KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION  IS GREAT  ON PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A  USER INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                  MATTER.                 
                                          
 ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                    IT.                   
                                          
  
 I  WAS HOPING FOR  IT TO  VOCALIZE  LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY HOPING IT  WOULD  LET  ME SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT  NO! OUT OF  THE BOX  IT SOUNDS LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF  YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY  DIAL UP.  FUCK!