TR OH EIGHT              
                                          
                         
                                          
             THE SMOOTH BOY!              
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE   REMAKE  OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
            FROM THE EIGHTIES             
                                          
 "IT CAME TO ME IN  A  DREAM" AS THEY SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE, AND THE RIGHT ANSWER  IS  THAT YOU 
 HAVE WHATEVER  YOU HAVE,  SOMETHING AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP BABY) MAKING  AT  LAST  THE TEA... 
                                          
 BUT  THE REAL DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE  THEM 
 WHAT THEY WANT - A  REALLY REALLY  CRISP 
  AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION, 
 HIHATS OR  NO HIHATS, KICK WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY  AND  THE  TOMS, THE BEP BEP  BOP, 
 BAP,  A   QUIESCENT  SNARE...  A   CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS   WHY  YOU  NEED  THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE IS  IN A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS,  BEING A BOTIQUE, THE NEW ONE RUNS 
             ON AA BATTERIES