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........^- YARDS, OR  OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT -^........
.........^         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ^.........
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.......... THROW   THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A  VAN. ..........
.......... DECODE  THEM.  SORT  THEM BY SPECIES AND ..........
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.........^ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ^.........
........^- MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE -^........
.......^-;   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ;-^.......
......^-;% SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR %;-^......
.....^-;%£ ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. £%;-^.....
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...^-;%££@ OF IT, BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST @££%;-^...
....^-;%££ RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ££%;-^....
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