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@%%:::^^,,            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           ,,^^:::%%@
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#&$$~,,,,, BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ,,,,,~$$&#
#&$~,,,,,, THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING ,,,,,,~$&#
&&&$$:^,,,             TO COME TO HARM.             ,,,^:$$&&&
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##@&%$:~^, A  BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ,^~:$%&@##
##@&%$:~^, BY   HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ,^~:$%&@##
@@%$:~~~^, ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ,^~~~:$%@@
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@&&$$$:~^, A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ,^~:$$$&&@
###@&$:~^, EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION ,^~:$&@###
@%$~,,,,,, DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR ,,,,,,~$%@
##@&%$:~^,               SECOND LAWS.               ,^~:$%&@##
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&$:~,,,,,,   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ,,,,,,~:$&
@%%%%$:~^, BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ,^~:$%%%%@
@@@&%$:~^,   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ,^~:$%&@@@
&%%::~^^,,         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ,,^^~::%%&
##@&%$:~^,    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ,^~:$%&@##
##@&%$:~^,                THINGS...                 ,^~:$%&@##
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##@&%$:~^, THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ,^~:$%&@##
@&$~^,,,,,                 INSIDE.                  ,,,,,^~$&@
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