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..~~\*$@##              ~~$  Life  $~~              ##@$*\~~..
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..~~\*$@## ~  ~ $ A Multitude  Of Definitions $ ~ ~ ##@$*\~~..
.~~\*$@### ~   $   Does   Not   Help.   We   $    ~ ###@$*\~~.
..~~\*$@## $     Can     Say     "Life     Is     $ ##@$*\~~..
...~~\*$@# ~   $   What    We   Are,    And   $   ~ #@$*\~~...
..~~\*$@## ~  ~  $  What  Things  Like  Us  $  ~  ~ ##@$*\~~..
.~~\*$@### ~   $   Are",   But   Then    We   $   ~ ###@$*\~~.
..~~\*$@## $    Must    Also    Define    What    $ ##@$*\~~..
...~~\*$@# ~  $  "Things  Like  Us"  Actually  $  ~ #@$*\~~...
..~~\*$@## ~  ~  $ Entails,  How  It Should $  ~  ~ ##@$*\~~..
.~~\*$@### ~   $   Be   Measured,   Who   Or  $   ~ ###@$*\~~.
..~~\*$@## $    What     Is    The    Arbiter,    $ ##@$*\~~..
...~~\*$@# ~   $   And   So   Instead  There   $  ~ #@$*\~~...
..~~\*$@## ~   ~   $   Is    This   Internationally ##@$*\~~..
.~~\*$@### Sanctioned     List      $      ~      ~ ###@$*\~~.
..~~\*$@## ~  ~ ~ ~  $  Of  Criteria  $  ~  ~  ~  ~ ##@$*\~~..
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..~~\*$@## - Life Must Produce Or Consume Milk      ##@$*\~~..
.~~\*$@### - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  ###@$*\~~.
..~~\*$@## - Life Can Have Dreams And Can Interact  ##@$*\~~..
...~~\*$@# - Life Can Steal                         #@$*\~~...
..~~\*$@## - Life Can Be Cursed                     ##@$*\~~..
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