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,,,,:::*£& I LOVE  MANHANDLING THE  INDUSTRIAL SIZE &£*:::,,,,
,:~:*£&@@# COFFEE POTS. I KNOW THE  GRIP. MY  HANDS #@@&£*:~:,
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,,,,::::£& GENTLY STROKE THE  SIDE OF  THE MACHINE. &£::::,,,,
,:~:*£&@@# BEFORE  THEY  ARE  PRESSED,   I  LIGHTLY #@@&£*:~:,
,,:~::£&@@ CIRCLE  THE  BUTTONS  WITH  MY   FINGER. @@&£::~:,,
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,,,,~:££&@ AND I  GUARD  IT  CLOSELY SO  THAT I CAN @&££:~,,,,
,,,,,:::£& STEAL THOSE FIRST  FEW DROPS FOR MYSELF! &£:::,,,,,
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