I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It Closely  So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!