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.........~ PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ~.........
.......... OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ..........
.........~ OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ~.........
........~† START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT †~........
.......~†$ OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO $†~.......
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...~†$¤&@# [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME #@&¤$†~...
..~†$¤&@## SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ##@&¤$†~..
...~†$¤&@# EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T #@&¤$†~...
....~†$¤&@ KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE @&¤$†~....
.....~†$¤& TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN &¤$†~.....
......~†$¤ YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ¤$†~......
.......~†$ BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER $†~.......
........~† "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR †~........
.........~ YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ~.........
.......... HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ..........
.........~ MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ~.........
........~† SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY †~........
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