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##¶#†:~:,,    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ,,:~:†#¶##
###¶#†:~:, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT ,:~:†#¶###
##¶#†:~:,,        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ,,:~:†#¶##
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¶#†:~:,,,, THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. ,,,,:~:†#¶
#†:~:,,,,, DECODE  THEM. SORT THEM BY  SPECIES  AND ,,,,,:~:†#
†:~:,,,,,,                  TASTE.                  ,,,,,,:~:†
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¶#†:~:,,,, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,,,:~:†#¶
#¶#†:~:,,, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ,,,:~:†#¶#
##¶#†:~:,,   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ,,:~:†#¶##
###¶#†:~:, SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR ,:~:†#¶###
##¶#†:~:,, ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. ,,:~:†#¶##
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¶#†:~:,,,, YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ,,,,:~:†#¶
#†:~:,,,,,  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ,,,,,:~:†#
†:~:,,,,,, OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ,,,,,,:~:†
#†:~:,,,,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END ,,,,,:~:†#
¶#†:~:,,,, OF  IT, BUT  I DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ,,,,:~:†#¶
#¶#†:~:,,, RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ,,,:~:†#¶#
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