I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!