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,,~;§%@###           ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,            ###@%§;~,,
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,,~~~§§§@@ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, @@§§§~~~,,
,,,,,,,;%@ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING @%;,,,,,,,
,,~;§%@###             TO COME TO HARM.             ###@%§;~,,
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,,~;§%@### A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT ###@%§;~,,
,,~;§%@### BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ###@%§;~,,
,,,,,~§§@@ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. @@§§~,,,,,
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,,~;§%@### A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ###@%§;~,,
,,~;§%@### EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ###@%§;~,,
,,~;§%@### DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR ###@%§;~,,
,,~;§%@###               SECOND LAWS.               ###@%§;~,,
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,,~;§%@###                   ####                   ###@%§;~,,
,,~;§%@###                                          ###@%§;~,,
,,~;%@####   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ####@%;~,,
,,~;§%@### BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ###@%§;~,,
,,~;§%@###   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ###@%§;~,,
,,~;§%@###         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ###@%§;~,,
,,~;§@####    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ####@§;~,,
,,~;§%@###                THINGS...                 ###@%§;~,,
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,,~;§%@### THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ###@%§;~,,
,,,,,~;§§@                  INSIDE.                 @§§;~,,,,,
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