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....,~^$$#     Recruiting Takes Place In Peoples    #$$^~,....
...,~^$$## Yards, Or Outside Stores,  Or With A Bit ##$$^~,...
..,~^$$###        Of Violence And Trickery.         ###$$^~,..
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..,~^$$### Throw  The   Fourleggers  Into   A  Van. ###$$^~,..
...,~^$$## Decode  Them. Sort  Them By  Species And ##$$^~,...
....,~^$$#                  Taste.                  #$$^~,....
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......,~^$ Decorate  The  Dog,  Decorate  The  Dogs $^~,......
.......,~^ Mind, Upsize  The  Paws,  Or  The  Whole ^~,.......
......,~^$   Creature, Frame A Burroughs Portrait,  $^~,......
.....,~^$$ Sing  A Tune About Being Brought To Your $$^~,.....
....,~^$$# Roads End And  Reborn As Something Else. #$$^~,....
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..,~^$$### You    Can'T    Go   The    Same    Way, ###$$^~,..
.,~^$$####  Unfortunately, Though Another Path Is   ####$$^~,.
..,~^$$### Open. A  Grimier, Grainier, More Painful ###$$^~,..
...,~^$$## Approach. Hopefully  Bliss Is At The End ##$$^~,...
....,~^$$# Of  It,  But  I  Don'T Know.  Might Just #$$^~,....
.....,~^$$ Ruin  You.   Will  Probably   Ruin  You. $$^~,.....
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