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,.,..,.,¨, shoplifters  know  aldi alarm tags  only ,¨,.,..,.,
¨.¨¨.,.¨,.  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  .,¨.,.¨¨.¨
,...,¨.,¨¨ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ¨¨,.¨,...,
¨,¨,.¨,.¨,         trigger void mart alarms.        ,¨.,¨.,¨,¨
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¨,,,¨¨..¨. however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs .¨..¨¨,,,¨
,.,¨,¨,,,. can  be  put  on you as a  punishment by .,,,¨,¨,.,
¨¨.,¨¨.,,¨ police,   and  you  are  to  wear   them ¨,,.¨¨,.¨¨
,.....,,.,           indefenitely forever           ,.,,.....,
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£§£*:~,.¨, store workers are  sympathetic and  will ,¨.,~:*£§£
§£†;~~¨.¨¨ let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. ¨¨.¨~~;†£§
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           * probably not true, idk