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.........^ FREQUENCY MODULATION IS  GREAT  ON PAPER ^.........
.......... OR  WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S NOT ..........
..........   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   ..........
.......... REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE ..........
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.......^=/ ACTUALLY,  I'M SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK /=^.......
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...^=/§£@@ I  WAS HOPING  FOR  IT TO VOCALIZE  LIKE @@£§/=^...
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.^=/§£@@## THE  SAME KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES ##@@£§/=^.
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...^=/§£@@ REALLY HOPING  IT  WOULD  LET ME SURVIVE @@£§/=^...
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.......^=/ PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE  DIALS IT /=^.......
........^= SOUNDS LIKE  AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK! =^........
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