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%^=:...... ## .:===:. ## ......:=^%
^=:....... .......:=^
=:........ ........:=
:......... absolutely spherical egg. find it on .........:
=:........ large sandy beaches, upshore where ........:=
^=:....... dunes meet shadowy pines. teal egg, .......:=^
%^=:...... ......:=^%
%%^=:..... makes some sentient bird or other .....:=^%%
#%%^=:.... warm-blooded creature. lanky meat, ....:=^%%#
##%%^=:... incredible meat inside, mostly tendons. ...:=^%%##
###%%^=:.. slithery but strong. ..:=^%%###
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###%%^=:.. the egg has an opening. the egg has a ..:=^%%###
##%%^=:... belly button. looks like a rubber ...:=^%%##
#%%^=:.... vortex, the crust gets soft and becomes ....:=^%%#
%%^=:..... a hole. .....:=^%%
%^=:...... ......:=^%
^=:....... # ...:========:... # .......:=^
=:........ ........:=
:......... and on these beaches there's a .........:
=:........ particular snake or lizard which ........:=
^=:....... certainly eats insects most of the .......:=^
%^=:...... time, but it knows a good belly button ......:=^%
%%^=:..... when it sees one, and knows to enter .....:=^%%
#%%^=:.... the egg ....:=^%%#
##%%^=:... ...:=^%%##
###%%^=:.. it will crawl into the teal sphere, ..:=^%%###
####%%^=:. disappear completely and eat it all up, .:=^%%####
###%%^=:.. ruining the integrity of the egg. ..:=^%%###
##%%^=:... destroying the inhabitant. ...:=^%%##
#%%^=:.... ....:=^%%#
%%^=:..... it's a grisly sight when it cracks .....:=^%%
%^=:...... open, the reptile taking the quick ......:=^%
^=:....... exit, emerging bloodied and victorious .......:=^
=:........ and satisfied~~ ........:=
:......... .........:
=:........ ........:=
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