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.......... IN GARDENS AMONG STONES ALONG THE  RIVER ..........
.......... GROWS THE  MUSHROOM.  BETWEEN FERNS  AND ..........
.......... HORSEMINT  GROWS THE MUSHROOM. ALONG THE ..........
.......... CREEK, WITH  A  REDDISH  CAP  AND  WHITE ..........
.......... STEM AND QUIRKY GLEAM IN ITS  EYES GROWS ..........
..........              THE MUSHROOM.               ..........
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.........~ I  AM DREAMING.  A PACKAGE  HAS ARRIVED. ~.........
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.......~/% THROUGH THE PARK  I  GO  TO PICK  IT  UP %/~.......
......~/%@ FROM A BITTER LADY.  A  SLOT IN  A WALL, @%/~......
.....~/%@£ LADY INSIDE,  ME  OUTSIDE WITH  THE REST £@%/~.....
....~/%@£#               OF THE WORLD.              #£@%/~....
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....~/%@£# DELIVERED IS A NY FAT CAP,  A NOZZLE (OR #£@%/~....
.....~/%@£       "CAP") FOR SPRAY PAINT CANS.       £@%/~.....
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.......~/% THROUGH YOUNG FOREST,  THIN AND  RUBBERY %/~.......
........~/ WHIPS SHOOT UP  FROM THE EARTH. KIRSKALE /~........
.........~    AROUND MY FEET. CONCRETE TRENCHES,    ~.........
.......... ABANDONED GRAY WALLS.  I SHALL  TRY  THE ..........
..........             NEW NOZZLE HERE.             ..........
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.......... THE  PAINT INSIDE  COMES  OUT,  IT COMES ..........
.......... LIKE A MASSAGE SHOWER, IT  COMES  LIKE A ..........
.......... THICK  AND SLOW BEAM.  RICH WITH RED AND ..........
..........               GOOEY PAINT.               ..........
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.......... DOESN'T  HIT ANYTHING.  IT  KEEPS  GOING ..........
.........~ AND   NEVER  REACHES  THE  WALLS.   IT'S ~.........
........~/ FOREVER FALLING,  BUT  NOTHING  WILL  BE /~........
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...~/%@£##            I THINK TO MYSELF:            ##£@%/~...
..~/%@£###       "NEW YORK FAT CAP" IS WEIRD        ###£@%/~..
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