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.¨.,¨,¨.,¨ &               HANDCUFFS              & ¨,.¨,¨,.¨.
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¨.,,,..... shoplifters  know aldi  alarm tags  only .....,,,.¨
¨,¨.¨,.¨..  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ..¨.,¨.¨,¨
^,¨¨.,,¨,. know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only .,¨,,.¨¨,^
=,.,¨¨..,,        trigger void mart alarms.         ,,..¨¨,.,=
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^\«:,,,¨.. however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs ..¨,,,:«\^
¤§:«~.,.., can be  put  on  you as a punishment  by ,..,.~«:§¤
&¤†\»..,¨. police,  and  you   are   to  wear  them .¨,..»\†¤&
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~.¨,..¨..¨ can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most ¨..¨..,¨.~
..,.,,¨... store workers  are sympathetic  and will ...¨,,.,..
¨,,..¨..,, let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. ,,..¨..,,¨
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           * probably not true, idk