METALS                  
                                    
                                          
 HEY  HUM. METALS ARE USED FOR  MAGIC  OR 
 CONSTRUCTION OF LARGE OR SPECIAL THINGS. 
                                          
                                         
                                          
 COPPER   USED  FOR  CLOCKS  AND  BELLS, 
 COMMUNICATING  WITH OLD  BEINGS,  AND BY 
         IDIOTS FOR KILLING TREES         
                                          
 MERCURY    USED  FOR  PROLONGING  LIFE, 
 TRANSFERRING INTO OTHER DIMENSIONS, AND  
          FOR ELECTRICAL LIGHTS           
                                          
 SILVER   THE MOON  METAL, USED TO  LURE 
 AND  COMMUNICATE  WITH  CANINES, AND  TO 
      KEEP SAFE DURING MOONLIT NIGHTS     
                                          
           BRONZE IS ALSO GOOD.           
                                          
           IRON IS A NOOB METAL