I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!