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..........    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ..........
.......... YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT ..........
..........        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ..........
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.......... THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. ..........
.........: DECODE THEM. SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES  AND :.........
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......:~;† DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS †;~:......
.....:~;†£ MIND,  UPSIZE THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE £†;~:.....
....:~;†£#   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  #£†;~:....
...:~;†£## SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ##£†;~:...
..:~;†£### ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. ###£†;~:..
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..:~;†£### YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, ###£†;~:..
...:~;†£##   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ##£†;~:...
....:~;†£# OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL #£†;~:....
.....:~;†£ APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END £†;~:.....
......:~;† OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST †;~:......
.......:~; RUIN   YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ;~:.......
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