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..........   "CERBERUS" LINE OF SYNTHETIC CANINES   ..........
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.......^~* THESE PUPS ARE SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO  *~^.......
......^~*%    HELP WITH TRACKING, SUBDUING, AND     %*~^......
.....^~*%@       [%%%%%] TARGETS. DUE TO THEIR      @%*~^.....
....^~*%@§ HOMOGENEOUS LIQUID RUBBER CONSTRUCTION,  §@%*~^....
...^~*%@§@  THEY CAN EASILY ENTER AREAS RESTRICTED  @§@%*~^...
..^~*%@§@#    FOR MOST OTHER ROBOTS, AND HAVE NO    #@§@%*~^..
.^~*%@§@##    TROUBLE RESTRAIN FULL-SIZE HUMANS.    ##@§@%*~^.
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...^~*%@§@  THEY HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFULLY DEPLOYED IN @§@%*~^...
....^~*%@§  LAW ENFORCEMENT AND MILITARY OPERATIONS §@%*~^....
.....^~*%@             ACROSS THE GLOBE.            @%*~^.....
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........^~ VARIANTS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~^........
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..........     MIRR BUILDS THE CERBERUS UNITS BY    ..........
..........  ORDER. THEY COME IN EITHER QUADRUPEDAL  ..........
..........  OR BIPEDAL CONFIGURATIONS. THE FORMER   ..........
.........^  ARE BOTH MORE POWERFUL AND AGILE, WHILE ^.........
........^~  THE LATTER ARE EASIER TO INTERGRATE IN  ~^........
.......^~*   SITUATIONS DESIGNED FOR HUMAN BODIES.  *~^.......
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.....^~*%@  THE BASE CERBERUS UNITS ARE ENVISIONED  @%*~^.....
....^~*%@§        TO BE SYNCED WITH A REMOTE        §@%*~^....
...^~*%@§@  ORCHESTRATOR, BUT INDIVIDUAL UNITS CAN  @§@%*~^...
..^~*%@§@#     BE EQUIPPED TO RUN AS COMPLETELY     #@§@%*~^..
.^~*%@§@## AUTONOMOUS AI, GIVEN THE PROPER PERMITS. ##@§@%*~^.
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....^~*%@§ NOTABLE UNITS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ §@%*~^....
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......^~*%    AMONG THE MOST WELL KNOWN UNITS ARE   %*~^......
.......^~*    SE EZC "SEES", POSTER DOG FOR THE     *~^.......
........^~   PRODUCT LAUNCH; THE LR UKA AND LR UKS  ~^........
.........^  EMPLOYED BY [%%%%%] POLICE DEPARTMENT,  ^.........
..........   FAMOUS FOR THE LAWSUIT; AND OF COURSE  ..........
..........   FO BES, A BIPEDAL UNIT STOLEN BY THE   ..........
..........        ROGUE AI KNOWN AS PHOBES.         ..........
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