I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!