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=~........                                          ........~=
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..........                                          ..........
..........           .=== Batteries ===.            ..........
..........                                          ..........
~......... Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, .........~
=~........ Through  Inaction,  Allow  A Human Being ........~=
==~.......             To Come To Harm.             .......~==
*==~......                                          ......~==*
$*==~..... A  Battery Must Obey The Orders Given It .....~==*$
¤$*==~.... By  Human   Beings   Except  Where  Such ....~==*$¤
@¤$*==~... Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ...~==*$¤@
#@¤$*==~..                                          ..~==*$¤@#
##@¤$*==~. A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own .~==*$¤@##
#@¤$*==~.. Existence  As  Long  As  Such Protection ..~==*$¤@#
@¤$*==~... Does  Not  Conflict With  The  First  Or ...~==*$¤@
¤$*==~....               Second Laws.               ....~==*$¤
$*==~.....                                          .....~==*$
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=~........   These Things Power Almost Everything,  ........~=
~......... But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I .........~
..........   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   ..........
..........         Think Double A, Triple A,        ..........
..........    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    ..........
~.........                 Things...                .........~
=~........                                          ........~=
==~....... They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty .......~==
*==~......                 Inside.                  ......~==*
$*==~.....                                          .....~==*$
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@¤$*==~...                                          ...~==*$¤@
#@¤$*==~..                                          ..~==*$¤@#
##@¤$*==~.                                          .~==*$¤@##