§§§§§¨§§§§                                          ¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨§                                          §¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨¨¨§¨§¨¨§§                                          §§§¨¨¨¨¨§§
¨¨§§§§¨§¨§                                          ¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨§
¨§¨¨¨§§§§§                                          ¨§§¨¨¨§§§§
§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨           ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨            §¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§
¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨§                                          §§§¨§§¨¨§¨
§§§¨§¨¨¨§¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨¨§§¨§¨§§¨
¨¨§§§¨¨§§§ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING ¨§¨§§§§¨§§
¨§¨¨§¨§¨¨¨             TO COME TO HARM.             §§§¨¨¨§§¨§
§§¨§§§§¨¨§                                          ¨¨§¨¨§¨§§§
¨§§¨¨¨§¨§§ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT ¨§§¨§§§¨¨¨
§¨§¨¨§§§¨¨ BY  HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE   SUCH §¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨
§§§¨§¨¨§¨§ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. §§¨§¨§§¨¨§
¨¨§§§¨§§§§                                          ¨§§§§¨§¨§¨
¨§¨¨§§¨¨¨¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN §¨¨¨§§§§§¨
§§¨§¨§¨¨¨§ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION §¨¨§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨§§§§§¨¨§¨ DOES NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR §¨§§¨¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨               SECOND LAWS.               §§¨§¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨¨§§§¨§§                                          ¨§§§¨§§¨§¨
§¨¨§¨¨§§¨§                   ####                   §¨¨§§¨§§§§
§¨§§¨§¨§§§                                          §¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨
§§¨§§§§¨¨¨  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   §§§§¨§¨¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨§¨¨¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨
§¨§¨¨§§¨¨¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨¨§¨¨§¨§§¨
§§§¨§¨§¨¨¨         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ¨§§¨§§§¨§§
¨¨§§§§§¨¨¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    §¨§§¨¨§§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§                THINGS...                 §§¨§¨§¨§¨¨
§§¨¨¨§§¨§§                                          ¨§§§§§§§¨¨
¨§¨¨§¨§§¨§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§
§§¨§§§¨§§§                  INSIDE.                 §¨¨¨¨¨§§§§
¨§§¨¨§§¨¨§                                          §¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
§¨§¨§¨§¨§§                                          §¨¨¨§§¨¨¨¨
§§§§§§§§¨§                                          §¨¨§¨§¨¨¨§
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§¨                                          §¨§§§§¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§¨                                          §§¨¨¨§¨§§¨