I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely  So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!