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&&&&&&&&&&                                          ,&&,,&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&&                                          ,,,,,,&&&&
&&&&&&&&&&                  FAT CAP                 &&&&&,,&&&
&&&&&&&&&&                                          &&&&,,,,&&
&&&&&&&&&, ,,,,,  **  ¶¶  **  ¶¶  **  ¶¶  **  ,,,,, ,&&,,&&,,&
&&&&&&&&,,                                          ,,,,,,,,,,
,&&&&&&,,, IN GARDENS  AMONG STONES ALONG THE RIVER &&&&&&&&&,
,,&&&&,,&& GROWS  THE  MUSHROOM.  BETWEEN FERNS AND &&&&&&&&,,
&,,&&,,,,& HORSEMINT GROWS THE MUSHROOM. ALONG  THE ,&&&&&&,,&
,,,,,,&&,, CREEK,  WITH  A REDDISH  CAP  AND  WHITE ,,&&&&,,,,
&&&&&,,,,, STEM AND QUIRKY  GLEAM IN ITS EYES GROWS ,,,&&,,&&&
&&&&,,&&&&              THE MUSHROOM.               &&,,,,,,&&
&&&,,,,&&&                                          &,,&&&&,,&
&&,,&&,,&&                  ,,,,,                   ,,,,&&,,,,
,,,,,,,,,&                                          ,&&,,,,&&,
&&&&&&&&,, I  AM  DREAMING. A PACKAGE HAS  ARRIVED. ,,,,&&,,,,
,&&&&&&,,,                                          &&&,,,,&&,
,,&&&&,,&& THROUGH  THE PARK  I GO  TO  PICK  IT UP &&,,&&,,,,
&,,&&,,,,& FROM A  BITTER LADY.  A  SLOT IN A WALL, &,,,,,,&&&
,,,,,,&&,, LADY  INSIDE, ME OUTSIDE  WITH  THE REST ,,&&&&,,&&
,&&&&,,,,,              OF THE WORLD.               &,,&&,,,,,
,,&&,,&&&&                                          ,,,,,,&&&&
,,,,,,,&&,                   ,,,,,                  &&&&&,,&&,
&&&&&&,,,,                                          &&&&,,,,,,
,&&&&,,&&, DELIVERED IS A NY FAT CAP, A NOZZLE  (OR &&&,,&&&&,
,,&&,,,,,,       "CAP") FOR SPRAY PAINT CANS.       &&,,,,&&,,
&,,,,&&&&&                                          &,,&&,,,,&
,,&&,,&&&& THROUGH  YOUNG  FOREST, THIN AND RUBBERY ,,,,,,&&,,
&,,,,,,&&, WHIPS  SHOOT UP FROM THE EARTH. KIRSKALE ,&&&&,,,,&
,,&&&&,,,,    AROUND MY FEET. CONCRETE TRENCHES,    ,,&&,,&&,,
&,,&&,,&&& ABANDONED GRAY  WALLS. I  SHALL  TRY THE &,,,,,,,,&
,,,,,,,,&&             NEW NOZZLE HERE.             ,,&&&&&&,,
&&&&&&&,,,                                          ,,,&&&&,,&
&&&&&&,,&& THE  PAINT INSIDE  COMES OUT,  IT  COMES &&,,&&,,,,
,&&&&,,,,& LIKE  A  MASSAGE SHOWER, IT COMES LIKE A &,,,,,,&&,
,,&&,,&&,, THICK  AND SLOW BEAM. RICH  WITH RED AND ,,&&&&,,,,
&,,,,,,,,&               GOOEY PAINT.               ,,,&&,,&&&
,,&&&&&&,,                                          &&,,,,,,&&
,,,&&&&,,& DOESN'T HIT  ANYTHING.  IT  KEEPS  GOING &,,&&&&,,,
&&,,&&,,,, AND  NEVER   REACHES  THE   WALLS.  IT'S ,,,,&&,,&&
&,,,,,,&&, FOREVER  FALLING,  BUT  NOTHING WILL  BE ,&&,,,,,,&
,,&&&&,,,,                 STAINED.                 ,,,,&&&&,,
&,,&&,,&&,                                          ,&&,,&&,,&
,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,  **  ¶¶  **  ¶¶  **  ¶¶  **  ,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,
&&&&&&&&&&                                          &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&&            I THINK TO MYSELF:            &&&&&&&&&&
&&&&&&&&&&       "NEW YORK FAT CAP" IS WEIRD        &&&&&&&&&&
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