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¨,.^,:†§*# shoplifters know  aldi  alarm tags  only #*§†:,^.,¨
,-~/=%#@£#  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  #£@#%=/~-,
¨.,,«^%&#@ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only @#&%^«,,.¨
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,,-*^££¶## can be  put on  you  as a  punishment by ##¶££^*-,,
¨.¨¨-»/;%§ police,  and  you  are  to   wear   them §%;/»-¨¨.¨
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¨.,..*£%¤# can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most #¤%£*..,.¨
¨~~;§@@@## store workers  are sympathetic and  will ##@@@§;~~¨
.,=†%&££@# let   you   go   if    you   ask   them. #@££&%†=,.
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           * probably not true, idk