RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO   A  VAN. 
 DECODE  THEM. SORT THEM BY  SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE 
   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  
 SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END 
 OF  IT,  BUT I DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN   YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU.