I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!