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$^†~......    recruiting takes place in peoples     ......~†^$
^†~....... yards, or outside  stores, or with a bit .......~†^
†~........         of violence and trickery.        ........~†
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.......... throw  the   fourleggers  into  a   van. ..........
.......... decode them.  sort them  by  species and ..........
..........                  taste.                  ..........
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†~........ decorate  the  dog,  decorate  the  dogs ........~†
^†~....... mind,  upsize  the  paws,  or  the whole .......~†^
$^†~......  creature, frame a burroughs portrait,   ......~†^$
@$^†~..... sing a  tune about being brought to your .....~†^$@
#@$^†~.... roads end and reborn  as something else. ....~†^$@#
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###@$^†~.. you    can't    go   the    same    way, ..~†^$@###
##@$^†~...  unfortunately, though another path is   ...~†^$@##
#@$^†~.... open. a  grimier, grainier, more painful ....~†^$@#
@$^†~..... approach. hopefully bliss is at the  end .....~†^$@
$^†~...... of  it, but  i  don't  know.  might just ......~†^$
^†~....... ruin   you.  will   probably  ruin  you. .......~†^
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