Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 On  Earth (The Planet Where  I  Live)  A 
 Lot  Of  Us Have Antennas On  Our Houses 
 Or  Balconies,  We  Have   Built   Large 
 Antennas  For Larger Bandwith,  We  Have 
     Build Specialized Antennaes For      
   Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them    
 Into  Orbit), We'Ve Built Large As  Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually Built An  Antenna With A 
          Dish As Large As Earth.         
                                          
 We'Ve Learned About Our Position  In The 
     Solar System, Our Solar Systems      
 Placement  In   The   Galaxy,  And   Our 
 Galaxys Placement  In The Local Cluster, 
 And Our  Local  Clusters Place  In The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And The Suns Moving Around  The 
 Center  Of  The  Galaxy At  Velocity And 
 The Galaxy  Is  Moving  Toward Andromeda 
   And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise    
 Around The Galaxy. And We  As A  Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And  Despite All This, Despite  All  Our 
   (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar    
 Radio Programmes  Out  In  Fucking Space 
 At  The  Speed Of  Light (Light  Is  Our 
 Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!),  
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
    Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious   
 Beaming  Of All  Our  Secrets  In  Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No        One       Has      Answered 
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
              So Why Is That?             
                                          
 Most  Opponents  To Intelligent  Life In 
 The Universe  Say It'S  Because You Need 
 A Class  One-Or-The-Other  Star  And The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance Away From The Star  (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But  Really  Isn'T  That   Keeping   The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think  Everyone Agrees That We Have No 
 Idea  What We'Re  Doing (And It Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 I'M Gonna Go Smoke  My  Third  Cigarette 
 This  Year And Try  To Snatch Some Beers 
        From The Local Beer Thing