I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It Closely So  That  I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!