I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!