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.,~=%%#¶¶#           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            #¶¶#%%=~,.
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.,~=%%%%#¶ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¶#%%%%=~,.
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.,~=%%#¶## BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ##¶#%%=~,.
.,~=%%#¶## ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ##¶#%%=~,.
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.,~=%%#¶## A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ##¶#%%=~,.
.,~=%%#¶## EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ##¶#%%=~,.
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.,~=%%#¶¶¶   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¶¶¶#%%=~,.
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