I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!