the  golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place  long. in  the day  she slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about  the golden m. 
 the  old  tavern had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a  little too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon enough  there  came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she hid  the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of a cook, and  even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was  kind of  a hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his   food,   he    vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont  know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out  that  earth  holds no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he  got scammed out of the cart by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and  quickly expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!