The   Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All Began  A  Thousand  Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From  A Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between  Two Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In  The  Day She Slept,  In 
 The  Eve She Sold  Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few Years,  MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked About  The Golden  M. 
 The  Old Tavern  Had  Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became A  Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns   Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail, She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time  In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When They  Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So She Hid The  Cart,  And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The   Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And  As  Such  He Of 
 Course Thought  It A Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All That  Of A Cook, And  Even 
 Though Some  Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly Fell  Into Infamity.  However He 
 Was Kind Of  A Hardhat And  Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And  Also   They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The Process  Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For  Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed    To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont  Know Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually  He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow  Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy,  The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He  Got Scammed Out  Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds, Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!