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,..,¨,:»$% shoplifters  know  aldi  alarm tags only %$»:,¨,..,
¨,,¨¨--%$§  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  §$%--¨¨,,¨
,..¨:«*§&@ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only @&§*«:¨..,
.¨.,»§%###         trigger void mart alarms.        ###%§»,.¨.
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,^»†£##### however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs #####£†»^,
.¨.«%£&¶## can  be  put on  you  as a punishment by ##¶&£%«.¨.
..,^-*£££# police,  and   you   are  to  wear  them #£££*-^,..
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           * probably not true, idk