The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A  Thousand  Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread  Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In The  Day She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve She  Sold Her  Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few Years, MarigoldS  Food  Cart 
 Had   A  Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked  About The Golden  M. 
 The  Old Tavern Had Their  Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became A  Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns   Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted.  And Soon Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid The  Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty  Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He   Was  A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea  To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All  That Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden  M, He 
 Quickly Fell Into Infamity.  However  He 
 Was  Kind Of A  Hardhat And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care  For  Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The  Process  Of Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He    Vowed   To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know  Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But  Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out  That  Earth Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He  Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead,  And To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out  Of The Cart  By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!