korg                   
              volca  fm              
                                          
  
 frequency modulation is great  on  paper 
 or  with a  user  interface  that's  not 
   actively working against you. that's   
 really  all  there  is  to  say  on  the 
                  matter.                 
                                          
 actually,  i'm  selling  this one.  fuck 
                    it.                   
                                          
  
 i was  hoping for  it  to  vocalize like 
 beastskin  armor,  or  perhaps  offer me 
 the  same  kind  of defensive  abilities 
  (regeneration, cold resistance). i was  
 really  hoping it would  let  me survive 
      rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya.      
                                          
 but no! out of the  box  it  sounds like 
 plastic and if  you wriggle the dials it 
 sounds like  an  angry  dial  up.  fuck!