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¶#@%\»~,¨, shoplifters  know  aldi  alarm tags only ,¨,~»\%@#¶
#@#@†:=~,.  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  .,~=:†@#@#
#@£¤£*/»-, know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ,-»/*£¤£@#
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$*==,¨¨¨,¨ can  be put  on you as  a punishment  by ¨,¨¨¨,==*$
=†-,,,.¨.. police,  and  you   are  to  wear   them ..¨.,,,-†=
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##¶&$%/--. store workers are sympathetic  and  will .--/%$&¶##
#£@$=†=:,¨ let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. ¨,:=†=$@£#
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