I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!