I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!