TR OH EIGHT             
                                          
                         
                                          
             THE SMOOTH BOY!              
 ROLAND   BOTIQUE  REMAKE  OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
             FROM THE EIGHTIES            
                                          
 "IT CAME TO  ME IN A DREAM" AS THEY  SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE,  AND  THE RIGHT ANSWER IS THAT YOU 
 HAVE  WHATEVER  YOU HAVE, SOMETHING AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP BABY)  MAKING AT  LAST THE  TEA... 
                                          
 BUT THE  REAL DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL  NOT  APPEAR UNTIL  YOU  GIVE  THEM 
 WHAT THEY WANT - A  REALLY REALLY  CRISP 
  AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION, 
 HIHATS OR NO HIHATS, KICK WITH  THE LONG 
 DECAY  AND THE  TOMS,  THE BEP  BEP BOP, 
 BAP,  A  QUIESCENT   SNARE...   A  CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND  THATS   WHY  YOU  NEED  THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE  ORIGINAL ONE IS IN A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING A BOTIQUE, THE NEW  ONE RUNS 
              ON AA BATTERIES