   OF   4LCOHOL ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨ $  B3ER   ¨  W1N3  ¨   C1D3R  ¨   K1R  $ ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨§§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨¨§¨§¨§§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨§¨§§¨§¨¨§