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.,~:=£@@@#            .~~~ Batteries ~~~.           #@@@£=:~,.
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...,~:=£@@ Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, @@£=:~,...
....,~:=£@ Through  Inaction,  Allow  A Human Being @£=:~,....
.....,~:=£             To Come To Harm.             £=:~,.....
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.......,~: A Battery Must Obey The Orders Given  It :~,.......
......,~:= By  Human   Beings  Except   Where  Such =:~,......
.....,~:=£ Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. £=:~,.....
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...,~:=£@@ A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own @@£=:~,...
..,~:=£@@@ Existence  As  Long As  Such  Protection @@@£=:~,..
.,~:=£@@@# Does  Not  Conflict  With  The  First Or #@@@£=:~,.
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......,~:=  These Things Power Almost Everything,   =:~,......
.......,~: But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I :~,.......
......,~:=   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   =:~,......
.....,~:=£         Think Double A, Triple A,        £=:~,.....
....,~:=£@    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    @£=:~,....
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.,~:=£@@@# They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty #@@@£=:~,.
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