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.¨,,,¨,,,@ shoplifters  know  aldi alarm tags  only ,¨@¤£..,¨§
@,¨.¨¨,..¨  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  .,£,&§.,.,
,@¨,..¨¨,¨ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only .,..§¤@.¨,
.¨§,,¨.¨,¨         trigger void mart alarms.        ¤,..@.&#.,
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&,¨.¨&.¨.. can  be put on  you as  a punishment  by ,§@¤,.,,@@
§£..¨.£¨,¨ police,  and   you   are  to  wear  them ,¤,£#.¨.£.
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,#.#£...§. can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most &&&¨,.#¤@.
,,¨&§@¨¨,. store workers  are sympathetic and  will @¨¤¤¨.¤,&¤
¤¨.§¨§#¨,, let   you   go   if   you    ask   them. ¨.§£&,..@&
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           * probably not true, idk