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###§§%/~,.           .~~~ Batteries ~~~.            .,~/%§§###
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#§§§§%/~,. Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, .,~/%§§§§#
###§§%/~,. Through  Inaction, Allow  A Human  Being .,~/%§§###
#§§§%%/~,.             To Come To Harm.             .,~/%%§§§#
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#§%%/,.... A Battery Must  Obey The Orders Given It ....,/%%§#
###§§%/~,. By  Human   Beings  Except  Where   Such .,~/%§§###
###§§%/~,. Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. .,~/%§§###
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###§§%/~,. A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own .,~/%§§###
§§%/~,.... Existence  As  Long  As  Such Protection ....,~/%§§
###§§%/~,. Does Not  Conflict  With  The  First  Or .,~/%§§###
###§§%/~,.               Second Laws.               .,~/%§§###
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§§%//,,...   These Things Power Almost Everything,  ...,,//%§§
###§§%/~,. But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I .,~/%§§###
##§§%//~,.   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   .,~//%§§##
#§%//,....        Think Double A, Triple A,         ....,//%§#
###§§%/~,.    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    .,~/%§§###
#§/,......                 Things...                ......,/§#
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####§§/~,. They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty .,~/§§####
§§§§%~~~,.                  Inside.                 .,~~~%§§§§
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