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,,,,,,,~†^    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ^†~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~†^@ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT @^†~,,,,,,
,,,,,~†^@@         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        @@^†~,,,,,
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,,,~†^@@@# THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. #@@@^†~,,,
,,~†^@@@## DECODE  THEM.  SORT THEM BY SPECIES  AND ##@@@^†~,,
,,,~†^@@@#                  TASTE.                  #@@@^†~,,,
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,,,,,~†^@@ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS @@^†~,,,,,
,,,,,,~†^@ MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE @^†~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~†^   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ^†~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~† SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR †~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ~,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT JUST ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, RUIN   YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ,,,,,,,,,,
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