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.......=:% I  LOVE MANHANDLING  THE INDUSTRIAL SIZE %:=.......
........=: COFFEE POTS.  I KNOW THE GRIP.  MY HANDS :=........
.........=      ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.       =.........
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.......... WHEN  I REMOVE  THE  FILTER,  I  EVER SO ..........
.......... GENTLY STROKE THE  SIDE OF  THE MACHINE. ..........
.......... BEFORE  THEY  ARE  PRESSED,   I  LIGHTLY ..........
.......... CIRCLE  THE   BUTTONS  WITH  MY  FINGER. ..........
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.......... AND I GUARD  IT  CLOSELY  SO THAT I  CAN ..........
.......... STEAL THOSE  FIRST FEW DROPS FOR MYSELF! ..........
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