TR OH EIGHT             
                                          
                         
                                          
              THE SMOOTH BOY!             
 ROLAND  BOTIQUE   REMAKE  OF  THE  GREAT 
           EIGHT OH EIGHT           
             FROM THE EIGHTIES            
                                          
 "IT  CAME TO ME IN A DREAM"  AS THEY SAY 
 AND  I  THOUGHT  ABOUT  HOW  DREAMS  ARE 
 MADE, AND THE  RIGHT  ANSWER IS THAT YOU 
 HAVE WHATEVER  YOU  HAVE, SOMETHING AKIN 
 TO   DRIED   HERBS   (THOSE   ARE   YOUR 
    THOUGHTS) ADDING HOT WATER (THAT'S    
 SLEEP BABY)  MAKING AT  LAST THE  TEA... 
                                          
 BUT  THE REAL DIAMONDS ARE RECLUSIVE AND 
 WILL NOT  APPEAR  UNTIL  YOU  GIVE  THEM 
 WHAT  THEY WANT  - A REALLY REALLY CRISP 
 AND SMOOTH EIGHT OH EIGHT TRANSMISSION,  
 HIHATS OR  NO HIHATS, KICK WITH THE LONG 
 DECAY AND THE TOMS,  THE  BEP  BEP  BOP, 
 BAP,   A  QUIESCENT   SNARE...  A  CRISP 
           BITE... COWBELL....?           
                                          
 AND   THATS  WHY  YOU  NEED  THE  REMAKE 
 BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL ONE IS  IN A MUSEUM 
 GUARDED BY ARMED MEN SWORN TO THE CAUSE. 
 PLUS, BEING  A BOTIQUE, THE NEW ONE RUNS 
              ON AA BATTERIES