,,,,~\$*§¶ ¶§*$\~,,,,
,,,~\$*§¶# #¶§*$\~,,,
,,~\$*§¶## ##¶§*$\~,,
,~\$*§¶### ###¶§*$\~,
,,~\$*§¶## ##¶§*$\~,,
,,,~\$*§¶# ,~~~ Batteries ~~~, #¶§*$\~,,,
,,,,~\$*§¶ ¶§*$\~,,,,
,,,,,~\$*§ Batteries May Not Harm A Human Or, §*$\~,,,,,
,,,,,,~\$* Through Inaction, Allow A Human Being *$\~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~\$ To Come To Harm. $\~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~\ \~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ A Battery Must Obey The Orders Given It ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, By Human Beings Except Where Such ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ Orders Conflict With The First Law. ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~\ \~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~\$ A Battery Must Protect Its Own $\~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~\$* Existence As Long As Such Protection *$\~,,,,,,
,,,,,~\$*§ Does Not Conflict With The First Or §*$\~,,,,,
,,,,~\$*§¶ Second Laws. ¶§*$\~,,,,
,,,~\$*§¶# #¶§*$\~,,,
,,~\$*§¶## #### ##¶§*$\~,,
,~\$*§¶### ###¶§*$\~,
,,~\$*§¶## These Things Power Almost Everything, ##¶§*$\~,,
,,,~\$*§¶# But When I Speak About Batteries I #¶§*$\~,,,
,,,,~\$*§¶ Speak About Standard Household Ones. ¶§*$\~,,,,
,,,,,~\$*§ Think Double A, Triple A, §*$\~,,,,,
,,,,,,~\$* Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such *$\~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~\$ Things... $\~,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,~ They Look Slick But Are Very Dirty ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, Inside. ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ ~,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,~\$ $\~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~\$* *$\~,,,,,,
,,,,,~\$*§ §*$\~,,,,,