METALS                  
                                    
                                          
 HEY  HUM. METALS  ARE  USED FOR MAGIC OR 
 CONSTRUCTION OF LARGE OR SPECIAL THINGS. 
                                          
                                         
                                          
 COPPER    USED  FOR  CLOCKS AND  BELLS, 
 COMMUNICATING WITH OLD  BEINGS,  AND  BY 
         IDIOTS FOR KILLING TREES         
                                          
 MERCURY    USED  FOR  PROLONGING  LIFE, 
  TRANSFERRING INTO OTHER DIMENSIONS, AND 
          FOR ELECTRICAL LIGHTS           
                                          
 SILVER  THE  MOON  METAL, USED  TO LURE 
 AND  COMMUNICATE  WITH CANINES,  AND  TO 
      KEEP SAFE DURING MOONLIT NIGHTS     
                                          
           BRONZE IS ALSO GOOD.           
                                          
           IRON IS A NOOB METAL