..~»»»:££@                                          @££:»»»~..
.~»:%££@##                                          ##@££%:»~.
..~»:%£££@                                          @£££%:»~..
...~~:%£££                                          £££%:~~...
.~»:%££#@#                                          #@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@#                                          #@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@#         ##.. » 4B FUB1NACA » ..##        #@#££%:»~.
.....~:£££ #».                                  .»# £££:~.....
...~»»»%£@                                          @£%»»»~...
.~»:%££#@@           #»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»#            @@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@#          ::: 4 C4NNAB1NOID :::           #@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@@           #»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»#            @@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@@                                          @@#££%:»~.
.~~~»::£## 1ND3ED 4 C4NNAB1NOID, 4B FUB1NACA  1S  4 ##£::»~~~.
....~~:%£# L4ST  R3SORT  FOR  FORS4K3N  P3OPLE.  1T #£%:~~....
...~»%%£#@   4LT3RS YOUR M3T4PHYS1CAL TR4J3CTORY,   @#£%%»~...
......»%£@ WH1CH  4BOLUT3LY  DOOMS  YOU  SHOULD YOU @£%»......
..~»»:::££ NOT   4LR3ADY  B3  SO.  1T  4LT3RS  YOUR ££:::»»~..
.~»:%££### SL3EP, M4K3S  1T DUSTY  4ND  FR4GM3NTED, ###££%:»~.
...~~»»%£@ V4POUROUS.. UNT1L,  W1TH 4  H1GH  3NOUGH @£%»»~~...
.....»:£##    DOS4G3, 1T 1S COMPL3TELY C4UT3R1ZED   ##£:».....
.~»:%£#@##             FROM YOUR BODY...            ##@#£%:»~.
.~»:%££#@@                                          @@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@# 1T'S 4N 3V1L, 4L13N  W3ED  H1GH, TR4D1NG #@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@# YOUR  T1M3  FOR  4  SH4RP3R  V1SION,  SO #@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££### SH4RP  1T  CUTS R1GHT  THROUGH YOUR 3YES ###££%:»~.
~»:%££#@##           4ND 1NTO YOUR BR41N.           ##@#££%:»~
.~~~»%%£££                                          £££%%»~~~.
.~»:%££###  YOUR MUSCL3S 4R3 RYTHM1C4LLY S3VERED,   ###££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@#  MOM3NT4R1LY LOS1NG 4LL CONN3CT1ON W1TH  #@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@# TH3 N3RVOUS SYST3M, 4ND WH3N  TH3 STR1NG #@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££###     SN4PS TH3Y K3EP TH31R TR4J3CTORY,    ###££%:»~.
.~»:%££##@ MOV1NG UNTH1NKINGLY 1N 4 STR41GHT  L1N3. @##££%:»~.
.~»:%££### YOU  M4Y 4DJUST  TH31R  D1R3CTION  M4YB3 ###££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@# ONC3 4  S3COND.  3VERYTH1NG  H4PP3NS  1N #@#££%:»~.
....~»:££# CHUNKS, D3L1VERED TO  YOUR S3NSES  4FT3R #££:»~....
.~»:%££££@ TH3   F4CT.  (1T'S   SOM3WH4T   H4RD  TO @££££%:»~.
....~:%£££            BR34THE L1K3 TH1S)            £££%:~....
...~~»:££#                                          #££:»~~...
.~»»:%££££                  @@~~@@                  ££££%:»»~.
.~»:%£#@##               T1NY R3PORT                ##@#£%:»~.
......»:££                  @@~~@@                  ££:»......
.~»:%££#@#                                          #@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@# : L4T3R 1'LL B3 F1N3, BUT 1'M SO D4MN    #@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@#   H1GH ON TH3 FUUB SH1T. SP4C3 FL1GHT    #@#££%:»~.
......~:%£ : NOW B4CK L4T3R, DW3LL1NG. 1'M SO       £%:~......
....~»:%£@   H1GH TH4T 1T SOM3HOW HURTS. 4LSO F3ELS @£%:»~....
...~»%%%££   4S L1K3 TH3 3YES 4R3 COMPL3TELY DRY    ££%%%»~...
.~»:%££#@# : SOM3 SH1T, NOW NOT SO H1GH.            #@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@@                  W3LL, W3 FUCK3D SH1T UP @@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@# : NOW 3VEN MOR3 SOB3R. 1 W4S SC4R3D      #@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££££@   B3FORE. 4B-FUCK 1S 3V1L 4ND TOX1C      @££££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@#   WH3N YOU'R3 R34LLY US1NG 1T. 1T ONLY   #@#££%:»~.
.~:%££#@##   L4STS FOR L1K3 FOURTY M1NUT3S THOUGH.  ##@#££%:~.
...~»%££££ : 1T S3EMS SO ... R34LLY W31RD STUFF!    ££££%»~...
.~»:%££### : 4 L1TTL3 MOR3 SOB3R NOW 4ND 1'M SO     ###££%:»~.
.~»:%££###   D4MN T1R3D. F3ELS L1K3 TWO, THR3E      ###££%:»~.
.~»:££#@##   Y34RS 4GO TH4T 1 GOT STUCK 1N TH1S     ##@#££:»~.
.~»:%££###   FUB1N4CA H1GH, STUCK 1N ON3 4ND STUCK  ###££%:»~.
.~»:%££@##   TH3RE B3C4USE ... F3ELS TH4T W4Y. 1N   ##@££%:»~.
....»::%£#   MY BR41N.                              #£%::»....
.~»:%££#@# : SO D4MN QU13T OUT TH3RE. 4ND           #@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@#   B34UT1FUL, 4ND CUT3, 4ND. 4AAAHHHH.    #@#££%:»~.
....~»:£#@   ROBOT1C SO4R1NG. BODY R3MODEL. T41L    @#£:»~....
.....~:££@ : MY 3YES H4V3 CR13D OUT TH3 4L13N       @££:~.....
.~»:%££#@#   SUBST4NC3 4ND 1'M SOM3HOW B4CK 4T MY   #@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@#   B4S3L1NE..? 1 NO LONG3R B3L1EVE 1      #@#££%:»~.
.~»:%££#@#   H4V3 B3EN D4MAG3D, 4T 4LL              #@#££%:»~.
....~~~:£#                                          #£:~~~....
......»»%£                                          £%»»......
....»%££#@                                          @#££%»....
~»:%££#@##                                          ##@#££%:»~
.~»:%££#@#                                          #@#££%:»~.