I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It Closely  So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!