Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
 On Earth (The  Planet  Where  I Live)  A 
 Lot Of Us  Have Antennas  On  Our Houses 
 Or   Balconies,  We   Have  Built  Large 
 Antennas  For Larger  Bandwith,  We Have 
     Build Specialized Antennaes For      
   Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them    
 Into  Orbit),  We'Ve Built Large As Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually Built An Antenna  With A 
         Dish As Large As Earth.          
                                          
 We'Ve Learned  About Our Position In The 
     Solar System, Our Solar Systems      
 Placement  In  The   Galaxy,   And   Our 
 Galaxys Placement In The  Local Cluster, 
 And  Our  Local  Clusters Place In The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And The Suns Moving  Around The 
 Center Of The  Galaxy  At  Velocity  And 
 The  Galaxy Is Moving  Toward  Andromeda 
   And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise    
 Around The  Galaxy. And We As  A Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And Despite  All This,  Despite  All Our 
    (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar   
 Radio  Programmes  Out  In Fucking Space 
 At  The Speed  Of  Light  (Light Is  Our 
 Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!),  
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
    Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious   
 Beaming Of  All  Our  Secrets  In  Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No        One      Has       Answered 
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
              So Why Is That?             
                                          
 Most  Opponents To  Intelligent  Life In 
 The Universe  Say  It'S Because You Need 
 A  Class  One-Or-The-Other Star  And The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance Away  From The Star (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But   Really   Isn'T  That  Keeping  The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think Everyone  Agrees That We Have No 
 Idea  What We'Re Doing (And It  Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
      Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
 I'M  Gonna  Go Smoke  My Third Cigarette 
 This Year And  Try To Snatch Some  Beers 
        From The Local Beer Thing