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......:;%# # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . #%;:......
.:~;^%%%## # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . ##%%%^;~:.
.:~;^%#### # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ####%^;~:.
.....:;%%@ # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, @%%;:.....
.:;^%#@### # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, ###@#%^;:.
.:~;%#@### # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ###@#%;~:.
....::;%%# # % . UP THE ARM. # % . #%%;::....
.:~;%#@### IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . ###@#%;~:.
.:~;^%#@## # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ##@#%^;~:.
.:~;^%#@## # % . # % . # % . ##@#%^;~:.
.:~;;;%### WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . ###%;;;~:.
......:;%# IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . #%;:......
.:~;^%#@## REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . ##@#%^;~:.
.:~;^%#@## I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . ##@#%^;~:.
.:~;^%#@## # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ##@#%^;~:.
.:~;^%%#@# # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . #@#%%^;~:.
.:~;^#@### # % . # % . # % . ###@#^;~:.
.:~;^%#@## # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ##@#%^;~:.
......:;%@ FACE, I BITE IT. # % . @%;:......
......:;^# # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A #^;:......
.:~;^%##@@ JUICY # % . GRAPE, @@##%^;~:.
.:~;^%#@@@ # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET @@@#%^;~:.
....~~;;^# # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . #^;;~~....
...::~;;^# # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . #^;;~::...
.:~~;^^^## SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . ##^^^;~~:.
.:~;^%#@## # % . CHEW IT. # % . ##@#%^;~:.
.:~;^%#@## # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ##@#%^;~:.
....:;%### # % . # % . # % . ###%;:....
.:~;^%#@## % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ ##@#%^;~:.
.......~^# % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ #^~.......
.:~;^%#@## % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM ##@#%^;~:.
.:~;^%#@## AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ ##@#%^;~:.
.:~;^%#@## % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ##@#%^;~:.
.:~;^%#### MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ ####%^;~:.
.:~;^#@### % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ###@#^;~:.
.:~;^%#@## SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ##@#%^;~:.
...:~^%%%# MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ #%%%^~:...
.....:~;%# % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ #%;~:.....
......:~^# % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ #^~:......
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