I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!