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........~~ I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size ~~........
.........~ Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip. My  Hands ~.........
..........       Are Placed Where They Should.      ..........
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........~~ When I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So ~~........
.......~~: Gently  Stroke The Side  Of The Machine. :~~.......
......~~:* Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly *:~~......
.....~~:*$ Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. $*:~~.....
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...~~:*$#@ And  I  Guard It Closely  So That  I Can @#$*:~~...
..~~:*$#@# Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself! #@#$*:~~..
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