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....-~/^%& A COFFEE  POT CAN  ACTUALLY  BE  A  VERY &%^/~-....
...-~/^%&# SENSUAL      #///#     #///#      AFFAIR #&%^/~-...
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..-~/^%&## . HIGH INTERNAL PRESSURE... NOZZLES... . ##&%^/~-..
...-~/^%&# SLEEK    METAL    PARTS...        .    . #&%^/~-...
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.....-~/^% AFTERWARDS, IN THE NEXT MORNING, IT'S  A %^/~-.....
......-~/^ BIT  PERVERSE TO DRINK  THE COLD  COFFEE ^/~-......
.......-~/ THAT'S    LEFT     .     OVER.    .    . /~-.......
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