RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS, OR  OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO   A  VAN. 
 DECODE THEM. SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A  TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END 
 OF IT,  BUT  I DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU.