I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard  It Closely So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!