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@$$^^~....                   KORG                   ....~^^$$@
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##@§$†^»~. FREQUENCY  MODULATION IS  GREAT ON PAPER .~»^†$§@##
§†»~...... OR  WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE THAT'S  NOT ......~»†§
##@§$†^»~.   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   .~»^†$§@##
§†»~~..... REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE .....~~»†§
@§$$$†^»~.                 MATTER.                  .~»^†$$$§@
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§†^~...... ACTUALLY, I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK ......~^†§
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##@§$†^»~. I  WAS HOPING FOR  IT  TO VOCALIZE  LIKE .~»^†$§@##
@$^»~..... BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR PERHAPS  OFFER  ME .....~»^$@
#§†»»..... THE  SAME  KIND OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES .....»»†§#
##@§$†^»~.  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  .~»^†$§@##
§$^»...... REALLY HOPING IT  WOULD  LET ME  SURVIVE ......»^$§
##@§$†^»~.      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      .~»^†$§@##
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@$$††»»»~. BUT  NO! OUT  OF THE  BOX IT SOUNDS LIKE .~»»»††$$@
##@§$†^»~. PLASTIC AND  IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT .~»^†$§@##
###@$†^»~. SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY DIAL  UP.  FUCK! .~»^†$@###
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