I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side Of  The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!