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\~...¨¨,., shoplifters know  aldi  alarm  tags only ,.,¨¨...~\
-:¨¨¨..¨,,  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ,,¨..¨¨¨:-
~,.,,¨¨..¨ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ¨..¨¨,,.,~
¨,¨¨..,...        trigger void mart alarms.         ...,..¨¨,¨
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=,.¨,,.,,¨ however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs ¨,,.,,¨.,=
\«:.¨,.¨., can  be  put  on  you as a punishment by ,.¨.,¨.:«\
=^=,¨¨..., police,   and  you  are  to  wear   them ,...¨¨,=^=
*^\-.,,..¨           indefenitely forever           ¨..,,.-\^*
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#@#&%=«~.. .      .       .       .       .       . ..~«=%&#@#
##@#&%=«~. . . And They Will Trigger All Alarms . . .~«=%&#@##
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£*/«-...¨, while this  is  distressing at first and ,¨...-«/*£
†*-^,,.¨,¨ can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most ¨,¨.,,^-*†
^--,,,¨.¨. store workers  are  sympathetic and will .¨.¨,,,--^
=:,..¨,¨¨¨ let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. ¨¨¨,¨..,:=
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           * probably not true, idk