TAPE DREAM                
                                 
                                          
 FOR  STORING  MUSIC  ON.  ALSO DATA  BUT 
 AT   THIS  POINT  IN  TIME  THAT'S   NOT 
        REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.         
                                          
                                          
       TYPES OF TAPE      
                                          
           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           
         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         
       CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO      
        CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS       
                                          
 RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE 
         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         
                                          
                 BIAS                 
                                          
 CLASS  I  USES ONE  HUNDRED  AND  TWENTY 
   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   
 USE   SEVENTY    OF   THE   SAME   UNIT. 
                                          
                                          
        AHA AND         
                                          
 CLASS  IV  IS  APPARENTLY  TOO STRONG TO 
 BE  USED ON  CLASS  I PLAYERS.  IT  WILL 
 SOUND  TOO  LOUND   AND  IT  CANNOT   BE 
 COMPLETELY  ERASED.  THIS  IS VERY WELL. 
   MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS  
            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            
                                          
 THEY ALSO  GNAW AT THE TAPE HEADS A  BIT 
      BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.     
                                          
                                          
        ARTIFACTS         
                                          
 GOOD  TAPES  ARE  DECENT AND HAVE A GOOD 
 HIGH FREQUENCY  PRESENCE,  BAD TAPES ARE 
 LOFI IF  NOT  OUTRIGHT BAD. IDK, I KINDA 
                 LIKE IT.                 
                                          
 BIAS LOSS: IF YOU FORGET  THE  BIAS  WHO 
 KNOWS  WHATS  EVEN  ON   THERE   ANYMORE 
                                          
  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  
   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   
                                          
 WOW:  A  SLOWER FLUTTER, USUALLY SEVERAL 
 SECONDS LONG.  WHAT  UP.  BOTH  OF THESE 
    INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.   
                                          
 PRINT THROUGH:  TAPES  RUB SOUND ON EACH 
 OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG