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###§$%*=~. YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT .~=*%$§###
###§$%*=~.         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        .~=*%$§###
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###§$%*=~. DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY SPECIES  AND .~=*%$§###
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§%=....... YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, .......=%§
###§$%*=~.  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   .~=*%$§###
###§$%*=~. OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL .~=*%$§###
#$%%%%*=~. APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END .~=*%%%%$#
###§$%*=~. OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT JUST .~=*%$§###
###§$%*=~. RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. .~=*%$§###
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