I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!