I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It Closely  So  That I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!