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##%§=~^...                                          ...^~=§%##
#%§=~^....                                          ....^~=§%#
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###%§=~^..           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            ..^~=§%###
####%§=~^.                                          .^~=§%####
###%§=~^.. BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ..^~=§%###
##%§=~^... THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN  BEING ...^~=§%##
#%§=~^....             TO COME TO HARM.             ....^~=§%#
##%§=~^...                                          ...^~=§%##
###%§=~^.. A BATTERY  MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ..^~=§%###
####%§=~^. BY   HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH .^~=§%####
###%§=~^.. ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ..^~=§%###
##%§=~^...                                          ...^~=§%##
#%§=~^.... A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ....^~=§%#
##%§=~^... EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ...^~=§%##
###%§=~^.. DOES  NOT CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ..^~=§%###
####%§=~^.               SECOND LAWS.               .^~=§%####
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##%§=~^...                   ####                   ...^~=§%##
#%§=~^....                                          ....^~=§%#
##%§=~^...  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ...^~=§%##
###%§=~^.. BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ..^~=§%###
####%§=~^.   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   .^~=§%####
###%§=~^..         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ..^~=§%###
##%§=~^...    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ...^~=§%##
#%§=~^....                THINGS...                 ....^~=§%#
##%§=~^...                                          ...^~=§%##
###%§=~^.. THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ..^~=§%###
####%§=~^.                 INSIDE.                  .^~=§%####
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