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.........# ~ ~ @ A MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS @  ~  ~ ####......
########.. ~   @   DOES   NOT   HELP.   WE   @    ~ ###..#####
#######..# @     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     @ ##....####
######.... ~   @   WHAT   WE   ARE,   AND    @    ~ #..##..###
#####..##. ~  ~  @  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  @  ~  ~ ........##
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...##..... ~ ~  @  ENTAILS,  HOW  IT  SHOULD  @ ~ ~ ..##......
##....#### ~   @   BE   MEASURED,   WHO   OR  @   ~ .....#####
#..##..### @    WHAT     IS    THE    ARBITER,    @ ####..####
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.######... ~    ~   @   IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY ##..##..#.
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..##..##.. - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  .#######..
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