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,.=~-»^†=§ shoplifters know aldi  alarm  tags  only §=†^»-~=.,
.,,,.~^**@  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  @**^~.,,,.
,,~†^%&### know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ###&%^†~,,
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,,»/^$££@# however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs #@££$^/»,,
¨¨,¨¨¨«*%§ can be put on  you  as  a punishment  by §%*«¨¨¨,¨¨
.^~\*&£@## police,  and  you   are   to  wear  them ##@£&*\~^.
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¨^-/**@### ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ ###@**/-^¨
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,,,.=;*%$¶ store workers  are sympathetic and  will ¶$%*;=.,,,
,,»=†$¤### let    you   go   if   you   ask   them. ###¤$†=»,,
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           * probably not true, idk