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..^=:%¤@@@         ....%%@# KALMAR #@%%....         @@@¤%:=^..
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..^=:%¤@@@ I'M  LIVING WITH  A FRIEND  AND  WE  ARE @@@¤%:=^..
...^=:%¤@@ DRIVING  THINGS  TO   THE  EXTREME.  I'M @@¤%:=^...
....^=:%¤@ DRUNK THREE  TO FOUR TIMES A WEEK AND MY @¤%:=^....
.....^=:%¤ DIET  CONSISTS  MAINLY  OF  JUNK   FOOD. ¤%:=^.....
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.......^=: I KNOW THE LAYOUT  OF THE WHOLE TOWN, IN :=^.......
........^= LESS THAN  A  YEAR WE'VE BEEN  ON  EVERY =^........
.........^ STREET   AT   LEAST  ONCE.   THERE'S  NO ^.........
..........         INCOME. I'M DYING, FAST.         ..........
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.......... THE  ACTUAL PLACE IS  BEAUTIFUL, AND THE ..........
.........^ APARTMENT   TOO.   I   TRULY  MISS   IT. ^.........
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