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..........      ##- GROSS SEXY MUSCLE COWS -##      ..........
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.......^-/ THE COW NATIVE TO THE ALVAR IS THE SEXY  /-^.......
......^-/$ BEAST COW, FIVE TIMES AS MUSCULAR AS A   $/-^......
.....^-/$* REGULAR COW, AND TEN TIMES AS SEXY.      *$/-^.....
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...^-/$*¤£ THEY MOSTLY EAT GRASS, OR LESSER COWS    £¤*$/-^...
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