.~~:†§§§¤¤ ¤¤§§§†:~~.
.~~~:::†¤@ @¤†:::~~~.
.~~:†§¤@@@ @@@¤§†:~~.
.~~:†§¤@@@ @@@¤§†:~~.
.....~:†§@ @§†:~.....
.~~~~†§¤¤@ korg @¤¤§†~~~~.
.....~:§¤@ . volca .@. fm . @¤§:~.....
.~~:†§¤@## ##@¤§†:~~.
.~~~~:§§§@ ........................................ @§§§:~~~~.
.~~:†§¤@## frequency modulation is great on paper ##@¤§†:~~.
.....~~:§¤ or with a user interface that's not ¤§:~~.....
.~~:†§¤@@@ actively working against you. that's @@@¤§†:~~.
.~~:†§¤### really all there is to say on the ###¤§†:~~.
....~~:§§@ matter. @§§:~~....
.~~:†§¤@## ##@¤§†:~~.
.~~:†§¤@## actually, i'm selling this one. fuck ##@¤§†:~~.
.~~~~::†§¤ it. ¤§†::~~~~.
.~~:†§¤@## ##@¤§†:~~.
....~~:†¤# ........................................ #¤†:~~....
.~~:†§¤@## i was hoping for it to vocalize like ##@¤§†:~~.
~~:†§¤@### beastskin armor, or perhaps offer me ###@¤§†:~~
.~~:†§¤@@@ the same kind of defensive abilities @@@¤§†:~~.
.....~:§@@ (regeneration, cold resistance). i was @@§:~.....
.~~:†§¤@## really hoping it would let me survive ##@¤§†:~~.
.~~:†§¤@## rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya. ##@¤§†:~~.
.~~:†§¤@## ##@¤§†:~~.
.~~:::§¤@@ but no! out of the box it sounds like @@¤§:::~~.
...~~~~:§¤ plastic and if you wriggle the dials it ¤§:~~~~...
.~~:†§¤@## sounds like an angry dial up. fuck! ##@¤§†:~~.
.~~:†§¤@## ##@¤§†:~~.
.~~:†§¤@## ##@¤§†:~~.
...~~~:†¤¤ ¤¤†:~~~...
.~~:†§¤@## ##@¤§†:~~.
.~~:†§¤@## ##@¤§†:~~.