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@##%*:«,.. ..,«:*%##@
#@##%*:«,. .,«:*%##@#
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#%*:«,.... .. ,, «« THE GOLDEN «« ,, .. ....,«:*%#
%*:«,..... #@##%* M *%##@# .....,«:*%
*:«,...... ......,«:*
:«,....... LETS HEAR IT FOR .......,«:
«,........ ::: MC DONALDS ::: ........,«
,......... .........,
«,........ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ........,«
:«,....... .......,«:
*:«,...... , CHEESEBURGER , ......,«:*
%*:«,..... , NUGGETS , .....,«:*%
#%*:«,.... , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ....,«:*%#
##%*:«,... , FRIES , ...,«:*%##
@##%*:«,.. , CARBONATED WATER , ..,«:*%##@
#@##%*:«,. , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , .,«:*%##@#
@##%*:«,.. , BIG MAC , ..,«:*%##@
##%*:«,... , COFFEE , ...,«:*%##
#%*:«,.... ....,«:*%#
%*:«,..... ##### : ##### .....,«:*%
*:«,...... ......,«:*
:«,....... IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN .......,«:
«,........ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ........,«
,......... FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A .........,
«,........ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ........,«
:«,....... IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE .......,«:
*:«,...... REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ......,«:*
%*:«,..... .....,«:*%
#%*:«,.... BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ....,«:*%#
##%*:«,... ...,«:*%##
@##%*:«,.. SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ..,«:*%##@
#@##%*:«,. BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT .,«:*%##@#
@##%*:«,.. OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ..,«:*%##@
##%*:«,... PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ...,«:*%##
#%*:«,.... THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ....,«:*%#
%*:«,..... NIGHT SHE POACHED. .....,«:*%
*:«,...... ......,«:*
:«,....... AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART .......,«:
«,........ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ........,«
,......... ,. THE GOLDEN M ., .........,
«,........ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ........,«
:«,....... THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND .......,«:
*:«,...... DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ......,«:*
%*:«,..... MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS .....,«:*%
#%*:«,.... NEW AND FRESH. ....,«:*%#
##%*:«,... ...,«:*%##
@##%*:«,.. HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ..,«:*%##@
#@##%*:«,. KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER .,«:*%##@#
@##%*:«,.. TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ..,«:*%##@
##%*:«,... SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ...,«:*%##
#%*:«,.... HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ....,«:*%#
%*:«,..... TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER .....,«:*%
*:«,...... AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ......,«:*
:«,....... .......,«:
«,........ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ........,«
,......... FOREVER. .........,
«,........ ........,«
:«,....... ### : ### .......,«:
*:«,...... ......,«:*
%*:«,..... AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED .....,«:*%
#%*:«,.... NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ....,«:*%#
##%*:«,... CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ...,«:*%##
@##%*:«,.. (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ..,«:*%##@
#@##%*:«,. COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW .,«:*%##@#
@##%*:«,.. IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ..,«:*%##@
##%*:«,... ...,«:*%##
#%*:«,.... HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ....,«:*%#
%*:«,..... THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE .....,«:*%
*:«,...... QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ......,«:*
:«,....... WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP .......,«:
«,........ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ........,«
,......... SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY .........,
«,........ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ........,«
:«,....... QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND .......,«:
*:«,...... WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ......,«:*
%*:«,..... .....,«:*%
#%*:«,.... ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ....,«:*%#
##%*:«,... HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ...,«:*%##
@##%*:«,.. KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ..,«:*%##@
#@##%*:«,. .,«:*%##@#
@##%*:«,.. WHICH HE DID. ..,«:*%##@
##%*:«,... ...,«:*%##
#%*:«,.... ## : ## ....,«:*%#
%*:«,..... .....,«:*%
*:«,...... WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ......,«:*
:«,....... OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON .......,«:
«,........ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ........,«
,......... UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO .........,
«,........ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ........,«
:«,....... INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK .......,«:
*:«,...... LIKED IT! ......,«:*
%*:«,..... .....,«:*%
#%*:«,.... THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ....,«:*%#
##%*:«,... A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ...,«:*%##
@##%*:«,.. RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ..,«:*%##@
#@##%*:«,. WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY .,«:*%##@#
@##%*:«,.. FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ..,«:*%##@
##%*:«,... THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ...,«:*%##
#%*:«,.... OVER THE PLANET. ....,«:*%#
%*:«,..... .....,«:*%
*:«,...... # : # ......,«:*
:«,....... .......,«:
«,........ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ........,«
,......... .........,
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