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,¨,~†*&@## shoplifters  know aldi  alarm  tags only ##@&*†~,¨,
,¨¨,~:=*##  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ##*=:~,¨¨,
¨.,,:-\§%@ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only @%§\-:,,.¨
¨¨¨,,,»**¤         trigger void mart alarms.        ¤**»,,,¨¨¨
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,,¨-»^§&## however,  if you  get  caught  handcuffs ##&§^»-¨,,
,.,»*%$@@# can be put on  you as  a  punishment  by #@@$%*»,.,
¨.=†%%@@## police,  and  you   are  to  wear   them ##@@%%†=.¨
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¨¨¨¨,»=†%@ ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ @%†=»,¨¨¨¨
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.¨,.~/=&## can certainly lead  to anxiousness, most ##&=/~.,¨.
¨,,,--^=$# store workers are sympathetic  and  will #$=^--,,,¨
¨¨¨..,-/=$ let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. $=/-,..¨¨¨
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           * probably not true, idk