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..,¨:=:$&£ shoplifters  know aldi alarm  tags  only £&$:=:¨,..
¨,¨¨,^»:%*  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  *%:»^,¨¨,¨
..¨,.,,-\= know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only =\-,,.,¨..
¨..¨,.,:~†         trigger void mart alarms.        †~:,.,¨..¨
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,¨.¨,¨..,- however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs -,..¨,¨.¨,
.,.,,..¨.~ can  be  put on  you  as a punishment by ~.¨..,,.,.
..,,..,:-* police,  and  you  are   to  wear   them *-:,..,,..
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..^~*§%#@# . . And They Will Trigger All Alarms . . #@#%§*~^..
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.¨,¨-~/%£¤ while this  is distressing at first  and ¤£%/~-¨,¨.
.¨,.¨:-;%£ can certainly lead  to anxiousness, most £%;-:¨.,¨.
¨,¨,¨¨.-^= store  workers  are sympathetic and will =^-.¨¨,¨,¨
,,¨,¨...== let   you   go   if    you   ask   them. ==...¨,¨,,
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           * probably not true, idk