I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke  The Side Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!