the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long. in  the  day she  slept,  in 
 the  eve she  sold her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about the  golden  m. 
 the  old tavern had  their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a  little too well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough there  came  a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and as  such  he of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all  that of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of  a hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his   food,    he   vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got  scammed out of  the cart by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!