I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke  The Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!