I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!