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........^= PORTABLE TAPE MACHINE WALKMAN STYLE, =^........
.........^ WITH RECORDING, USUALLY DRUNK OR SO, ^.........
.......... CREATING THE TAPE CANON ..........
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.......... AS SUCH, THE ERASER HEAD SHOULD BE ..........
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.....^=:=@ SPORTING ADDITIONAL FEATURES: @=:=^.....
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...^=:=@§@ TEMPO KNOB - AN EXTERNAL SPEED HOLE @§@=:=^...
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.........^ MORE INFO AS I GET USED TO IT. ^.........
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.......^=: LIKE AN IDIOT I TRIED TO SCREW IT BACK :=^.......
......^=:= TOGETHER WITH A LOT OF JUNK INSIDE TO =:=^......
.....^=:=@ KEEP THE PRESSURE, BUT THIS ONLY @=:=^.....
....^=:=@§ WORSENED THINGS... §@=:=^....
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..^=:=@§@# THESE DAYS IT LIES BELLY UP WITHOUT ITS #@§@=:=^..
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