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@@¤¤^^»»,¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨,»»^^¤¤@@
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§§¤^,¨¨¨¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨¨¨¨,^¤§§
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##@§¤%^»,¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨,»^%¤§@##
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##@§¤%^»,¨ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨,»^%¤§@##
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##@§¤%^»,¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨,»^%¤§@##
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§§¤^^»¨¨¨¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨¨¨¨»^^¤§§
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