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&$*~...... OK  THIS  IS  HO~W  YOU  USE  MC DONALDS ......~*$&
$*~.......        TO@ HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME         .......~*$
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~......... STEP  ONE  IS&  TO  GET  A   FEW   BEERS .........~
.......... GRAB EM TIL YOURE  FLUID  AS  A  USELESS ..........
.......... FEATHER.   GRAB   EM   UNTIL  THERE   IS ..........
..........       LIGHTNING AND THUNDER. YEWAH.      ..........
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.......... STEP  TWO  IS  TO  CALCUL~ATE  CLOSEST~~ ..........
~......... @MC DONALDS (DEPEND  ON  BIKE  OR  FOOT) .........~
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$*~....... STEP THREE IS GETTING THERE AND ORDERING .......~*$
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