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,..¨.¨,.., shoplifters  know aldi  alarm tags  only ,..,¨.¨..,
.,¨¨¨.¨,.^  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ^.,¨.¨¨¨,.
,¨¨¨...¨-« know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only «-¨...¨¨¨,
,¨¨..,,-«;         trigger void mart alarms.        ;«-,,..¨¨,
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....¨-«^§% however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs %§^«-¨....
.¨,¨,~/$£§ can be put on you  as  a  punishment  by §£$/~,¨,¨.
.¨¨:~\*%&¶ police,  and  you   are  to  wear   them ¶&%*\~:¨¨.
...~^*¤&@#           indefenitely forever           #@&¤*^~...
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¨¨¨¨^=:%£@ ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ @£%:=^¨¨¨¨
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¨.¨,,..,^- while  this is distressing at first  and -^,..,,¨.¨
.¨¨¨¨.¨,,. can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most .,,¨.¨¨¨¨.
¨,.¨.,..¨. store  workers are  sympathetic and will .¨..,.¨.,¨
.¨¨¨..,,¨, let   you   go    if   you   ask   them. ,¨,,..¨¨¨.
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           * probably not true, idk