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...^=*%$@£     ALCOHOL IS LEGAL! ROBO DANCE.WMA     £@$%*=^...
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.^=*%$@£@# I THINK I HAVE A NATURAL GABA DEFICIENCY #@£@$%*=^.
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...^=*%$@£          @£*=^. ALCOHOL .^=*£@           £@$%*=^...
....^=*%$@           @£*=^. ALCOHOL .^=*£@          @$%*=^....
.....^=*%$           @£*=^. ALCOHOL .^=*£@          $%*=^.....
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.......^=* I DONT KNOW,  I FEEL HAPPY, BECAUSE ONE. *=^.......
........^= DOPAMINE RELEASE? IODK AND  THERE'S THIS =^........
.........^       FEELING THAT NOTHING MATTERS       ^.........
..........             IN THE END, SWEET            ..........
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........^= AROUND THIRTY  PERCENT  OF  THE  ALCOHOL =^........
.......^=* ENTERS  THE BLOODSTREAM ALREADY  IN  THE *=^.......
......^=*% MOUTH, OR SO I'VE  HEARD. GOT TO LOOK UP %*=^......
.....^=*%$           THE NUMBERS ON THAT.           $%*=^.....
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...^=*%$@£            .^=*%$@£@#@£@$%*=^.           £@$%*=^...
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.^=*%$@£@# FINALLY  SOMEONE  LET ME OUT OF MY DRUNK #@£@$%*=^.
..^=*%$@£@ TIME  FOR   ME   IS  BEAUTIFUL  CUZ   IM @£@$%*=^..
...^=*%$@£              INFINITY MUNK               £@$%*=^...
....^=*%$@ I CAN DO IT ANYWAY  INSIDE  AND WITHSIDE @$%*=^....
.....^=*%$                AM SIDE AND               $%*=^.....
......^=*% IM A SPHERICAL  ENTITY!  IM  FROM  OUTER %*=^......
.......^=*                 SPACE...                 *=^.......
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.........^ OKI  I  JUST DRANK  THREE  MOUTHFULLS OF ^.........
........^= WINE.  I  DRANK  FOUR  STRONG  BEERS AND =^........
.......^=* MAYBE THREE OR  FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF WINE. *=^.......
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.....^=*%$ A  THING  I  DONT  CARE ABOUT THE  TASTE $%*=^.....
....^=*%$@ ANYMORE I  DO  AT THE START BUT NOT NOW. @$%*=^....
...^=*%$@£ THERES  A TIMELINE  GOING  FROM  CARE TO £@$%*=^...
..^=*%$@£@                 NOT CARE                 @£@$%*=^..
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....^=*%$@ HAHA  SUDDENLY  O   HAD  ON  SOME  WEURD @$%*=^....
.....^=*%$ FINGER ON  MY  FINGER THEN YESTERDAY AND $%*=^.....
......^=*% I ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED THEN I  WAS ON THE %*=^......
.......^=* TOILET LOL MBUT WEW THERE  WAS SOMETHING *=^.......
........^= WRONG  WITH  F -INGER.  I MEAN  WITH  MY =^........
.........^ LEFT INDEX FINGER NOTJING WRONG  WITH MY ^.........
.......... RIGHT  CHOPPED  MYSELF   WITH  ,AN   AXE ..........
.........^                    SO                    ^.........
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.......^=* WTF  IS WHY HAVE  I  THE WRONG FINGER AS *=^.......
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..^=*%$@£@ READ   MORE   ABOUT  TYPES  OF   ALCOHOL @£@$%*=^..
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..^=*%$@£@ %  BEER  .  WINE   .   CIDER   .  KIR  % @£@$%*=^..
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