I  LOVE MANHANDLING  THE INDUSTRIAL SIZE 
 COFFEE POTS.  I KNOW  THE GRIP. MY HANDS 
      ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.       
                                          
 WHEN  I  REMOVE THE FILTER,  I  EVER  SO 
 GENTLY STROKE THE SIDE OF  THE  MACHINE. 
 BEFORE   THEY  ARE  PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY 
 CIRCLE  THE  BUTTONS   WITH  MY  FINGER. 
                                          
 AND  I GUARD  IT CLOSELY SO  THAT I  CAN 
 STEAL THOSE FIRST FEW DROPS  FOR MYSELF!