I LOVE  MANHANDLING  THE INDUSTRIAL SIZE 
 COFFEE POTS. I KNOW THE GRIP.  MY  HANDS 
       ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.      
                                          
 WHEN I  REMOVE  THE  FILTER,  I EVER  SO 
 GENTLY  STROKE THE SIDE OF THE  MACHINE. 
 BEFORE  THEY  ARE   PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY 
 CIRCLE   THE  BUTTONS  WITH  MY  FINGER. 
                                          
 AND I  GUARD IT CLOSELY  SO THAT  I  CAN 
 STEAL  THOSE FIRST FEW DROPS FOR MYSELF!