I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!