I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It  Closely So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!