PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF,  SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR FULL 
 OF DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND  AS I 
 START TO UNZIP  MY  PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF   THE   SHOWER  AND   PUSHES  ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I  WISH   TO   BE   CONTACTED  BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD  BESTOW  UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT  I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS   HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER SECOND  - THEY ASK  ME:  "WHEN 
 YOU  SAID  THE  WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE, DID  YOU  MEAN IT"?  I ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE  IT  FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF  THE ENCOUNTER AND  MOVED ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM