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¨.,,.~-\^@ shoplifters  know aldi  alarm tags  only @^\-~.,,.¨
,.,.¨¨^-;†  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  †;-^¨¨.,.,
,,.¨,,,~=/ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only /=~,,,¨.,,
.¨,,¨.:~†%         trigger void mart alarms.        %†~:.¨,,¨.
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¨.,,~^$§@# can  be put on  you as  a  punishment by #@§$^~,,.¨
,,-==†%§## police,  and  you  are   to  wear   them ##§%†==-,,
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..,:~/=§¤¶ store workers  are sympathetic  and will ¶¤§=/~:,..
.¨:-:%@¤#@ let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. @#¤@%:-:¨.
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           * probably not true, idk