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.,,¨,=*£## shoplifters know  aldi  alarm tags  only ##£*=,¨,,.
.~-=»$§$£¶  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¶£$§$»=-~.
,¨.,.~*&@£ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only £@&*~.,.¨,
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.:-†*%§¶## however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs ##¶§%*†-:.
.,~;*§¤@## can  be put  on you as  a punishment  by ##@¤§*;~,.
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¨~»†%£¤£#£ can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most £#£¤£%†»~¨
.-~\*&£@@# store workers  are sympathetic  and will #@@£&*\~-.
,^~/%$%¤£@ let   you   go    if   you   ask   them. @£¤%$%/~^,
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           * probably not true, idk