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#@§$%^~.,, ,, .. ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ .. ,, ,,.~^%$§@#
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$%^~.,,,,, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,,,,,.~^%$
%^~.,,,,,, ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ ,,,,,,.~^%
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~.,,,,,,,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,,,,,,,.~
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%^~.,,,,,, . CHEESEBURGER . ,,,,,,.~^%
$%^~.,,,,, . NUGGETS . ,,,,,.~^%$
§$%^~.,,,, . DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER . ,,,,.~^%$§
@§$%^~.,,, . FRIES . ,,,.~^%$§@
#@§$%^~.,, . CARBONATED WATER . ,,.~^%$§@#
##@§$%^~., . BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE . ,.~^%$§@##
#@§$%^~.,, . BIG MAC . ,,.~^%$§@#
@§$%^~.,,, . COFFEE . ,,,.~^%$§@
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$%^~.,,,,, §§§§§ ^ §§§§§ ,,,,,.~^%$
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^~.,,,,,,, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,,,,,,,.~^
~.,,,,,,,, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,,,,,,,,.~
^~.,,,,,,, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,,,,,,.~^
%^~.,,,,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,,,,.~^%
$%^~.,,,,, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,,,,.~^%$
§$%^~.,,,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,,,,.~^%$§
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#@§$%^~.,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,.~^%$§@#
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#@§$%^~.,, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,,.~^%$§@#
@§$%^~.,,, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,,,.~^%$§@
§$%^~.,,,, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,,,,.~^%$§
$%^~.,,,,, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,,,,,.~^%$
%^~.,,,,,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,,,,,,.~^%
^~.,,,,,,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,,,,,,.~^
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^~.,,,,,,, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,,,,,,,.~^
%^~.,,,,,, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,,,,,,.~^%
$%^~.,,,,, ., THE GOLDEN M ,. ,,,,,.~^%$
§$%^~.,,,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,,,.~^%$§
@§$%^~.,,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,,.~^%$§@
#@§$%^~.,, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,,.~^%$§@#
##@§$%^~., MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,.~^%$§@##
#@§$%^~.,, NEW AND FRESH. ,,.~^%$§@#
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§$%^~.,,,, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,,,,.~^%$§
$%^~.,,,,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,,,,.~^%$
%^~.,,,,,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,,,,,.~^%
^~.,,,,,,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,,,,,,.~^
~.,,,,,,,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,,,,,,,.~
^~.,,,,,,, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,,,,,,,.~^
%^~.,,,,,, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,,,,,.~^%
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§$%^~.,,,, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,,,,.~^%$§
@§$%^~.,,, FOREVER. ,,,.~^%$§@
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#@§$%^~.,, ,,.~^%$§@#
@§$%^~.,,, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,,,.~^%$§@
§$%^~.,,,, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,,,,.~^%$§
$%^~.,,,,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,,,,.~^%$
%^~.,,,,,, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,,,,,,.~^%
^~.,,,,,,, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,,,,,,,.~^
~.,,,,,,,, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,,,,,,,,.~
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%^~.,,,,,, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,,,,,,.~^%
$%^~.,,,,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,,,,.~^%$
§$%^~.,,,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,,,.~^%$§
@§$%^~.,,, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,,,.~^%$§@
#@§$%^~.,, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,,.~^%$§@#
##@§$%^~., SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,.~^%$§@##
#@§$%^~.,, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,,.~^%$§@#
@§$%^~.,,, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,,,.~^%$§@
§$%^~.,,,, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,,,,.~^%$§
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%^~.,,,,,, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,,,,,,.~^%
^~.,,,,,,, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,,,,,,,.~^
~.,,,,,,,, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,,,,,,,,.~
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%^~.,,,,,, WHICH HE DID. ,,,,,,.~^%
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#@§$%^~.,, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,,.~^%$§@#
##@§$%^~., OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,.~^%$§@##
#@§$%^~.,, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,,.~^%$§@#
@§$%^~.,,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,,.~^%$§@
§$%^~.,,,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,,,.~^%$§
$%^~.,,,,, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,,,,,.~^%$
%^~.,,,,,, LIKED IT! ,,,,,,.~^%
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~.,,,,,,,, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,,,,,,,,.~
^~.,,,,,,, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,,,,,,,.~^
%^~.,,,,,, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,,,,,,.~^%
$%^~.,,,,, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,,,,,.~^%$
§$%^~.,,,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,,,.~^%$§
@§$%^~.,,, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,,,.~^%$§@
#@§$%^~.,, OVER THE PLANET. ,,.~^%$§@#
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§$%^~.,,,, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,,,,.~^%$§
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