the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a  thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a  tavern after a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place long.  in the day  she  slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about  the golden m. 
 the old  tavern had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a little too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a shorter  and 
 shorter time in  each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when  they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he  was   a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as such  he  of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all  that of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was  kind of  a hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to his  joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then  he got scammed  out of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!