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             The Smooth Boy!              
 Roland  Botique  Remake  Of   The  Great 
           Eight oh eight           
            From The Eighties             
                                          
 "It Came To Me  In A Dream" As They  Say 
 And  I  Thought  About  How  Dreams  Are 
 Made,  And The Right  Answer Is That You 
 Have Whatever  You Have, Something  Akin 
 To   Dried   HerbS   (Those   Are   Your 
    Thoughts) Adding Hot Water (That'S    
 Sleep  Baby) Making  At  Last The Tea... 
                                          
 But The Real Diamonds Are Reclusive  And 
 Will  Not  Appear  Until  You  Give Them 
 What They Want -  A Really Really  Crisp 
 And Smooth Eight oh eight Transmission,  
 Hihats Or No Hihats, Kick With The  Long 
 Decay  And  The TomS,  The  Bep Bep Bop, 
 Bap,  A  Quiescent  Snare...   A   Crisp 
           Bite... Cowbell....?           
                                          
 And  Thats  Why  You  Need   The  Remake 
 Because  The Original One Is In A Museum 
 Guarded By Armed Men Sworn To The Cause. 
 Plus, Being A Botique,  The New One Runs 
              On Aa Batteries