R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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#.#.##.#.. 1TS  JOB 1S TO DO V4ST  4MOUNTS OF SM4LL #..#.##.#.
#.#..#.#.# C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4 SHORT  4MOUNT OF T1M3. #.##..#.#.
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#.#.##.#.. CL3RKS  TO PR4Y TO TH3  "GODS"  OF TH31R #..#.##.#.
#.#..#.#.# COMPUT3R,  OR TO  TH3 D43MONS DO1NG  TH3 #.##..#.#.
#.#.##.#.. WORK,  FOR  4   QU1CK   4ND  F4ULT  FR3E #..#.##.#.
#.#..#.#.#                OP3R4T1ON.                #.##..#.#.
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#.#..#.#.#      SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY       #.##..#.#.
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#.#..#.#.#     --# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #--     #.##..#.#.
#.#.##.#..    --# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #--    #..#.##.#.
#.#..#.#.#     --# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #--     #.##..#.#.
#.#.##.#..           --# 4ND 4T 34SE #--            #..#.##.#.
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#.#.##.#..     --# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #--     #..#.##.#.
#.#..#.#.#     --# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #--     #.##..#.#.
#.#.##.#..   --# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #--   #..#.##.#.
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#.#.##.#..   --# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #--    #..#.##.#.
#.#..#.#.#     --# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #--    #.##..#.#.
#.#.##.#..    --# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #--     #..#.##.#.
#.#..#.#.#     --# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #--      #.##..#.#.
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