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,:«/=¤¤@##           ,««« BATTERIES «««,            ##@¤¤=/«:,
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,:«/=¤¤@##    BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR,    ##@¤¤=/«:,
,:«/=¤¤¤¤#  THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING   #¤¤¤¤=/«:,
,,,,:/¤¤¤@             TO COME TO HARM.             @¤¤¤/:,,,,
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,,,,:/=¤@# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT  #@¤=/:,,,,
,:«/=¤¤@##    BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH     ##@¤¤=/«:,
,:«/=¤¤@##    ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW.   ##@¤¤=/«:,
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,:«/=¤¤@##      A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN      ##@¤¤=/«:,
,,,:«/=¤¤@   EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION   @¤¤=/«:,,,
,:«/=¤¤###   DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR    ###¤¤=/«:,
,:«/=¤@###               SECOND LAWS.               ###@¤=/«:,
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,,,,,««=¤¤   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ¤¤=««,,,,,
,:«/=¤¤@##    BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I    ##@¤¤=/«:,
,:«/=¤¤@@#   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   #@@¤¤=/«:,
,:«/=¤¤###        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ###¤¤=/«:,
,:«/=¤¤@##    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ##@¤¤=/«:,
,,,,,««/=¤                 THINGS...                ¤=/««,,,,,
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,,,,,«/¤¤@    THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY    @¤¤/«,,,,,
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