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@#%$^«-¨¨¨ ¨¨ -- «« THE GOLDEN «« -- ¨¨ ¨¨¨-«^$%#@
#%$^«-¨¨¨¨ #@#@%$ M $%@#@# ¨¨¨¨-«^$%#
%$^«-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-«^$%
$^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^$
^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ - CHEESEBURGER - ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ - NUGGETS - ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ - FRIES - ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ - CARBONATED WATER - ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^
$^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^$
%$^«-¨¨¨¨¨ - BIG MAC - ¨¨¨¨¨-«^$%
#%$^«-¨¨¨¨ - COFFEE - ¨¨¨¨-«^$%#
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#@#%$^«-¨¨ @@@@@ ^ @@@@@ ¨¨-«^$%#@#
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#@#%$^«-¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨-«^$%#@#
@#%$^«-¨¨¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨¨-«^$%#@
#%$^«-¨¨¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨¨¨-«^$%#
%$^«-¨¨¨¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨¨¨¨-«^$%
$^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^$
^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^
$^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^$
%$^«-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-«^$%
#%$^«-¨¨¨¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨¨¨¨-«^$%#
@#%$^«-¨¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨¨-«^$%#@
#@#%$^«-¨¨ -¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨- ¨¨-«^$%#@#
##@#%$^«-¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨-«^$%#@##
#@#%$^«-¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨-«^$%#@#
@#%$^«-¨¨¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨¨¨-«^$%#@
#%$^«-¨¨¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨¨¨-«^$%#
%$^«-¨¨¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨¨¨-«^$%
$^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^$
^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^
$^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^$
%$^«-¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨-«^$%
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@#%$^«-¨¨¨ ¨¨¨-«^$%#@
#@#%$^«-¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨-«^$%#@#
##@#%$^«-¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨-«^$%#@##
#@#%$^«-¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨¨-«^$%#@#
@#%$^«-¨¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨¨¨-«^$%#@
#%$^«-¨¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨¨-«^$%#
%$^«-¨¨¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨¨¨¨-«^$%
$^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^$
^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^
$^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^$
%$^«-¨¨¨¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨¨¨¨-«^$%
#%$^«-¨¨¨¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨¨¨-«^$%#
@#%$^«-¨¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨¨-«^$%#@
#@#%$^«-¨¨ ¨¨-«^$%#@#
##@#%$^«-¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨-«^$%#@##
#@#%$^«-¨¨ ¨¨-«^$%#@#
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#%$^«-¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨-«^$%#
%$^«-¨¨¨¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨¨¨¨-«^$%
$^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^$
^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-
«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«
^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^
$^«-¨¨¨¨¨¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨¨¨¨¨¨-«^$
%$^«-¨¨¨¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨¨¨¨-«^$%
#%$^«-¨¨¨¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨¨¨¨-«^$%#
@#%$^«-¨¨¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨¨¨-«^$%#@
#@#%$^«-¨¨ ¨¨-«^$%#@#
##@#%$^«-¨ @ ^ @ ¨-«^$%#@##
#@#%$^«-¨¨ ¨¨-«^$%#@#
@#%$^«-¨¨¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨¨¨-«^$%#@
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