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......:~:*  @@@@@******** DR ONEFORTY ********@@@@@ *:~:......
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...:~:**@@          A "PORTABLE RECORDER"           @@**:~:...
..:~:**@@#      A "DIGITAL MICROPHONE WALKMAN"      #@@**:~:..
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..:~:**@@# I  BOUGHT  THIS A  YEAR AND  A  HALF AGO #@@**:~:..
...:~:**@@ WITH  GREAT  PLANS  IN  MIND.   THEN   I @@**:~:...
....:~:**@ MARCHED  OFF  IN  THE  COMPLETELY  WRONG @**:~:....
.....:~:** DIRECTION  AND NOW  I BROKE  IT  AS WELL **:~:.....
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.......:~: WHAT  IT DOES  IS  IT  HAS TWO  INTERNAL :~:.......
........:~ MICS BUT ALSO XLR FOR  TWO EXTERNAL ONES ~:........
.........: AND  ALSO  PHANTOM  POWER?  ON  THREE AA :.........
........:~                BATTERIES!                ~:........
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......:~:* YOU RECORD  TO A SD-CARD  (THE BIG  ONE) *:~:......
.....:~:**          AND THATS DANDY FOR ME.         **:~:.....
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.:~:**@@## IT GOT  ME  THROUGH SOME  GOOD  FORESTAL ##@@**:~:.
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.:~:**@@## THOUGH,  WHICH  ARE  DOCUMENTED  ON  THE ##@@**:~:.
..:~:**@@#               ALBUM "MOSS"               #@@**:~:..
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¨¨.¨.¨:~^^ BACK TO THE GEARLIST ########## #@ OHEY  ^^~:¨.¨.¨¨
.,¨¨¨¨,,=^ OKAY ALLRIGHT OH SHIT I###@@#@@¶OPENED ¶ ^=,,¨¨¨¨,.
¨,,¨,¨¨¨-- IT UP AND IT'S DENSE AS FUC¤£K££# . .    --¨¨¨,¨,,¨
,,¨.¨¨¨.., IT'S FULL OF STUFF I'»S INCREDIBLY ¤#@## ,..¨¨¨.¨,,
,..¨¨,,.:~ HARD FOR ME #,¨########################  ~:.,,¨¨..,
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