PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER  CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL 
 OF  DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I 
 START TO UNZIP MY PANTS,  SHE  STEPS OUT 
 OF  THE  SHOWER   AND   PUSHES   ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH  TO  BE   CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN] WHO  WOULD BESTOW  UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT  I  DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT   THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER  SECOND - THEY  ASK ME: "WHEN 
 YOU SAID  THE WORLD EGG WAS  YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE, DID  YOU MEAN IT"? I  ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN  ACT LIKE  IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF THE ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM