I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!