TAPE DREAM                
                                 
                                          
 FOR  STORING  MUSIC  ON. ALSO  DATA  BUT 
 AT  THIS  POINT  IN   TIME  THAT'S   NOT 
        REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.         
                                          
                                          
       TYPES OF TAPE      
                                          
           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           
         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         
      CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO       
        CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS       
                                          
 RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE 
         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         
                                          
                 BIAS                 
                                          
 CLASS I  USES  ONE  HUNDRED  AND  TWENTY 
   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   
 USE   SEVENTY   OF    THE   SAME   UNIT. 
                                          
                                          
        AHA AND         
                                          
 CLASS  IV IS  APPARENTLY  TOO  STRONG TO 
 BE  USED  ON CLASS  I  PLAYERS. IT  WILL 
 SOUND  TOO  LOUND   AND   IT  CANNOT  BE 
 COMPLETELY ERASED.  THIS  IS  VERY WELL. 
   MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS  
            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            
                                          
 THEY  ALSO GNAW AT THE TAPE  HEADS A BIT 
     BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.      
                                          
                                          
        ARTIFACTS         
                                          
 GOOD TAPES ARE DECENT AND  HAVE  A  GOOD 
 HIGH FREQUENCY  PRESENCE,  BAD TAPES ARE 
 LOFI  IF NOT OUTRIGHT  BAD. IDK, I KINDA 
                 LIKE IT.                 
                                          
 BIAS  LOSS: IF YOU FORGET THE  BIAS  WHO 
 KNOWS  WHATS  EVEN   ON   THERE  ANYMORE 
                                          
  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  
   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   
                                          
 WOW: A  SLOWER  FLUTTER, USUALLY SEVERAL 
 SECONDS LONG.  WHAT UP.  BOTH  OF  THESE 
    INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.   
                                          
 PRINT THROUGH: TAPES  RUB SOUND ON  EACH 
 OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG