the  golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began a  thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it was  illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long.  in  the  day  she slept, in 
 the eve she  sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about  the golden m. 
 the  old  tavern had their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a  little too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough there  came  a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a  cook,  and even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly  fell into infamity. however  he 
 was  kind of a hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was  in the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got  scammed out of the cart by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!