I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke  The Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It Closely So  That  I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!