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&&&&&&&&&¨ &¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&&
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&&&&&&&¨¨¨ &¨¨&&&¨¨¨¨
¨&&&&&¨¨&& ¨¨¨¨&¨¨&&¨
¨¨&&&¨¨¨¨¨ #¨¨¨--------¨¨¨# ¨&&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
&¨¨&¨¨&&&& ####¨-- F3RM1'S P4RADOX --¨#### ¨¨¨¨&&&&&&
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&&¨ #¨¨¨--------¨¨¨# &&&¨¨&&&&&
¨&&&&&¨¨¨¨ &&¨¨¨¨&&&¨
¨¨&&&¨¨&&& ON 34RTH (TH3 PL4N3T WH3RE 1 L1V3) 4 ¨¨¨&&¨¨&¨¨
&¨¨&¨¨¨¨&& LOT OF US H4V3 4NT3NNAS ON OUR HOUS3S &&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&
¨¨¨¨¨&&¨¨& OR B4LCON13S, W3 H4V3 BU1LT L4RG3 &¨¨&&&&&¨¨
&&&&¨¨¨¨¨¨ 4NT3NNAS FOR L4RG3R B4NDW1TH, W3 H4V3 ¨¨¨¨&&&¨¨&
&&&¨¨&&&&¨ BU1LD SP3C14LIZED 4NT3NNAES FOR ¨&&¨¨&¨¨¨¨
¨&¨¨¨¨&&¨¨ SP3C1FIC W4V3LENGTHS (4ND S3NT TH3M ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&&¨
¨¨¨&&¨¨¨¨& 1NTO ORB1T), W3'V3 BU1LT L4RG3 4S FUCK &&&&&&¨¨¨¨
&&¨¨¨¨&&¨¨ 4NT3NNA 4RRAYS &&&&&¨¨&&&
&¨¨&&¨¨¨¨& W3'V3 V1RTU4LLY BU1LT 4N 4NT3NNA W1TH 4 &&&&¨¨¨¨&&
¨¨¨¨¨¨&&¨¨ D1SH 4S L4RG3 4S 34RTH. &&&¨¨&&¨¨&
¨&&&&¨¨¨¨¨ ¨&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨&&¨¨&&&& W3'V3 L34RNED 4BOUT OUR POS1TION 1N TH3 ¨¨¨&&&&&&&
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&&¨ SOL4R SYST3M, OUR SOL4R SYST3MS ¨&¨¨&&&&&¨
&&&&&&¨¨¨¨ PL4C3MENT 1N TH3 G4LAXY, 4ND OUR ¨¨¨¨¨&&&¨¨
¨&&&&¨¨&&¨ G4LAXYS PL4C3MENT 1N TH3 LOC4L CLUST3R, &&&&¨¨&¨¨¨
¨¨&&¨¨¨¨¨¨ 4ND -OUR- LOC4L CLUST3RS PL4C3 1N TH3 &&&¨¨¨¨¨&&
¨¨¨¨¨&&&&& GR4ND SCH3ME OF TH1NGS &&¨¨&&&¨¨¨
&&&&¨¨&&&& &¨¨¨¨&¨¨&&
&&&¨¨¨¨&&¨ 4ND W3'R3 MOV1NG 4ROUND TH3 SUN 4T ¨¨&&¨¨¨¨¨&
&&¨¨&&¨¨¨¨ V3LOC1TY 4ND TH3 SUNS MOV1NG 4ROUND TH3 &¨¨¨¨&&&¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&&¨ C3NTER OF TH3 G4LAXY 4T V3LOC1TY 4ND ¨¨&&¨¨&¨¨¨
&&&&&&¨¨¨¨ TH3 G4LAXY 1S MOV1NG TOW4RD 4NDROM3DA &¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&&
&&&&&¨¨&&¨ 4ND W3'R3 BOTH MOV1NG 4NT1CLOCKWIS3 ¨¨&&&&&¨¨&
&&&&¨¨¨¨¨¨ 4ROUND TH3 G4LAXY. 4ND W3 4S 4 SP3C1ES ¨¨¨&&&¨¨¨¨
¨&&¨¨&&&&& H4V3 L34RNED TO T4K3 4LL TH4T 1N 4CCOUNT &&¨¨&¨¨&&¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨&&&& &¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
&&&&&¨¨&&& 4ND D3SP1TE 4LL TH1S, D3SP1TE 4LL OUR ¨¨&&&&&&&&
&&&&¨¨¨¨&& (CL1CH3) B34M1NG OF FUCK1NG ST3LL4R ¨¨¨&&&&&&&
&&&¨¨&&¨¨¨ R4D1O PROGR4MM3S OUT 1N FUCK1NG SP4C3 &&¨¨&&&&&&
&&¨¨¨¨¨¨&& 4T TH3 SP3ED OF L1GHT (L1GHT 1S OUR ¨¨¨¨¨&&&&&
&¨¨&&&&¨¨& M3D1UM! GOODSP3ED YOU, BL4CK 3MPEROR!), &&&&¨¨&&&&
¨¨¨¨&&¨¨¨¨ D3SP1TE GHOSTS H3LP1NG 4ND TH3 ¨&&¨¨¨¨&&&
¨&&¨¨¨¨&&¨ COLL3CT1VE CONSC1OUSN3SS LOWP4SS ¨¨¨¨&&¨¨&¨
¨¨¨¨&&¨¨¨¨ F1LT3RING, D3SP1TE OUR V3RY OBV1OUS &&&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
&&&¨¨¨¨&&& B34M1NG OF 4LL OUR S3CRETS 1N 3VERY &&¨¨&&&&&&
&&¨¨&&¨¨&& D1R3CTION KNOWN TO US, ¨¨¨¨¨&&&&&
&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨& &&&&¨¨&&&&
¨¨&&&&&&¨¨ NO ¨ ON3 ¨ H4S ¨ 4NSW3RED ¨&&¨¨¨¨&&&
¨¨¨&&&&¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨&&¨¨&¨
&&¨¨&&¨¨&& #¨¨¨--------¨¨¨# &&&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨& ####¨-- F3RM1'S P4RADOX --¨#### &&¨¨&&&&&¨
&&&&&&&&¨¨ #¨¨¨--------¨¨¨# ¨¨¨¨¨&&&¨¨
¨&&&&&&¨¨& &&&&¨¨&¨¨¨
¨¨&&&&¨¨¨¨ SO WHY 1S TH4T? &&&¨¨¨¨¨&&
¨¨¨&&¨¨&&& &&¨¨&&&¨¨¨
&&¨¨¨¨¨¨&& MOST OPPON3NTS TO 1NT3LLIGENT L1F3 1N ¨¨¨¨¨&¨¨&&
&¨¨&&&&¨¨& TH3 UN1V3RSE S4Y 1T'S B3C4USE YOU N3ED &&&&¨¨¨¨¨&
¨¨¨¨&&¨¨¨¨ 4 CL4SS ON3-OR-TH3-OTH3R ST4R 4ND TH3 &&&¨¨&&&¨¨
&&&¨¨¨¨&&¨ PL4N3T N3EDS TO B3 4T 4 S3E-4ND-SO &&¨¨¨¨&¨¨&
&&¨¨&&¨¨¨¨ D1ST4NC3 4WAY FROM TH3 ST4R (L1K3 TH3RE ¨¨¨&&¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨&&& H4S TO B3 4 PL4N3T!) &&¨¨¨¨&&&¨
&&&&&&¨¨&& ¨¨¨&&¨¨&¨¨
¨&&&&¨¨¨¨& BUT R34LLY 1SN'T TH4T K3EP1NG TH3 &&¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨&&¨¨&&¨¨ D3F1NITION OF L1F3 R34LLY L4X? &¨¨&&&&&&&
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨& ¨¨¨¨&&&&&¨
&&&&&&&&¨¨ 1 TH1NK 3VERYONE 4GR3ES TH4T W3 H4V3 NO &&&¨¨&&&¨¨
¨&&&&&&¨¨¨ 1D34 WH4T W3'R3 DO1NG (4ND 1T PROB4BLY &&¨¨¨¨&¨¨¨
¨¨&&&&¨¨&& SHOWS) &¨¨&&¨¨¨&&
¨¨¨&&¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨&¨¨¨
&&¨¨¨¨&&&& #¨¨¨--------¨¨¨# ¨&&&&¨¨¨&&
&¨¨&&¨¨&&¨ ####¨-- F3RM1'S P4RADOX --¨#### ¨¨&&¨¨&¨¨&
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ #¨¨¨--------¨¨¨# ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& 1'M GONN4 GO SMOK3 MY TH1RD C1G4R3TTE &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& TH1S Y34R 4ND TRY TO SN4TCH SOM3 B3ERS &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& FROM TH3 LOC4L B3ER TH1NG &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&
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