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###¤§==~^.           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            .^~==§¤###
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###¤§==~^. BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, .^~==§¤###
#¤¤§§==~^. THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING .^~==§§¤¤#
¤=~^^^....             TO COME TO HARM.             ....^^^~=¤
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###¤§==~^. A BATTERY MUST  OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT .^~==§¤###
¤§==~^^^.. BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ..^^^~==§¤
####¤==~^. ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. .^~==¤####
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¤==^^^.... A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ....^^^==¤
#¤§==~^^.. EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION ..^^~==§¤#
#¤=~~^.... DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR ....^~~=¤#
¤¤¤=~.....               SECOND LAWS.               .....~=¤¤¤
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¤¤=~~^^...  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ...^^~~=¤¤
###¤§==~^. BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I .^~==§¤###
##§=^.....   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   .....^=§##
¤§=^......         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ......^=§¤
###¤§==~^.    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    .^~==§¤###
###¤§==~^.                THINGS...                 .^~==§¤###
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###¤§==~^. THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY .^~==§¤###
#¤=~~~....                 INSIDE.                  ....~~~=¤#
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