MetalS                  
                                    
                                          
 Hey Hum.  Metals Are  Used For  Magic Or 
 Construction Of Large Or Special Things. 
                                          
                                         
                                          
 Copper    Used  For Clocks  And  Bells, 
 Communicating With  Old  Beings,  And By 
         Idiots For Killing Trees         
                                          
 Mercury    Used  For  Prolonging  Life, 
 Transferring Into Other Dimensions, And  
           For Electrical Lights          
                                          
 Silver   The Moon Metal,  Used To  Lure 
 And  Communicate  With  Canines,  And To 
      Keep Safe During Moonlit Nights     
                                          
           Bronze Is Also Good.           
                                          
           Iron Is A Noob Metal