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,¨¨.¨,.,~* shoplifters  know aldi  alarm  tags only *~,.,¨.¨¨,
,,.¨...~\%  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  %\~...¨.,,
.¨.,¨,=*^£ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only £^*=,¨,.¨.
¨¨..:~\%¤£         trigger void mart alarms.        £¤%\~:..¨¨
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,.,~*=$#@# however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs #@#$=*~,.,
.^==*%#### can  be put on you  as a  punishment  by ####%*==^.
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           * probably not true, idk