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......^~== FREQUENCY MODULATION IS GREAT ON PAPER ==~^......
.....^~==¤ OR WITH A USER INTERFACE THAT'S NOT ¤==~^.....
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........^~ THE SAME KIND OF DEFENSIVE ABILITIES ~^........
.........^ (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS ^.........
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