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,&,&,&,,,&                 FAT CAP                  &&&&,,&&,&
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,,,,,,,&,& ,,,,,  %%  ##  %%  ##  %%  ##  %%  ,,,,, ,&,,&&&&&,
,,,,,,,&&&                                          &&&,&,,,,&
&,,,,,,&,, IN GARDENS AMONG STONES ALONG THE  RIVER &,,&&&,,,&
,&,,,,,&&, GROWS  THE  MUSHROOM. BETWEEN FERNS  AND ,&,&,,&,,&
&&&,,,,&,& HORSEMINT GROWS THE MUSHROOM.  ALONG THE ,&&&&,&&,&
,,,&,,,&&& CREEK,  WITH  A  REDDISH CAP  AND  WHITE &&,,,&&,&&
&,,&&,,&,, STEM  AND QUIRKY GLEAM IN ITS EYES GROWS &,&,,&,&&,
&&,&,&,&&,              THE MUSHROOM.               ,&&&,&&&,&
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&,&,,,,,&&                   ,,,,,                  &,&,&,&,&,
&&&&,,,,&,                                          ,&&&&&&&&&
,,,,&,,,&& I AM  DREAMING.  A PACKAGE  HAS ARRIVED. ,&,,,,,,,,
,,,,&&,,&,                                          ,&&,,,,,,,
,,,,&,&,&& THROUGH  THE  PARK  I  GO TO PICK IT  UP ,&,&,,,,,,
,,,,&&&&&, FROM A BITTER LADY.  A  SLOT  IN A WALL, ,&&&&,,,,,
,,,,&,,,,& LADY  INSIDE, ME OUTSIDE  WITH  THE REST &&,,,&,,,,
,,,,&&,,,&              OF THE WORLD.               ,,&,,&&,,,
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,,,,&&&&,&                  ,,,,,                   &&&,&&&&&,
,,,,&,,,&&                                          &,,&&,,,,&
&,,,&&,,&, DELIVERED  IS A NY FAT CAP, A NOZZLE (OR ,&,&,&,,,&
,&,,&,&,&&       "CAP") FOR SPRAY PAINT CANS.       &&&&&&&,,&
&&&,&&&&&,                                          ,,,,,,,&,&
,,,&&,,,,& THROUGH YOUNG  FOREST, THIN  AND RUBBERY &,,,,,,&&&
&,,&,&,,,& WHIPS SHOOT UP FROM THE  EARTH. KIRSKALE &&,,,,,&,,
&&,&&&&,,&    AROUND MY FEET. CONCRETE TRENCHES,    &,&,,,,&&,
&,&&,,,&,& ABANDONED  GRAY WALLS. I SHALL  TRY  THE ,&&&,,,&,&
,&&,&,,&&&             NEW NOZZLE HERE.             ,&,,&,,&&&
&&,&&&,&,,                                          ,&&,&&,&,,
&,&&,,&&&, THE  PAINT  INSIDE COMES  OUT,  IT COMES &&,&&,&&&,
&&&,&,&,,& LIKE A MASSAGE SHOWER,  IT COMES LIKE  A ,,&&,&&,,&
,,,&&&&&,& THICK AND SLOW BEAM.  RICH WITH RED  AND ,,&,&&,&,&
&,,&,,,,&&               GOOEY PAINT.               &,&&&,&&&&
,&,&&,,,&,                                          &&&,,&&,,,
,&&&,&,,&& DOESN'T HIT  ANYTHING.  IT  KEEPS  GOING &,,&,&,&,,
,&,,&&&,&, AND  NEVER   REACHES  THE   WALLS.  IT'S ,&,&&&&&&,
,&&,&,,&&& FOREVER  FALLING, BUT  NOTHING  WILL  BE &&&&,,,,,&
&&,&&&,&,,                 STAINED.                 &,,,&,,,,&
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&,&,&,&,,& ,,,,,  %%  ##  %%  ##  %%  ##  %%  ,,,,, &&&,&,&,,&
,&&&&&&&,&                                          &,,&&&&&,&
&&,,,,,,&&            I THINK TO MYSELF:            &&,&,,,,&&
,,&,,,,,&,       "NEW YORK FAT CAP" IS WEIRD        ,,&&&,,,&,
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