I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The Grip.  My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It  Closely So That I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!