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##@#%^;-., ,, .. -- THE GOLDEN -- .. ,, ,.-;^%#@##
##%;-,,,,, ##@#%^ M ^%#@## ,,,,,-;%##
##@#%^;-., ,.-;^%#@##
@@%;.,,,,, LETS HEAR IT FOR ,,,,,.;%@@
##@#%^;-., ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ,.-;^%#@##
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@%^;.,,,,, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,,,,,.;^%@
#%^^^-..., ,...-^^^%#
@#%%^;.,,, . CHEESEBURGER . ,,,.;^%%#@
#^^--..,,, . NUGGETS . ,,,..--^^#
###@#^;-., . DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER . ,.-;^#@###
##@#%^;-., . FRIES . ,.-;^%#@##
#@#^--,,,, . CARBONATED WATER . ,,,,--^#@#
#%;;..,,,, . BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE . ,,,,..;;%#
##@#%^;-., . BIG MAC . ,.-;^%#@##
####%^;-., . COFFEE . ,.-;^%####
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#%^;;--.., ##### ; ##### ,..--;;^%#
##@#%^;-., ,.-;^%#@##
##@#%^;-., IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,.-;^%#@##
@%^^;..,,, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,,,..;^^%@
#@#%;--.,, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,,.--;%#@#
##@#%^;-., FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,.-;^%#@##
##%%%^;-., IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,.-;^%%%##
@%;.,,,,,, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,,,,,,.;%@
##@#%^;-., ,.-;^%#@##
##@#%^;-., BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,.-;^%#@##
##%;-.,,,, ,,,,.-;%##
##@#%^;-., SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,.-;^%#@##
#@#^;--,,, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,,,--;^#@#
#%;-.,,,,, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,,,,,.-;%#
###%;-,,,, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,,,,-;%###
##@#%^;-., THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,.-;^%#@##
@%;.,,,,,, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,,,,,,.;%@
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@@@#%^;-., AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,.-;^%#@@@
@#^-..,,,, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,,,,..-^#@
##@#%^;-., ., THE GOLDEN M ,. ,.-;^%#@##
#%;.,,,,,, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,,,,,,.;%#
@##%%^;-., THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,.-;^%%##@
#%;-,,,,,, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,,,,,,-;%#
####%^;-., MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,.-;^%####
@#%^-.,,,, NEW AND FRESH. ,,,,.-^%#@
#^^^^^;-., ,.-;^^^^^#
@##%;.,,,, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,,,,.;%##@
@%%%^^;-., KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,.-;^^%%%@
@@#^^^;-., TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,.-;^^^#@@
##@#%^;-., SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,.-;^%#@##
##@#%^;-., HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,.-;^%#@##
###@#%^;-. TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER .-;^%#@###
@##%;.,,,, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,,,,.;%##@
@%^--.,,,, ,,,,.--^%@
##@#%^;-., SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,.-;^%#@##
#%%%;-..,, FOREVER. ,,..-;%%%#
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##@#%^;-., ### ; ### ,.-;^%#@##
#@@#%^;-., ,.-;^%#@@#
@@%;-,,,,, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,,,,,-;%@@
##@#%^;-., NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,.-;^%#@##
#%;..,,,,, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,,,,,..;%#
##^;-..,,, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,,,..-;^##
#@@#%^;-., COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,.-;^%#@@#
#%;--...,, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,,...--;%#
##@#%^;-., ,.-;^%#@##
##^^^^;-., HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,.-;^^^^##
##@#%^;-., THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,.-;^%#@##
@%^-,,,,,, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,,,,,,-^%@
@@##%^;-., WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,.-;^%##@@
@@%^^-,,,, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,,,,-^^%@@
@##%^^;-., SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,.-;^^%##@
##@#%^;-., (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,.-;^%#@##
@%^-,,,,,, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,,,,,,-^%@
#@@#%^;-., WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,.-;^%#@@#
@##%;;;-., ,.-;;;%##@
###@#%;-., ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,.-;%#@###
##@#%^;-., HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,.-;^%#@##
#^^-,,,,,, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,,,,,,-^^#
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@%;--..,,, WHICH HE DID. ,,,..--;%@
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#%%^^^;-., WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,.-;^^^%%#
##@#%^;-., OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,.-;^%#@##
#@%^^-..., EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,...-^^%@#
#%;;-.,,,, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,,,,.-;;%#
##@#%^;-., EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,.-;^%#@##
#^^;;.,,,, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,,,,.;;^^#
##@#%^;-., LIKED IT! ,.-;^%#@##
##@#%^;-., ,.-;^%#@##
#%;-.,,,,, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,,,,,.-;%#
##@#%^;-., A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,.-;^%#@##
#@%%^;-.., RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,..-;^%%@#
##@#%^;-., WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,.-;^%#@##
###^^^;-., FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,.-;^^^###
###@#^;-., THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,.-;^#@###
##@#%^;-., OVER THE PLANET. ,.-;^%#@##
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###@#%^-., AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,.-^%#@###
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