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,,,,,,:~=*           ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,            *=~:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:~=                                          =~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:~ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ~:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,: THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW A HUMAN  BEING :,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:~             TO COME TO HARM.             ~:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:~=                                          =~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:~=* A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT *=~:,,,,,,
,,,,,:~=*$ BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH $*=~:,,,,,
,,,,:~=*$£ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. £$*=~:,,,,
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,,:~=*$£#@ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN @#£$*=~:,,
,:~=*$£#@# EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION #@#£$*=~:,
,,:~=*$£#@ DOES NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR @#£$*=~:,,
,,,:~=*$£#               SECOND LAWS.               #£$*=~:,,,
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,,,,,,,:~=  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   =~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:~ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ~:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,:   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   :,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:~        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ~:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:~=    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    =~:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:~=*                 THINGS...                *=~:,,,,,,
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,,,,:~=*$£ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY £$*=~:,,,,
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