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¨,¨¨,¨,.,. #%=»~»«~»~»,~,,¨,¨.¨..,¨¨~~,^»=~=-=~»=%# .,.,¨,¨¨,¨
,,.¨,.,¨,, £               HANDCUFFS              $ ,,¨,.,¨.,,
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,,¨,¨¨.,:= shoplifters  know aldi  alarm  tags only =:,.¨¨,¨,,
¨,,,,..,=^  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ^=,..,,,,¨
¨¨,¨,.-»†§ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only §†»-.,¨,¨¨
..,,,.~/%&        trigger void mart alarms.         &%/~.,,,..
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.,¨~»*$&@@ however,  if  you  get  caught handcuffs @@&$*»~¨,.
..,-^%$¤## can be put on you  as  a  punishment  by ##¤$%^-,..
.~=†*££### police,  and   you  are  to  wear   them ###££*†=~.
..:~†$§#@#           indefenitely forever           #@#§$†~:..
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¨¨¨¨:-^^££ ¨                   ¨                  ¨ ££^^-:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:-^^£ ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨ £^^-:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:-^^ ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ ^^-:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:-^ ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨ ^-:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨.¨,,.. while this is distressing at  first  and ..,,¨.¨¨¨¨
..¨,.¨,,¨. can certainly lead  to anxiousness, most .¨,,¨.,¨..
¨......¨¨, store workers  are sympathetic  and will ,¨¨......¨
,¨¨.¨.,,¨. let   you   go   if    you   ask   them. .¨,,.¨.¨¨,
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           * probably not true, idk