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.~~^%&§### ###§&%^~~.
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.~~^%&§§§# #§§§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### .. ~~ ~~ The Golden ~~ ~~ .. ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### ###§&% M %&§### ###§&%^~~.
......~%§# #§%~......
.~~^%&§### Lets Hear It For ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### ^^^ Mc donalds ^^^ ###§&%^~~.
......~~%§ §%~~......
.~~^%&§### What Can I Do Ya For ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### ~ Cheeseburger ~ ###§&%^~~.
..~~~~~% ~ Nuggets ~ #&%~~~~~..
.~~^%### ~ Double cheeseburger ~ ####&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### ~ Fries ~ ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### ~ Carbonated Water ~ ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### ~ Bearnaise Dip sauce ~ ###§&%^~~.
....~^^& ~ Big mac ~ #&&^^~....
.~~^%&§### ~ Coffee ~ ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%### ####&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### §§§§§ ^ §§§§§ ###§&%^~~.
.....~^# ##&^~.....
.~~^%&§### It All Began A Thousand Years Ago In ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### Like The Eighteenth Century. A Dark ###§&%^~~.
......~~%§ Figure Emerged From A Tavern After A §%~~......
.~~^%&§### Few Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&&§§§ It Was Illegal To Sell Food In The §§§&&%^~~.
...~~~%%§§ Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. §§%%~~~...
.~~^%&§### ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### But Marigold Didn'T Care. ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### She Began Putting Dried Lizard Meat ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%%%&§§ Between Two Bread Slices, Operating Out §§&%%%^~~.
....~~^%§# Of A Cart, Not Staying In The Same #§%^~~....
.....~^%&§ Place Long. In The Day She Slept, In §&%^~.....
.~~^%&§§## The Eve She Sold Her Wares, And In The ##§§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### Night She Poached. ###§&%^~~.
.....~%& #&&%~.....
.~~^%%%§§# After A Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart #§§%%%^~~.
.~~^%&§### Had A Reputation. She Called It ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### ~. The Golden M .~ ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### And People Talked About The Golden M. ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### The Old Tavern Had Their Monopoly And ###§&%^~~.
...~^^%%&§ Didn'T Change Their Menu Much. §&%%^^~...
.~~^%&§### MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### New And Fresh. ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### However, She Became A Little Too Well ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### Known. The Taverns Men Hot On Her ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### Trail, She Could Stay A Shorter And ###§&%^~~.
....~^&&§# Shorter Time In Each Location. She Felt #§&&^~....
.....~~^&§ Hunted. And Soon Enough There Came A §&^~~.....
...~~^&&§§ Time When They Started Watching For Her §§&&^~~...
.....~^# At The Gates Of Every Village. ##&^~.....
.~~^%&§### ###§&%^~~.
.~~^^^&&&§ So She Hid The Cart, And Disappeared, §&&&^^^~~.
.~~^%&§### Forever. ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§§## ##§§&%^~~.
.~~~~^%§§# §§§ ^ §§§ #§§%^~~~~.
......~%§# #§%~......
.~~^%&§### After Thirty Years, A Man Named ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&&§## Nicholas Found The Cart. He Was A ##§&&%^~~.
....~^%§§# Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are #§§%^~....
....~~%§## (Cursed, I Mean)) And As Such He Of ##§%~~....
.~~~~~^&§# Course Thought It A Good Idea To Follow #§&^~~~~~.
.~~^%&§### In MarigoldS Foodsteps. ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### ###§&%^~~.
.....~^%%§ He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook, And Even §%%^~.....
..~~^^%& Though Some Recognized The Golden M, He #&&%^^~~..
....~^&§§# Quickly Fell Into Infamity. However He #§§&^~....
.~~^%&§### Was Kind Of A Hardhat And Didn'T Stop ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care For Him ###§&%^~~.
......~~%§ Since Nobody Bought His Food Anyway §%~~......
.~~^%&§### (And Also They Had Expanded Too ###§&%^~~.
....~^^# Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And ##&^^~....
..~~^^%§§§ Was In The Process Of Falling Apart). §§§%^^~~..
.~~^%&&&§# #§&&&%^~~.
.~~^^%&&§§ Angry At Everyone For Not Understanding §§&&%^^~~.
.~~^%&&§§§ His Food, He Vowed To Leave §§§&&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### Kirugu vargir Entierly. ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### ###§&%^~~.
.....~^^%§ Which He Did. §%^^~.....
.~~^%§#### ####§%^~~.
...~~^&§## §§ ^ §§ ##§&^~~...
.....~~^ #&^~~.....
...~~^^# We Dont Know Much About How He Traveled ##&^^~~...
.~~^%&§### Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On ###§&%^~~.
....~~~%&§ Earth In The Fifties. §&%~~~....
.~~^%&§§§# Upon Finding Out That Earth Holds No #§§§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat ###§&%^~~.
...~~^%%&§ Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth Folk §&%%^~~...
.~~^%### Liked It! ####&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### ###§&%^~~.
.~~~^%&&&§ Then He Got Scammed Out Of The Cart By §&&&%^~~~.
.....~~%&§ A Man Named Mickey Mac Donalds, Who §&%~~.....
.~~^^%&§## Renamed The Business After Himself. ##§&%^^~~.
.......~%§ While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey §%~.......
.~~^%&§### Funneled His Inherited Billions Into ###§&%^~~.
..~~~~~%&§ The Project, And Quickly Expanded All §&%~~~~~..
.~~^%§#### Over The Planet. ####§%^~~.
....~^%%§# #§%%^~....
.~~^%&§### § ^ § ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%&§### And The Rest Is History! ###§&%^~~.
.~~^%%%§§# #§§%%%^~~.
.~~~~~%%§# #§%%~~~~~.
.~~^%&§### ###§&%^~~.
..~~~~^%§# #§%^~~~~..
....~^%# ##&%^~....