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§$$/~:.... I  LOVE MANHANDLING  THE INDUSTRIAL SIZE ....:~/$$§
#§$$/~:... COFFEE POTS.  I KNOW THE GRIP. MY  HANDS ...:~/$$§#
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##§$$/~:.. WHEN  I  REMOVE  THE  FILTER,  I EVER SO ..:~/$$§##
#§$$/~:... GENTLY STROKE  THE SIDE OF  THE MACHINE. ...:~/$$§#
§$$/~:.... BEFORE  THEY   ARE  PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY ....:~/$$§
$$/~:..... CIRCLE   THE  BUTTONS  WITH  MY  FINGER. .....:~/$$
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/~:....... AND  I  GUARD  IT CLOSELY  SO THAT I CAN .......:~/
~:........ STEAL THOSE FIRST FEW  DROPS FOR MYSELF! ........:~
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