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..~;*%#£@# BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, #@£#%*;~..
..~;*%#£@# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING TO #@£#%*;~..
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..~;%#£@## A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN EXISTENCE ##@£#%;~..
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..~;*%#@## ABOUT     STANDARD    HOUSEHOLD    ONES. ##@#%*;~..
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