I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It Closely  So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!