RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS,  OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO   A  VAN. 
 DECODE THEM. SORT  THEM  BY  SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING  BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END 
 OF  IT, BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN   YOU.