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..~»»»^@&@                KORG VOLCA                @&@^»»»~..
.~»^^@&&&@            ~~~~~~ KEYS ~~~~~~            @&&&@^^»~.
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...»»^^@@@                   YEAH                   @@@^^»»...
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.~»^^@&@@@         ~~ REALLY LOFI DELAY ~~          @@@&@^^»~.
....~~~^@& ~~  BUILT IN SIXTEEN STEP  SEQUENCER  ~~ &@^~~~....
...~»»»^@@       ~~ THREE VOICE POLYPHONY ~~        @@^»»»~...
....»^^^@@ ~~   THE   FIFTHS   MODE  IS   COOL   ~~ @@^^^»....
..~»»^@&@@           ~~ TOY FORM FACTOR ~~          @@&@^»»~..
....~~»^@@            ~~ DETUNE KNOB ~~             @@^»~~....
.~»^^@&@@# ~~  !  ANALOG  SUBTRACTIVE  SYNTH  !  ~~ #@@&@^^»~.
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...~~»^@@&              TIPS AND TRICKS             &@@^»~~...
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....~»^^@@ ~~ DETUNE KNOB GOES UP  TEN  PERCENT  ~~ @@^^»~....
.~»^^^@@@@ ~~  BOTH DELAY  KNOB GOES TO THE  MAX ~~ @@@@^^^»~.
.~»^^@&@@# ~~ RESONANCE GOES TO THE MAX  AS WELL ~~ #@@&@^^»~.
......»»^& ~~   FIFTHS   OR  POLY  RING   MODE   ~~ &^»»......
.~»^^&@@## ~~   THE   REST   IS   UP   TO  YOU   ~~ ##@@&^^»~.
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.....»»^^& ~~   START   WHILE   HOLDING   FUNC   ~~ &^^»».....
.~»^^@&@@# ~~  PRESS FIVE  UNTIL  ITS LED IS OFF ~~ #@@&@^^»~.
...~~~^@@@             ~~ PRESS REC ~~              @@@^~~~...
.~»^^@&@@# ~~   INSANE   TEMPO  IS   UNLOCKED!   ~~ #@@&@^^»~.
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