,:»/$£¤###                                          ###¤£$/»:,
,.¨,¨-;¤&@                                          @&¤;-¨,¨.,
,,»\§$¤###                                          ###¤$§\»,,
,,~†=%&@¶#                                          #¶@&%=†~,,
¨~«=§¤¤#@#                                          #@#¤¤§=«~¨
..,.¨.~**¤ #£-~=»~~~=-,^,~¨¨.¨.,,¨¨¨,,,,=~«~««--=£# ¤**~.¨.,..
,..¨~«~§%§ £               HANDCUFFS              £ §%§~«~¨..,
¨,~^%£&@## #*«~~»~»»»-,,^~¨¨¨..¨¨¨,.-.,-»~»-~~~»=§# ##@&£%^~,¨
.¨¨,=~^$§&                                          &§$^~=,¨¨.
..»:%§£@£# shoplifters  know  aldi  alarm tags only #£@£§%:»..
,^~^$§@###  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ###@§$^~^,
.^-*%£@@## know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ##@@£%*-^.
,,~»;§$@#@        trigger void mart alarms.         @#@$§;»~,,
.,~†^%¤£##                                          ##£¤%^†~,.
¨~«\%*@### however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs ###@*%\«~¨
¨¨,.¨,~^#@ can be put on  you  as  a punishment  by @#^~,¨.,¨¨
¨.~^*§£¶## police,  and   you  are  to  wear   them ##¶£§*^~.¨
¨:~:/=\§£#           indefenitely forever           #£§\=/:~:¨
¨,¨¨¨-^§¤@                                          @¤§^-¨¨¨,¨
¨¨¨¨-^^*£@ ¨                   ¨                  ¨ @£*^^-¨¨¨¨
¨^-^*£¤@## ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨ ##@¤£*^-^¨
¨^-^*£¤@## ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ ##@¤£*^-^¨
¨¨¨¨¨^^^*¤ ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨ ¤*^^^¨¨¨¨¨
¨^-^*£¤@## ¨                   ¨                  ¨ ##@¤£*^-^¨
¨.,.¨,,\$£                                          £$\,,¨.,.¨
,.~*$$¤¶## while this  is  distressing at first and ##¶¤$$*~.,
¨:«^†@¤### can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most ###¤@†^«:¨
,,~\%£¤£## store  workers are sympathetic  and will ##£¤£%\~,,
,,.,,~,††& let   you   go   if   you    ask   them. &††,~,,.,,
.,~\%£¤@@#                                          #@@¤£%\~,.
,¨,-^†&@¶@                                          @¶@&†^-,¨,
,^-:†%#@@#                                          #@@#%†:-^,
¨,~/%£&@##                                          ##@&£%/~,¨
.^-=:**§*&                                          &*§**:=-^.
                                                              
           * probably not true, idk