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..¨..,.,¨. #$»~»==~=»«,-:-¨,¨¨,¨.¨.¨,~,.~==-«~»-~$# .¨,.,..¨..
.,¨.¨,,,,¨ &               HANDCUFFS              $ ¨,,,,¨.¨,.
,¨..,,¨... #%~«»»~~-~-.::^,.,.,,,..,^,..-=»«=«~~~¤# ...¨,,..¨,
,¨,,,¨.,.¨                                          ¨.,.¨,,,¨,
¨¨¨¨,..,,: shoplifters  know aldi  alarm  tags only :,,..,¨¨¨¨
¨,.,,..¨,-  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  -,¨..,,.,¨
¨..¨¨¨.^-; know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ;-^.¨¨¨..¨
.,¨¨,..»**        trigger void mart alarms.         **»..,¨¨,.
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¨,¨,.«\†@@ however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs @@†\«.,¨,¨
¨¨.,==$*&¶ can be  put on  you as a  punishment  by ¶&*$==,.¨¨
,.,-\$¤&£# police,   and  you  are   to  wear  them #£&¤$\-,.,
¨-«:$&@@@#           indefenitely forever           #@@@&$:«-¨
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....~«/$¤§ .       .       .       .       .      . §¤$/«~....
.....~«/$¤ . . And They Will Trigger All Alarms . . ¤$/«~.....
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.,.,¨.¨,.~ while this  is  distressing at first and ~.,¨.¨,.,.
,,,¨.,.¨¨. can certainly  lead to anxiousness, most .¨¨.,.¨,,,
,¨.,,.¨¨,, store  workers are sympathetic and  will ,,¨¨.,,.¨,
.¨¨¨.,,,,. let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. .,,,,.¨¨¨.
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           * probably not true, idk