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¨¨¨¨¨~†*$& &$*†~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†*$&@@# #@@&$*†~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~†*& &*†~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†*$$$$@ ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ @$$$$*†~~¨
¨~~~~**&@@ @@&**~~~~¨
¨~~†*$&@@# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #@@&$*†~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~~*& THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING &*~~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~~~*$& TO COME TO HARM. &$*~~~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~††$@ @$††~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†*$&@@@ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT @@@&$*†~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~†$@ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH @$†~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~†$& ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. &$†~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~†*$&@@# #@@&$*†~~¨
¨~~†*$&@@# A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN #@@&$*†~~¨
¨~~†*$&@## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##@&$*†~~¨
¨~~†*$&@## DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ##@&$*†~~¨
¨¨¨~~~†*$& SECOND LAWS. &$*†~~~¨¨¨
¨~~†*$&@@# #@@&$*†~~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~†*$@ #### @$*†~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~†*$&@@ @@&$*†~¨¨¨
¨~~†*$&@@@ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, @@@&$*†~~¨
¨~~†††**&@ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I @&**†††~~¨
¨~~†*$&@@# SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. #@@&$*†~~¨
¨~~†*$&@@# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #@@&$*†~~¨
¨¨¨¨~~~†*& TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH &*†~~~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~*$@ THINGS... @$*~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~~†$&&@ @&&$†~~¨¨¨
¨~~†*$@@## THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ##@@$*†~~¨
¨¨¨~~~*&&& INSIDE. &&&*~~~¨¨¨
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¨~~†*$&@@@ @@@&$*†~~¨
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