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....::§*@¶    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ¶@*§::....
.:~:§*@@@# YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT #@@@*§:~:.
.:~:§*@¶##         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ##¶@*§:~:.
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.:~:§*@¶## THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. ##¶@*§:~:.
....:::*@@ DECODE  THEM.  SORT THEM  BY SPECIES AND @@*:::....
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..:::::§*¶ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ¶*§:::::..
....~:§§@¶ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE ¶@§§:~....
....::§@@@  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   @@@§::....
.:~:§*@¶## SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ##¶@*§:~:.
....:::~§@ ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. @§~:::....
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.:~:§*¶### YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ###¶*§:~:.
....~§*@@¶   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ¶@@*§~....
.:~:§*@¶## OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ##¶@*§:~:.
.:~:§*@¶## APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END ##¶@*§:~:.
.:~::§§§*@ OF  IT,  BUT  I DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST @*§§§::~:.
.:~:§*@¶## RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ##¶@*§:~:.
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