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&...&..&.. § IN THE END, IT'S RIDE OR DIE. JOIN OR .&........
.&...&..&. ........ GET INTEGRATED. § .......... ..&.......
..&...&..& .. §§ EVENTUALLY THEY LAY THEIR EGGS, .. &..&......
...&...&.. . USUALLY IN WARM, TASTY PLACES. IT'S . .&..&.....
....&...&. .. BIRD ELF CUSTOM TO LET OTHERS DEAL .. ..&..&....
.....&...& ................... WITH THE FALLOUT. §§ ...&..&...
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.......&.. §§§ § BEFORE THEIR JUICE HARVESTING .... .&...&..&.
........&. .. ORGANS START TO CLUDGE, AND BEFORE .. ..&...&..&
&........& . THEIR WINGS ATROPHY, AND BEFORE THEIR. &..&...&..
.&........ . TAILS START TO SEEK THE EARTH... § §§§ &&..&...&.
..&....... §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ &&&..&...&
&..&...... §§§ THESE ELVES HAVE NO BELL POWER, THE^ &.&&..&...
.&..&..... ..... FEY BELLS ARE CALLED BY OTHER .... ..&&&..&..
..&..&.... .......................... AGITATORS §§§ ..&.&&..&.
...&..&... §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ &...&&&..&
&...&..&.. §§§ THEY FEED MOSTLY ON PLANT NECTAR IN. &&..&.&&..
.&...&..&. . THEIR FIRST YEARS, RELYING ON RAINS TO .&&...&&&.
..&...&..& ... FILTER THROUGH THE VINES OF THE .... .&&&..&.&&
&..&...&.. ............................ ISLAND. §§§ .&.&&...&&
&&..&...&. §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ ...&&&..&.
&&&..&...& §§§§§ § THEY HAVE BUILT THEIR LARGEST .. ...&.&&...
&.&&..&... . COLONY IN THE FLOATING TREE OUTSIDE .. .....&&&..
..&&&..&.. OF VENEZUELA. ANY BIRD FROM ANY HOUSE .....&.&&.
..&.&&..&. ................IS WELCOME HERE. § §§§§§ .......&&&
&...&&&..& §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ .......&.&
&&..&.&&.. §§§§§ THERE'S A DESERT OF FANGS TO BE .. .........&
.&&...&&&. ........................ CAST INTO §§§§§ &........&
.&&&..&.&& ~ THE LARGEST GATHERING OF SUCH ELVES .. .&........
.&.&&...&& ......... WILL BE IN THE FLOATING TREE ~ ..&.......
...&&&..&. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ...&......
...&.&&... ~~ ALTHOUGH YOU COULD FIND A SOLITARY .. ....&.....
.....&&&.. .. BIRD ELF HEXING YOU FOR STEPPING .... .....&....
.....&.&&. ... OUT OF LANE IN YOUR OWN GARDEN, .... ......&...
.......&&& ..... .BIRD ELVES FLOCK TOGETHER ....... &......&..
.......&.& ........................ IF THEY CAN. ~~ .&......&.
.........& ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..&......&
&........& ~~~ THEY LOOK LIKE DARK BIRDS AT FIRST ~ ...&......
.&........ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ....&.....
..&....... ~~~~ ~ SOME PRACTICE ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, . .....&....
...&...... .... ESPECIALLY MONKEYS AND SNAKES ..... ......&...
....&..... .......... (FOR FUR OR SCALES, ......... .......&..
.....&.... ........... OR QUALITY OF BLOOD). ~ ~~~~ ........&.
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&......&.. ~~~~ THE FLOATING TREE ABOVE ........... ..........
.&......&. ......................... VENEZUELA ~~~~ &.........
..&......& ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .&........
...&...... ~~~~~ THEIR CLAWS ARE LONG ............. ..&.......
....&..... AND ROOT-LIKE, AND TRAIL AFTER THEM IN . &..&......
.....&.... .......................... FLIGHT. ~~~~~ .&..&.....
......&... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..&..&....
.......&.. ~~~~~~ . VARIOUS DANCES PERFORMED ...... ...&..&...
........&. ............................... . ~~~~~~ &...&..&..
.........& ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .&...&..&.
.......... ~~~~~~~~~ LATER THEY WILL LEARN HOW TO . ..&...&..&
&......... .. HARVEST BLOOD FROM ANIMALS (THINK ... ...&...&..
.&........ ................... MOSQUITO). ~~~~~~~~~ ....&...&.
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