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,,,,,-=†%% ,=== BATTERIES ===, %%†=-,,,,,
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,,,-=†%%#£ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, £#%%†=-,,,
,,-=†%%#£# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #£#%%†=-,,
,-=†%%#£## TO COME TO HARM. ##£#%%†=-,
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,,,-=†%%#£ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT £#%%†=-,,,
,,,,-=†%%# BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH #%%†=-,,,,
,,,,,-=†%% ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. %%†=-,,,,,
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,,,,,-=†%% A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN %%†=-,,,,,
,,,,-=†%%# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #%%†=-,,,,
,,,-=†%%#£ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR £#%%†=-,,,
,,-=†%%#£# SECOND LAWS. #£#%%†=-,,
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,,,,-=†%%# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #%%†=-,,,,
,,,,,-=†%% BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I %%†=-,,,,,
,,,,,,-=†% SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. %†=-,,,,,,
,,,,,-=†%% THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, %%†=-,,,,,
,,,,-=†%%# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #%%†=-,,,,
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