I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!