I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It  Closely So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!