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¨,~=**§@## ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ ##@§**=~,¨
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¨,~===**@@ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, @@**===~,¨
¨,~=**§@## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ##@§**=~,¨
¨¨¨,=**§§@ TO COME TO HARM. @§§**=,¨¨¨
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¨,,,,~=*§# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #§*=~,,,,¨
¨,~**§@### BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ###@§**~,¨
¨,~=***§§# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #§§***=~,¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨~**§ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN §**~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨,~~==*@ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION @*==~~,¨¨¨
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¨,~=**§@## SECOND LAWS. ##@§**=~,¨
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¨,~=**§@@# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #@@§**=~,¨
¨,~=**§@## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##@§**=~,¨
¨,~=**§@## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##@§**=~,¨
¨,~=**§@## THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ##@§**=~,¨
¨,~**§@### TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ###@§**~,¨
¨,~=*§@### THINGS... ###@§*=~,¨
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¨¨¨¨¨,~*§# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #§*~,¨¨¨¨¨
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