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...^=†$£§#                TAPE DREAM                #§£$†=^...
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......^=†$ FOR  STORING  MUSIC  ON. ALSO  DATA  BUT $†=^......
.......^=† AT  THIS  POINT   IN   TIME  THAT'S  NOT †=^.......
........^=        REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.         =^........
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.........^      †††††††† TYPES OF TAPE ††††††††     ^.........
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.......^=†           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           †=^.......
......^=†$         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         $†=^......
.....^=†$£      CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO       £$†=^.....
....^=†$£§        CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS       §£$†=^....
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..^=†$£§## RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE ##§£$†=^..
.^=†$£§###         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         ###§£$†=^.
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...^=†$£§#                †† BIAS ††                #§£$†=^...
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.....^=†$£ CLASS  I  USES  ONE  HUNDRED AND  TWENTY £$†=^.....
......^=†$   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   $†=^......
.......^=† USE   SEVENTY   OF   THE   SAME    UNIT. †=^.......
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........^= CLASS  IV IS APPARENTLY  TOO  STRONG  TO =^........
.......^=† BE USED  ON  CLASS  I PLAYERS.  IT  WILL †=^.......
......^=†$ SOUND  TOO   LOUND  AND   IT  CANNOT  BE $†=^......
.....^=†$£ COMPLETELY ERASED.  THIS  IS VERY  WELL. £$†=^.....
....^=†$£§  MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS   §£$†=^....
...^=†$£§#            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            #§£$†=^...
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.^=†$£§### THEY ALSO GNAW AT THE  TAPE HEADS  A BIT ###§£$†=^.
..^=†$£§##     BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.      ##§£$†=^..
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.....^=†$£        †††††††† ARTIFACTS ††††††††       £$†=^.....
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.......^=† GOOD TAPES  ARE DECENT AND  HAVE A  GOOD †=^.......
........^= HIGH FREQUENCY  PRESENCE, BAD  TAPES ARE =^........
.........^ LOFI  IF NOT  OUTRIGHT BAD. IDK, I KINDA ^.........
..........                 LIKE IT.                 ..........
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........^= BIAS LOSS: IF  YOU  FORGET  THE BIAS WHO =^........
.......^=† KNOWS  WHATS  EVEN   ON   THERE  ANYMORE †=^.......
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.....^=†$£  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  £$†=^.....
....^=†$£§   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   §£$†=^....
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..^=†$£§## WOW: A  SLOWER FLUTTER, USUALLY  SEVERAL ##§£$†=^..
.^=†$£§### SECONDS  LONG.  WHAT  UP. BOTH OF  THESE ###§£$†=^.
..^=†$£§##   INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.    ##§£$†=^..
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....^=†$£§ PRINT THROUGH:  TAPES RUB SOUND  ON EACH §£$†=^....
.....^=†$£ OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG £$†=^.....
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