#¤&*~..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .....~*&¤#
###¤&*:~.. & IN THE END, IT'S RIDE OR DIE. JOIN OR ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. ........ GET INTEGRATED. & .......... ..~:*&¤###
¤**:...... .. && EVENTUALLY THEY LAY THEIR EGGS, .. ......:**¤
###¤&*:~.. . USUALLY IN WARM, TASTY PLACES. IT'S . ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. .. BIRD ELF CUSTOM TO LET OTHERS DEAL .. ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. ................... WITH THE FALLOUT. && ..~:*&¤###
¤¤**:..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .....:**¤¤
###¤&*:~.. &&& & BEFORE THEIR JUICE HARVESTING .... ..~:*&¤###
¤&&*~..... .. ORGANS START TO CLUDGE, AND BEFORE .. .....~*&&¤
##¤&&*:~.. . THEIR WINGS ATROPHY, AND BEFORE THEIR. ..~:*&&¤##
#¤&:...... . TAILS START TO SEEK THE EARTH... & &&& ......:&¤#
#&&*::.... &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& ....::*&
#¤&*:~.... &&& THESE ELVES HAVE NO BELL POWER, THE. ....~:*&¤#
###¤&*:~.. ..... FEY BELLS ARE CALLED BY OTHER .... ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. .......................... AGITATORS &&& ..~:*&¤###
#¤&*~~.... &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& ....~~*&¤#
###¤&*:~.. &&& THEY FEED MOSTLY ON PLANT NECTAR IN. ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. . THEIR FIRST YEARS, RELYING ON RAINS TO ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. ... FILTER THROUGH THE VINES OF THE .... ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. ............................ ISLAND. &&& ..~:*&¤###
¤*::...... &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& ......::*¤
###¤&*:~.. &&&&& & THEY HAVE BUILT THEIR LARGEST .. ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. . COLONY IN THE FLOATING TREE OUTSIDE .. ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. OF VENEZUELA. ANY BIRD FROM ANY HOUSE ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. ................IS WELCOME HERE. & &&&&& ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& ..~:*&¤###
####¤&*:~. &&&&& THERE'S A DESERT OF FANGS TO BE .. .~:*&¤####
##¤¤&*:~.. ........................ CAST INTO &&&&& ..~:*&¤¤##
###¤&*:~.. ~ THE LARGEST GATHERING OF SUCH ELVES .. ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. ......... WILL BE IN THE FLOATING TREE ~ ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..~:*&¤###
##¤*:..... ~~ ALTHOUGH YOU COULD FIND A SOLITARY .. .....:*¤##
###¤&*:~.. .. BIRD ELF HEXING YOU FOR STEPPING .... ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. ... OUT OF LANE IN YOUR OWN GARDEN, .... ..~:*&¤###
¤&*~...... ..... .BIRD ELVES FLOCK TOGETHER ....... ......~*&¤
¤¤&&**:~.. ........................ IF THEY CAN. ~~ ..~:**&&¤¤
###¤&*:~.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. ~~~ THEY LOOK LIKE DARK BIRDS AT FIRST ~ ..~:*&¤###
##¤¤&*:~.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..~:*&¤¤##
¤*::~~.... ~~~~ ~ SOME PRACTICE ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, . ....~~::*¤
#¤&&:..... .... ESPECIALLY MONKEYS AND SNAKES ..... .....:&&¤#
###¤&*:~.. .......... (FOR FUR OR SCALES, ......... ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. ........... OR QUALITY OF BLOOD). ~ ~~~~ ..~:*&¤###
###¤&*:~.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..~:*&¤###
#&&&:..... ~~~~ THE FLOATING TREE ABOVE ........... .....:&&
###¤&*:~.. ......................... VENEZUELA ~~~~ ..~:*&¤###
####&*:~.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..~:*###
¤&*~...... ~~~~~ THEIR CLAWS ARE LONG ............. ......~*&¤
¤¤*::..... AND ROOT-LIKE, AND TRAIL AFTER THEM IN . .....::*¤¤
###¤&*:~.. .......................... FLIGHT. ~~~~~ ..~:*&¤###
¤¤*:...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ......:*¤¤
#¤&&**:~.. ~~~~~~ . VARIOUS DANCES PERFORMED ...... ..~:**&&¤#
#&&&*:~... ............................... . ~~~~~~ ...~:*&&
###¤&*:~.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..~:*&¤###
¤&&*~..... ~~~~~~~~~ LATER THEY WILL LEARN HOW TO . .....~*&&¤
#¤&&*:~... .. HARVEST BLOOD FROM ANIMALS (THINK ... ...~:*&&¤#
¤&*:~~~... ................... MOSQUITO). ~~~~~~~~~ ...~~~:*&¤
###¤&*:~.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..~:*&¤###