TR OH EIGHT             
                                          
                         
                                          
             THE SMOOTH BOY!              
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE   REMAKE  OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
            FROM THE EIGHTIES             
                                          
 "IT  CAME TO ME IN A DREAM"  AS THEY SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE,  AND THE RIGHT ANSWER IS THAT  YOU 
 HAVE WHATEVER  YOU HAVE, SOMETHING  AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP BABY) MAKING AT  LAST  THE  TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE REAL  DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL  NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE THEM 
 WHAT  THEY WANT - A  REALLY REALLY CRISP 
 AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION,  
 HIHATS OR NO HIHATS,  KICK WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY  AND THE  TOMS, THE  BEP  BEP BOP, 
 BAP,   A   QUIESCENT  SNARE...  A  CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND   THATS  WHY  YOU  NEED  THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE IS  IN A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE NEW ONE  RUNS 
             ON AA BATTERIES