I  LOVE MANHANDLING  THE INDUSTRIAL SIZE 
 COFFEE POTS. I KNOW THE GRIP.  MY  HANDS 
       ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.      
                                          
 WHEN  I  REMOVE  THE FILTER,  I EVER  SO 
 GENTLY STROKE THE SIDE OF  THE  MACHINE. 
 BEFORE   THEY  ARE  PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY 
 CIRCLE  THE  BUTTONS   WITH  MY  FINGER. 
                                          
 AND  I GUARD IT CLOSELY  SO THAT  I  CAN 
 STEAL THOSE  FIRST FEW DROPS FOR MYSELF!