Tr oh eight              
                                          
                         
                                          
             The Smooth Boy!              
 Roland   Botique  Remake  Of  The  Great 
           Eight oh eight           
            From The Eighties             
                                          
 "It Came To  Me In A Dream"  As They Say 
 And  I  Thought  About  How  Dreams  Are 
 Made,  And The Right Answer  Is That You 
 Have Whatever  You  Have, Something Akin 
 To   Dried   HerbS   (Those   Are   Your 
    Thoughts) Adding Hot Water (That'S    
 Sleep  Baby) Making At  Last  The Tea... 
                                          
 But The Real Diamonds Are Reclusive  And 
 Will  Not  Appear  Until You  Give  Them 
 What  They Want - A  Really Really Crisp 
  And Smooth Eight oh eight Transmission, 
 Hihats  Or No Hihats, Kick With The Long 
 Decay  And The  TomS, The Bep  Bep  Bop, 
 Bap,   A   Quiescent  Snare...  A  Crisp 
           Bite... Cowbell....?           
                                          
 And  Thats   Why  You  Need  The  Remake 
 Because The Original One Is In  A Museum 
 Guarded By Armed Men Sworn To The Cause. 
 Plus, Being A Botique, The  New One Runs 
              On Aa Batteries