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,,^=†*%@#@ ^^^^########%%%%††††^^^^########%%%%†††† @#@%*†=^,,
,^=†*%@#@# ####%%%%††††^^^^########%%%%††††^^^^#### #@#@%*†=^,
,,^=†*%@#@ ††††^^^^########%%%%††††^^^^########%%%% @#@%*†=^,,
,,,^=†*%@# PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS #@%*†=^,,,
,,,,^=†*%@ OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL @%*†=^,,,,
,,,,,^=†*% OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I %*†=^,,,,,
,,,,,,^=†* START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT *†=^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^=† OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO †=^,,,,,,,
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,,,,,^=†*% %%%%††††^^^^########%%%%††††^^^^######## %*†=^,,,,,
,,,,^=†*%@ I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME @%*†=^,,,,
,,,^=†*%@# [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME #@%*†=^,,,
,,^=†*%@#@ SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET @#@%*†=^,,
,^=†*%@#@# EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T #@#@%*†=^,
,,^=†*%@#@ KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE @#@%*†=^,,
,,,^=†*%@# TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN #@%*†=^,,,
,,,,^=†*%@ YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL @%*†=^,,,,
,,,,,^=†*% BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER %*†=^,,,,,
,,,,,,^=†* "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR *†=^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^=† YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT †=^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^=†* HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY *†=^,,,,,,
,,,,,^=†*% MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. %*†=^,,,,,
,,,,^=†*%@ SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY @%*†=^,,,,
,,,^=†*%@# ^^^^###SADNESS%%†COMES^^###FROM#%%%%†††† #@%*†=^,,,
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