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.,¨¨,.¨.,, #$~-=-=~»==^.,~¨.¨..¨¨,..,,--«--«~«=-»$# ,,.¨.,¨¨,.
.,,¨,.¨¨,, %               HANDCUFFS              * ,,¨¨.,¨,,.
,¨,,,.,¨,. #%~==«»~--~^~^,.,¨...¨...,,^.-«~«»~-~=§# .,¨,.,,,¨,
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:»,,,.,¨,, shoplifters know  aldi alarm  tags  only ,,¨,.,,,»:
§†»,.¨.,,,  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ,,,.¨.,»†§
¤§†~:¨.¨.¨ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ¨.¨.¨:~†§¤
@%%*=.,¨.¨         trigger void mart alarms.        ¨.¨,.=*%%@
#@&†^=.,,.                                          .,,.=^†&@#
###$§†~:., however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs ,.:~†§$###
##@@£^;~-. can be put  on  you as a  punishment  by .-~;^£@@##
##£%§†»~,¨ police,   and  you   are  to  wear  them ¨,~»†§%£##
##%†=-,...           indefenitely forever           ...,-=†%##
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\«~,,,,,,, , , And They Will Trigger All Alarms , , ,,,,,,,~«\
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.¨..¨,¨,,¨ while this is distressing  at  first and ¨,,¨,¨..¨.
¨,..¨.¨¨.¨ can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most ¨.¨¨.¨..,¨
..¨¨,.¨.,¨ store  workers are sympathetic and  will ¨,.¨.,¨¨..
,,.¨,..,,, let    you   go   if   you   ask   them. ,,,..,¨.,,
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           * probably not true, idk