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~,........           .~~~ Batteries ~~~.            ........,~
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*†~,...... Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ......,~†*
£*†~,..... Through  Inaction,  Allow A  Human Being .....,~†*£
££*†~,....             To Come To Harm.             ....,~†*££
#££*†~,...                                          ...,~†*££#
##££*†~,.. A Battery Must Obey The Orders  Given It ..,~†*££##
###££*†~,. By  Human   Beings  Except  Where   Such .,~†*££###
##££*†~,.. Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ..,~†*££##
#££*†~,...                                          ...,~†*££#
££*†~,.... A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ....,~†*££
£*†~,..... Existence  As  Long  As  Such Protection .....,~†*£
*†~,...... Does  Not  Conflict  With  The First  Or ......,~†*
†~,.......               Second Laws.               .......,~†
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,.........   These Things Power Almost Everything,  .........,
~,........ But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I ........,~
†~,.......   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   .......,~†
*†~,......        Think Double A, Triple A,         ......,~†*
£*†~,.....    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    .....,~†*£
££*†~,....                 Things...                ....,~†*££
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##££*†~,.. They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty ..,~†*££##
###££*†~,.                  Inside.                 .,~†*££###
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