RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE  STORES, OR WITH A BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A   VAN. 
 DECODE  THEM.  SORT THEM BY SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  
 SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR 
 ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL 
 APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END 
 OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW. MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU.