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,,,,,,-~*¤ ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~, ¤*~-,,,,,,
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,,-~~***¶# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #¶***~~-,,
,-~***¤¶## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ##¶¤***~-,
,,,,,,~**¶ TO COME TO HARM. ¶**~,,,,,,
,-~**¤¶### ###¶¤**~-,
,-~***¤¶## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##¶¤***~-,
,-~~****¶¶ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¶¶****~~-,
,,,,,-***¤ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¤***-,,,,,
,-~*****¶# #¶*****~-,
,,,,-~**¤¤ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¤¤**~-,,,,
,-~***¤¶## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##¶¤***~-,
,-~******¤ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¤******~-,
,-~***¤¶## SECOND LAWS. ##¶¤***~-,
,-~*****¤¤ ¤¤*****~-,
,-~***¤¶## #### ##¶¤***~-,
,-~***¤¤¤¤ ¤¤¤¤***~-,
,-~***¤¶## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##¶¤***~-,
,,,-~**¤¤¤ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¤¤¤**~-,,,
,-~***¤¶## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##¶¤***~-,
,-~***¤¶## THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ##¶¤***~-,
,-~***¶### TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ###¶***~-,
,-~***¤¶## THINGS... ##¶¤***~-,
,,,,,-***¤ ¤***-,,,,,
,-~***¤¶## THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ##¶¤***~-,
,-~***¤¶## INSIDE. ##¶¤***~-,
,-~***¤¶## ##¶¤***~-,
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,-~******¤ ¤******~-,
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