TR OH EIGHT             
                                          
                         
                                          
              THE SMOOTH BOY!             
 ROLAND   BOTIQUE  REMAKE  OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
             FROM THE EIGHTIES            
                                          
 "IT  CAME TO ME IN  A DREAM" AS THEY SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE, AND THE RIGHT  ANSWER IS  THAT YOU 
 HAVE  WHATEVER YOU  HAVE, SOMETHING AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP  BABY) MAKING AT  LAST THE  TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE  REAL DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU GIVE  THEM 
 WHAT THEY WANT -  A REALLY REALLY  CRISP 
 AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION,  
 HIHATS OR NO HIHATS, KICK  WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY  AND THE  TOMS, THE  BEP  BEP BOP, 
 BAP,  A  QUIESCENT   SNARE...  A   CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS  WHY  YOU  NEED   THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE IS  IN A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE NEW  ONE RUNS 
             ON AA BATTERIES