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,,~:%$§### PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ###§$%:~,,
,,~~~%%§§# OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL #§§%%~~~,,
,,~:%$§#@# OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I #@#§$%:~,,
,,~:::%%§@ START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT @§%%:::~,,
,,~:%$§### OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ###§$%:~,,
,,~:%$§##@ ########$$$$::THE,,GROUND.##$$$$::::,,,, @##§$%:~,,
,,~:%$§#@# $$$$::::,,,,########$$$$::::,,,,######## #@#§$%:~,,
,,~:%$§#@# I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME #@#§$%:~,,
,,,,,::$#@ [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME @#$::,,,,,
,,:%$§#@## SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ##@#§$%:,,
,,~~::%$§# EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T #§$%::~~,,
,,,,,,~~%§ KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE §%~~,,,,,,
,,~:%$§##@ TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN @##§$%:~,,
,,~:%$$$$§ YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL §$$$$%:~,,
,,~:%$§#@@ BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER @@#§$%:~,,
,,,,,:%%§§ "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR §§%%:,,,,,
,,~:%$§§§@ YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT @§§§$%:~,,
,,,,::::%§ HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY §%::::,,,,
,,~:%$§#@# MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. #@#§$%:~,,
,,~:%$§#@# SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY #@#§$%:~,,
,~:%$§#@## ,,,,###SADNESS$$:COMES,,###FROM#$$$$:::: ##@#§$%:~,
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