K4LMAR          
                                          
 1'M  L1VING W1TH  4  FR13ND  4ND  W3 4R3 
 DR1VING  TH1NGS   TO  TH3  3XTREME.  1'M 
 DRUNK THR3E TO FOUR T1M3S 4 W3EK 4ND  MY 
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 1  KNOW TH3 L4YOUT OF TH3 WHOL3 TOWN, 1N 
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         1NCOM3. 1'M DY1NG, F4ST.         
                                          
 TH3 4CTUAL  PL4C3  1S B34UT1FUL, 4ND TH3 
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