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,,~\†††$$& 4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4 &$$†††\~,,
,,,~\\†$## ##$†\\~,,,
,,,,\†††$# 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY #$†††\,,,,
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,,~\†$## ##\~,, 4LCOHOL ,,~\## ###&$†\~,,
,,~\†$## ##\~,, 4LCOHOL ,,~\## ###&$†\~,,
,,~\†$## ##\~,, 4LCOHOL ,,~\## ###&$†\~,,
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,,,,~\†††& 1 DONT KNOW, 1 F3EL H4PPY, B3C4USE ON3. &†††\~,,,,
,,~\†$## DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE? 1ODK 4ND TH3RE'S TH1S ###&$†\~,,
,,~\†$## F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS ###&$†\~,,
,,~\†$## 1N TH3 END, SW3ET ###&$†\~,,
,,~\†$## ###&$†\~,,
,,~\†$## 4ROUND TH1RTY P3RCENT OF TH3 4LCOHOL ###&$†\~,,
,,~\†$&# 3NTERS TH3 BLOODSTR34M 4LR3ADY 1N TH3 ##&&$†\~,,
,,~\†$## MOUTH, OR SO 1'V3 H34RD. GOT TO LOOK UP ###&$†\~,,
,,~\†$## TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T. ###&$†\~,,
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,,,,,,,\$# ,,~\†$####&$†\~,, #$\,,,,,,,
,,,,,,\$## ##$\,,,,,,
,,,,,,,\$& F1N4LLY SOM3ONE L3T M3 OUT OF MY DRUNK &$\,,,,,,,
,,~\†$## T1M3 FOR M3 1S B34UT1FUL CUZ 1M ###&$†\~,,
,,,,,~\$## 1NFINITY MUNK ##$\~,,,,,
,,~\†$## 1 C4N DO 1T 4NYWAY 1NSID3 4ND W1THSID3 ###&$†\~,,
,,~\†$## 4M S1D3 4ND ###&$†\~,,
,,~\†$&& 1M 4 SPH3R1C4L 3NT1TY! 1M FROM OUT3R #&&&$†\~,,
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,,~\†$#### OK1 1 JUST DR4NK THR3E MOUTHFULLS OF ####$†\~,,
,,~\\\\††& W1N3. 1 DR4NK FOUR STRONG B3ERS 4ND &††\\\\~,,
,,~\†$## M4YB3 THR3E OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. ###&$†\~,,
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,,~\†$## 4 TH1NG 1 DONT C4R3 4BOUT TH3 T4ST3 ###&$†\~,,
,,~\†$## 4NYMOR3 1 DO 4T TH3 ST4RT BUT NOT NOW. ###&$†\~,,
,,~\††$&&& TH3RES 4 T1M3LINE GO1NG FROM C4R3 TO &&&$††\~,,
,,,,\\†††& NOT C4R3 &†††\\,,,,
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,,,,,~\†$# #$†\~,,,,,
,,~\†$## H4HA SUDD3NLY O H4D ON SOM3 W3URD ###&$†\~,,
,,~\†$## F1NG3R ON MY F1NG3R TH3N Y3STERD4Y 4ND ###&$†\~,,
,,,,,~~\$& 1 4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D TH3N 1 W4S ON TH3 &$\~~,,,,,
,,,~~††† TO1L3T LOL MBUT W3W TH3RE W4S SOM3TH1NG #&†††~~,,,
,,,~\\†$ WRONG W1TH F -1NG3R. 1 M34N W1TH MY #&$†\\~,,,
,,~\\\$& L3FT 1ND3X F1NG3R NOTJ1NG WRONG W1TH MY #&&$\\\~,,
,,,,,\†$ R1GHT CHOPP3D MYS3LF W1TH ,4N 4X3 #&$†\,,,,,
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,,,,\\\$## ##$\\\,,,,
,,,,,~†# WTF 1S WHY H4V3 1 TH3 WRONG F1NG3R 4S ##&†~,,,,,
,,,,~~\\$# D3F4ULT #$\\~~,,,,
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,,,,,\\†$& R34D MOR3 4BOUT TYP3S OF 4LCOHOL &$†\\,,,,,
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,,,,,,\†$# † B3ER , W1N3 , C1D3R , K1R † #$†\,,,,,,
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