the  golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place  long.  in the day she  slept,  in 
 the eve she  sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years,  marigolds food cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about the  golden  m. 
 the  old tavern had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became a  little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough there  came  a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid  the cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all  that of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity.  however he 
 was kind of a  hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying. the  tavern didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the  process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,    he    vowed   to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but  eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding  out that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then  he got scammed out of the cart  by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!