KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY  MODULATION IS  GREAT ON PAPER 
 OR  WITH A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                  MATTER.                 
                                          
 ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING  THIS ONE.  FUCK 
                   IT.                    
                                          
  
 I WAS HOPING  FOR IT  TO  VOCALIZE  LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME  KIND  OF DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY  HOPING  IT WOULD LET ME  SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT NO! OUT  OF  THE  BOX IT SOUNDS LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE  THE DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE  AN ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK!