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,^«*§@#### BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ####@§*«^,
,^«*§@#### THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN  BEING ####@§*«^,
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,^«*§@#### A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT ####@§*«^,
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,^«*§@#### ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ####@§*«^,
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,,,,,^«§## A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ##§«^,,,,,
,^«*§@#### EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ####@§*«^,
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,^«*§@####   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ####@§*«^,
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,^«*§@####   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ####@§*«^,
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,^«*§@#### THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ####@§*«^,
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