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,,,&,&&,,&     4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4     &&,,&,&&,&
,,&&&,&,&&                                          ,&,&&&,&&&
,&,,&&&&,, 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY &&&,,&&,,&
&&,&,,,&,&                                          ,,&,&,&,&&
,&&&,,&&&,          ##;~,, 4LCOHOL ,,~;##           ,&&&&&&&,,
&,,&,&,,&&          ##;~,, 4LCOHOL ,,~;##           &,,,,,,&,,
&,&&&&,&,&           ##;~,, 4LCOHOL ,,~;##          &,,,,,&&,&
&&,,,&&&&&                                          &,,,,&,&&,
,&,,&,,,,& 1 DONT KNOW,  1 F3EL H4PPY, B3C4USE ON3. &,,,&&&,&&
&&,&&,,,&& DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE? 1ODK 4ND  TH3RE'S TH1S &,,&,,&&,&
,&&,&,,&,&       F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS       &,&&,&,&&,
&,&&&,&&&,             1N TH3 END, SW3ET            &&,&&&&,&,
&&,,&&,,&,                                          ,&&,,,&&&&
,&,&,&,&&& 4ROUND  TH1RTY  P3RCENT OF  TH3  4LCOHOL &,&,,&,,,,
&&&&&&&,,, 3NTERS  TH3  BLOODSTR34M 4LR3ADY  1N TH3 &&&,&&,,,,
,,,,,,&,,& MOUTH, OR  SO 1'V3 H34RD. GOT TO LOOK UP ,,&&,&,,,&
,,,,,&&,&,           TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T.           ,&,&&&,,&&
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,,,&&&,,&,           ,,~;§%&#####&%§;~,,            ,,&,&&&&&&
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,&&,&&&,&& F1N4LLY SOM3ONE  L3T M3  OUT OF MY DRUNK &,,&,,,,&&
&,&&,,&&,, T1M3  FOR  M3   1S   B34UT1FUL   CUZ  1M &,&&,,,&,&
&&,&,&,&,,               1NFINITY MUNK              &&,&,,&&&,
,&&&&&&&,, 1 C4N DO 1T 4NYWAY  1NSID3 4ND  W1THSID3 ,&&&,&,,&&
&,,,,,,&,,               4M S1D3 4ND                &,,&&&,&,&
&,,,,,&&,& 1M 4  SPH3R1C4L  3NT1TY! 1M  FROM  OUT3R &,&,,&&&&,
&,,,,&,&&,                 SP4C3...                 &&&,&,,,&&
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&,,&,,&&&&           ###&%§;~,,,~;§%&###            ,&,,&,&&,&
&,&&,&,,,,                                          &&,&&&,&&,
&&,&&&,,,& OK1  1  JUST DR4NK  THR3E MOUTHFULLS  OF ,&&,,&&,&&
,&&,,&,,&& W1N3. 1  DR4NK  FOUR  STRONG  B3ERS  4ND &,&,&,&&,,
&,&,&&,&,& M4YB3  THR3E OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. &&&&&&,&,,
&&&&,&&&&,                                          ,,,,,&&&,&
,,,&&,,,&& 4  TH1NG  1  DONT C4R3  4BOUT  TH3 T4ST3 ,,,,&,,&&,
,,&,&,,&,, 4NYMOR3 1  DO  4T TH3 ST4RT BUT NOT NOW. ,,,&&,&,&,
,&&&&,&&,& TH3RES  4  T1M3LINE GO1NG FROM  C4R3  TO ,,&,&&&&&,
&,,,&&,&&&                 NOT C4R3                 ,&&&,,,,&,
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&,&&&,&,&&            ,,~;§%&#####&%§;~,,           &,&&,,&,,,
&&,,&&&&,&                                          &&,&,&&,,&
,&,&,,,&&, H4HA  SUDD3NLY  O  H4D  ON   SOM3  W3URD ,&&&&,&,&,
&&&&,,&,&, F1NG3R ON MY F1NG3R  TH3N  Y3STERD4Y 4ND &,,,&&&&&,
,,,&,&&&&, 1  4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D TH3N 1 W4S ON TH3 &,,&,,,,&&
,,&&&,,,&, TO1L3T LOL MBUT W3W TH3RE  W4S SOM3TH1NG &,&&,,,&,&
,&,,&,,&&, WRONG  W1TH  F -1NG3R.  1  M34N W1TH  MY &&,&,,&&&&
&&,&&,&,&& L3FT 1ND3X F1NG3R NOTJ1NG  WRONG W1TH MY ,&&&,&,,,&
,&&,&&&&,, R1GHT   CHOPP3D  MYS3LF   W1TH  ,4N  4X3 &,,&&&,,&,
&,&&,,,&,,                    SO                    &,&,,&,&&,
&&,&,,&&,,                                          &&&,&&&,&&
,&&&,&,&,, WTF 1S WHY H4V3  1  TH3  WRONG F1NG3R 4S ,,&&,,&&,,
&,,&&&&&,&                  D3F4ULT                 ,&,&,&,&,,
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&&&,,,&,,,           ###&%§;~,,,~;§%&###            ,,,,,,,&&,
,,&,,&&,,,                                          ,,,,,,&,&&
,&&,&,&,,& R34D   MOR3  4BOUT   TYP3S  OF   4LCOHOL ,,,,,&&&,&
&,&&&&&,&&                                          ,,,,&,,&&&
&&,,,,&&,, §   B3ER  ,   W1N3  ,  C1D3R   ,  K1R  § ,,,&&,&,,,
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