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..~==¤@### A  COFFEE  POT  CAN  ACTUALLY  BE A VERY ###@¤==~..
..~==¤@### SENSUAL      #===#      #===#     AFFAIR ###@¤==~..
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..~==¤@### . HIGH INTERNAL PRESSURE... NOZZLES... . ###@¤==~..
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..~==¤@### AFTERWARDS, IN THE NEXT MORNING,  IT'S A ###@¤==~..
..~==¤@### BIT  PERVERSE TO  DRINK  THE COLD COFFEE ###@¤==~..
....~==@## THAT'S    LEFT    .     OVER.    .     . ##@==~....
..~==¤@@@@ .   PLEASE   MAKE   NEW  COFFEE.   .   . @@@@¤==~..
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