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###¤%=:~,¨ ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ ¨,~:=%¤###
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###¤%=:~,¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨,~:=%¤###
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¤%==~,¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨¨,~==%¤
###¤%=:~,¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨,~:=%¤###
###¤%=:~,¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨,~:=%¤###
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##%:,¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨¨¨¨,:%##
###¤%=:~,¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨,~:=%¤###
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###¤%=:~,¨ SECOND LAWS. ¨,~:=%¤###
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###¤%=:~,¨ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨,~:=%¤###
¤%%%%=:~,¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨,~:=%%%%¤
###¤%=:~,¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨,~:=%¤###
####¤%=~,¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨,~=%¤####
###¤%=:~,¨ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¨,~:=%¤###
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###¤%=:~,¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨,~:=%¤###
###¤%=:~,¨ INSIDE. ¨,~:=%¤###
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