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@¶§%^;=^,, ,, ^^ == THE GOLDEN == ^^ ,, ,,^=;^%§¶@
#@¶§%^;=^, #@¶§%^ M ^%§¶@# ,^=;^%§¶@#
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¶§%^;=^,,, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,,,^=;^%§¶
§%^;=^,,,, ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ,,,,^=;^%§
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@¶§%^;=^,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,^=;^%§¶@
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@¶§%^;=^,, ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ,,^=;^%§¶@
¶§%^;=^,,, ^ NUGGETS ^ ,,,^=;^%§¶
§%^;=^,,,, ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ,,,,^=;^%§
¶§%^;=^,,, ^ FRIES ^ ,,,^=;^%§¶
@¶§%^;=^,, ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ,,^=;^%§¶@
#@¶§%^;=^, ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ,^=;^%§¶@#
@¶§%^;=^,, ^ BIG MAC ^ ,,^=;^%§¶@
¶§%^;=^,,, ^ COFFEE ^ ,,,^=;^%§¶
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¶§%^;=^,,, §§§§§ ; §§§§§ ,,,^=;^%§¶
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#@¶§%^;=^, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,^=;^%§¶@#
@¶§%^;=^,, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,,^=;^%§¶@
¶§%^;=^,,, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,,^=;^%§¶
§%^;=^,,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,,^=;^%§
¶§%^;=^,,, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,,,^=;^%§¶
@¶§%^;=^,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,,^=;^%§¶@
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@¶§%^;=^,, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,,^=;^%§¶@
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§%^;=^,,,, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,,,,^=;^%§
¶§%^;=^,,, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,,,^=;^%§¶
@¶§%^;=^,, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,,^=;^%§¶@
#@¶§%^;=^, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,^=;^%§¶@#
@¶§%^;=^,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,,^=;^%§¶@
¶§%^;=^,,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,,^=;^%§¶
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¶§%^;=^,,, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,,,^=;^%§¶
@¶§%^;=^,, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,,^=;^%§¶@
#@¶§%^;=^, ^, THE GOLDEN M ,^ ,^=;^%§¶@#
@¶§%^;=^,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,^=;^%§¶@
¶§%^;=^,,, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,,,^=;^%§¶
§%^;=^,,,, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,,,,^=;^%§
¶§%^;=^,,, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,,,^=;^%§¶
@¶§%^;=^,, NEW AND FRESH. ,,^=;^%§¶@
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@¶§%^;=^,, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,,^=;^%§¶@
¶§%^;=^,,, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,,,^=;^%§¶
§%^;=^,,,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,,,^=;^%§
¶§%^;=^,,, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,,,^=;^%§¶
@¶§%^;=^,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,^=;^%§¶@
#@¶§%^;=^, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,^=;^%§¶@#
@¶§%^;=^,, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,^=;^%§¶@
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§%^;=^,,,, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,,,,^=;^%§
¶§%^;=^,,, FOREVER. ,,,^=;^%§¶
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#@¶§%^;=^, §§§ ; §§§ ,^=;^%§¶@#
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¶§%^;=^,,, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,,,^=;^%§¶
§%^;=^,,,, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,,,,^=;^%§
¶§%^;=^,,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,,^=;^%§¶
@¶§%^;=^,, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,,^=;^%§¶@
#@¶§%^;=^, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,^=;^%§¶@#
@¶§%^;=^,, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,,^=;^%§¶@
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§%^;=^,,,, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,,,,^=;^%§
¶§%^;=^,,, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,,,^=;^%§¶
@¶§%^;=^,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,^=;^%§¶@
#@¶§%^;=^, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,^=;^%§¶@#
@¶§%^;=^,, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,,^=;^%§¶@
¶§%^;=^,,, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,,,^=;^%§¶
§%^;=^,,,, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,,,,^=;^%§
¶§%^;=^,,, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,,,^=;^%§¶
@¶§%^;=^,, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,,^=;^%§¶@
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@¶§%^;=^,, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,,^=;^%§¶@
¶§%^;=^,,, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,,,^=;^%§¶
§%^;=^,,,, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,,,,^=;^%§
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@¶§%^;=^,, WHICH HE DID. ,,^=;^%§¶@
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@¶§%^;=^,, §§ ; §§ ,,^=;^%§¶@
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§%^;=^,,,, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,,,,^=;^%§
¶§%^;=^,,, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,,,^=;^%§¶
@¶§%^;=^,, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,,^=;^%§¶@
#@¶§%^;=^, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,^=;^%§¶@#
@¶§%^;=^,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,^=;^%§¶@
¶§%^;=^,,, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,,,^=;^%§¶
§%^;=^,,,, LIKED IT! ,,,,^=;^%§
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@¶§%^;=^,, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,,^=;^%§¶@
#@¶§%^;=^, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,^=;^%§¶@#
@¶§%^;=^,, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,,^=;^%§¶@
¶§%^;=^,,, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,,,^=;^%§¶
§%^;=^,,,, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,,,,^=;^%§
¶§%^;=^,,, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,,,^=;^%§¶
@¶§%^;=^,, OVER THE PLANET. ,,^=;^%§¶@
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§%^;=^,,,, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,,,,^=;^%§
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