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¨¨¨..=*§@@ ¨--- BATTERIES ---¨ @@§*=..¨¨¨
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¨.-=%*§@@@ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, @@@§*%=-.¨
¨.-=%*§@@# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #@@§*%=-.¨
¨.-=%*§@@@ TO COME TO HARM. @@@§*%=-.¨
¨¨¨¨¨-%§§@ @§§%-¨¨¨¨¨
¨.-=%*§@@# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #@@§*%=-.¨
¨¨¨.-%**@@ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH @@**%-.¨¨¨
¨.-=%*§@## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##@§*%=-.¨
¨.-=%*§§§@ @§§§*%=-.¨
¨¨¨¨--=*§§ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN §§*=--¨¨¨¨
¨.-=%*§@## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##@§*%=-.¨
¨.-=%*§@@# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #@@§*%=-.¨
¨.-=%*§@@# SECOND LAWS. #@@§*%=-.¨
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¨.-%*§@@## ##@@§*%-.¨
¨.-=%*§@@# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #@@§*%=-.¨
¨.-=%*§@## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##@§*%=-.¨
¨¨..---%%§ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. §%%---..¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨..-%§ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, §%-..¨¨¨¨¨
¨.-=%*§@## TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ##@§*%=-.¨
¨¨¨.-===*§ THINGS... §*===-.¨¨¨
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¨.-=%*§@@@ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY @@@§*%=-.¨
¨.-=%*§@@# INSIDE. #@@§*%=-.¨
¨.-=%*§@@# #@@§*%=-.¨
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