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¶#**~~~¨¨¨    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ¨¨¨~~~**#¶
##*††~~¨¨¨ YARDS, OR  OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ¨¨¨~~††*##
##¶#**†~,¨         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ¨,~†**#¶##
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##¶#**†~,¨ THROW   THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A  VAN. ¨,~†**#¶##
###**††~,¨ DECODE  THEM. SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES AND ¨,~††**###
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¶*†,¨¨¨¨¨¨ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ¨¨¨¨¨¨,†*¶
#¶¶#**†~,¨ MIND,  UPSIZE THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ¨,~†**#¶¶#
##¶#**†~,¨   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ¨,~†**#¶##
##¶#**†~,¨ SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ¨,~†**#¶##
##*~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨~*##
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¶*****†~,¨ YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ¨,~†*****¶
##*†,¨¨¨¨¨  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ¨¨¨¨¨,†*##
##*†~,¨¨¨¨ OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL ¨¨¨¨,~†*##
¶¶¶#**†~,¨ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END ¨,~†**#¶¶¶
##¶#**†~,¨ OF  IT, BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ¨,~†**#¶##
¶###**†~,¨ RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ¨,~†**###¶
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