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..^~\^%&## I LOVE MANHANDLING  THE INDUSTRIAL  SIZE ##&%^\~^..
.^~\^%&### COFFEE POTS. I  KNOW THE GRIP.  MY HANDS ###&%^\~^.
..^~\^%&##      ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.       ##&%^\~^..
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....^~\^%& WHEN  I  REMOVE  THE  FILTER, I  EVER SO &%^\~^....
.....^~\^% GENTLY STROKE THE  SIDE  OF THE MACHINE. %^\~^.....
....^~\^%& BEFORE  THEY   ARE  PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY &%^\~^....
...^~\^%&# CIRCLE  THE  BUTTONS   WITH  MY  FINGER. #&%^\~^...
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.^~\^%&### AND I  GUARD  IT CLOSELY SO  THAT I  CAN ###&%^\~^.
..^~\^%&## STEAL  THOSE FIRST FEW DROPS FOR MYSELF! ##&%^\~^..
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