The   Golden        
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
          Double cheeseburger           
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began  A  Thousand Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It  Was Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The Same 
 Place  Long. In  The Day  She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She Sold Her Wares, And  In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few  Years, MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.  She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And People Talked  About  The  Golden M. 
 The Old  Tavern Had  Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She Became A  Little  Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot   On  Her 
 Trail,  She Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started Watching  For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She  Hid The  Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,   A  Man   Named 
 Nicholas   Found  The  Cart.  He  Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I Mean)) And  As  Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought  It A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook,  And  Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly Fell Into Infamity.  However  He 
 Was Kind  Of A Hardhat  And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern Didn'T  Care For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In The  Process Of  Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His   Food,    He   Vowed    To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled 
 Or  Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon Finding Out  That  Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The  Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out Of  The  Cart By 
 A  Man Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly  Expanded All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!