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.......:%# I  LOVE MANHANDLING THE  INDUSTRIAL SIZE #%:.......
.....»$%%@ COFFEE POTS. I  KNOW THE GRIP. MY  HANDS @%%$».....
..»:$%####       ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.      ####%$:»..
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..»:$%#@@# WHEN  I REMOVE  THE  FILTER,  I EVER  SO #@@#%$:»..
..»:$%#@## GENTLY  STROKE THE SIDE OF THE  MACHINE. ##@#%$:»..
.....:$### BEFORE  THEY  ARE  PRESSED,   I  LIGHTLY ###$:.....
......»$## CIRCLE  THE  BUTTONS  WITH   MY  FINGER. ##$»......
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....::%##@ AND  I GUARD IT CLOSELY SO  THAT  I  CAN @##%::....
..»:$%#@## STEAL  THOSE FIRST FEW DROPS FOR MYSELF! ##@#%$:»..
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