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@@@@@§=~.¨    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ¨.~=§@@@@@
##@@@§=~.¨ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT ¨.~=§@@@##
@@@§§~¨¨¨¨         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ¨¨¨¨~§§@@@
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##@@@§=~.¨ THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A   VAN. ¨.~=§@@@##
@@@@=~¨¨¨¨ DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY SPECIES  AND ¨¨¨¨~=@@@@
##@@@§=~.¨                  TASTE.                  ¨.~=§@@@##
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##@@@§=~.¨ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ¨.~=§@@@##
##@@@§=~.¨ MIND,  UPSIZE THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ¨.~=§@@@##
@@@@@§=~.¨  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ¨.~=§@@@@@
@@§~¨¨¨¨¨¨ SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ¨¨¨¨¨¨~§@@
@@=~~~¨¨¨¨ ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ¨¨¨¨~~~=@@
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@§~...¨¨¨¨ YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ¨¨¨¨...~§@
@@§=..¨¨¨¨   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ¨¨¨¨..=§@@
###@@@=~.¨ OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ¨.~=@@@###
###@@§=~.¨ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END ¨.~=§@@###
##@@@§=~.¨ OF  IT, BUT  I DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ¨.~=§@@@##
@§~.¨¨¨¨¨¨ RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ¨¨¨¨¨¨.~§@
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