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###@@§^--, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,--^§@@###
#@^--,,,,, ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ ,,,,,--^@#
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@@§--,,,,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,,,,--§@@
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##@§^----, - CHEESEBURGER - ,----^§@##
###@@§^--, - NUGGETS - ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - ,--^§@@###
#@§§§----, - FRIES - ,----§§§@#
###@@§^--, - CARBONATED WATER - ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, - BIG MAC - ,--^§@@###
##@@@§^--, - COFFEE - ,--^§@@@##
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##@§^^^--, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,--^^^§@##
###@@§^--, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, ,--^§@@###
#@@§^^--,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,--^^§@@#
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###@@§^--, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,--^§@@###
##@@§^---, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,---^§@@##
#@§§§----, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,----§§§@#
#@@@@§^--, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,--^§@@@@#
###@@§^--, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,--^§@@###
#@§§--,,,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,,,--§§@#
####@§^--, ,--^§@####
###@@§^--, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, -, THE GOLDEN M ,- ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,--^§@@###
#@@§^-,,,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,,,-^§@@#
####@§^--, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,--^§@####
####@@§--, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,--§@@####
###@@§^--, NEW AND FRESH. ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, ,--^§@@###
@@@^-,,,,, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,,,,,-^@@@
#@@§^^-,,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,,-^^§@@#
@@§---,,,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,,,---§@@
#@^^^----, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,----^^^@#
#@§§§^--,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,--^§§§@#
##@@@§^--, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,--^§@@@##
##@§^-,,,, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,,,-^§@##
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###@@§^--, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,--^§@@###
#@@§--,,,, FOREVER. ,,,,--§@@#
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#@^-,,,,,, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,,,,,,-^@#
#@@§^-,,,, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,,,,-^§@@#
###@@§^--, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,--^§@@###
#@@^-,,,,, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,,,,,-^@@#
###@@§^--, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,--^§@@###
@@@@@§^--, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,--^§@@@@@
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@@@@§^---, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,---^§@@@@
#@@^^---,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,---^^@@#
#@@§-,,,,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,,,,-§@@#
###@@§^--, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,--^§@@###
@@@@@§^--, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,--^§@@@@@
#@@^^-,,,, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,,,,-^^@@#
###@@§^--, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,--^§@@###
#@§^^---,, ,,---^^§@#
###@@§^--, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, ,--^§@@###
#@@§§§^--, WHICH HE DID. ,--^§§§@@#
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#@@@@§^--, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,--^§@@@@#
@@§--,,,,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,,,,--§@@
#@§^^^^--, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,--^^^^§@#
#@@@^-,,,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,,,-^@@@#
###@@§^--, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, LIKED IT! ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, ,--^§@@###
###@@§^--, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,--^§@@###
#@§---,,,, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,,,,---§@#
###@@§^--, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,--^§@@###
#@@@@§^--, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,--^§@@@@#
@@§-,,,,,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,,,,,-§@@
###@@§^--, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,--^§@@###
####@§^--, OVER THE PLANET. ,--^§@####
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###@@§^--, @ ^ @ ,--^§@@###
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###@@§^--, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,--^§@@###
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