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#@#%$/~^¨¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ¨¨^~/$%#@#
##@#%$/~^¨ ¨^~/$%#@##
#@#%$/~^¨¨ #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨^~/$%#@#
@#%$/~^¨¨¨ ¨¨¨^~/$%#@
#%$/~^¨¨¨¨ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ¨¨¨¨^~/$%#
%$/~^¨¨¨¨¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨¨¨¨¨^~/$%
$/~^¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨¨¨¨¨¨^~/$
%$/~^¨¨¨¨¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨¨¨¨¨^~/$%
#%$/~^¨¨¨¨ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨¨¨¨^~/$%#
@#%$/~^¨¨¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¨¨¨^~/$%#@
#@#%$/~^¨¨ ¨¨^~/$%#@#
##@#%$/~^¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨^~/$%#@##
#@#%$/~^¨¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¨¨^~/$%#@#
@#%$/~^¨¨¨ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¨¨¨^~/$%#@
#%$/~^¨¨¨¨ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨¨¨¨^~/$%#
%$/~^¨¨¨¨¨ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ¨¨¨¨¨^~/$%
$/~^¨¨¨¨¨¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨^~/$
%$/~^¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨^~/$%
#%$/~^¨¨¨¨ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨¨¨^~/$%#
@#%$/~^¨¨¨ ¨¨¨^~/$%#@
#@#%$/~^¨¨ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ¨¨^~/$%#@#
##@#%$/~^¨ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¨^~/$%#@##
#@#%$/~^¨¨ ¨¨^~/$%#@#
@#%$/~^¨¨¨ $ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ¨¨¨^~/$%#@
#%$/~^¨¨¨¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨¨¨¨^~/$%#
%$/~^¨¨¨¨¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¨¨¨¨¨^~/$%
$/~^¨¨¨¨¨¨ NORSE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨^~/$
%$/~^¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨^~/$%
#%$/~^¨¨¨¨ $ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¨¨¨¨^~/$%#
@#%$/~^¨¨¨ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¨¨¨^~/$%#@
#@#%$/~^¨¨ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨¨^~/$%#@#
##@#%$/~^¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¨^~/$%#@##
#@#%$/~^¨¨ ¨¨^~/$%#@#
@#%$/~^¨¨¨ $ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¨¨¨^~/$%#@
#%$/~^¨¨¨¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨¨¨¨^~/$%#
%$/~^¨¨¨¨¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨¨¨¨¨^~/$%
$/~^¨¨¨¨¨¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨^~/$
%$/~^¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨^~/$%
#%$/~^¨¨¨¨ $ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¨¨¨¨^~/$%#
@#%$/~^¨¨¨ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¨¨¨^~/$%#@
#@#%$/~^¨¨ CATS AT AGE NINE. ¨¨^~/$%#@#
##@#%$/~^¨ ¨^~/$%#@##
#@#%$/~^¨¨ $ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ¨¨^~/$%#@#
@#%$/~^¨¨¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¨¨¨^~/$%#@
#%$/~^¨¨¨¨ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ¨¨¨¨^~/$%#
%$/~^¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨^~/$%
$/~^¨¨¨¨¨¨ $ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨¨¨¨¨¨^~/$
%$/~^¨¨¨¨¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¨¨¨¨¨^~/$%
#%$/~^¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨^~/$%#
@#%$/~^¨¨¨ $ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨¨¨^~/$%#@
#@#%$/~^¨¨ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¨¨^~/$%#@#
##@#%$/~^¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨^~/$%#@##
#@#%$/~^¨¨ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¨¨^~/$%#@#
@#%$/~^¨¨¨ ¨¨¨^~/$%#@
#%$/~^¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨^~/$%#
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