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.....^~:$# ~~~~~~~~   #   Egg  Eater   #   ~~~~~~~~ #$:~^.....
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.^~:$§#### Absolutely  Spherical Egg.  Find  It  On ####§$:~^.
..^^~:::$#    Large Sandy Beaches, Upshore Where    #$:::~^^..
.^~:*$§### DuneS  Meet  Shadowy  PineS.  Teal  Egg, ###§$*:~^.
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.^^~:::$## Makes   Some  Sentient   Bird  Or  Other ##$:::~^^.
.....^:*§§    Warm-Blooded Creature. Lanky Meat,    §§*:^.....
.^~:*$§###  Incredible Meat Inside, Mostly Tendons. ###§$*:~^.
.^~:*$§§##           Slithery But Strong.           ##§§$*:~^.
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.^~:*$§### The Egg Has  An  Opening. The Egg  Has A ###§$*:~^.
.^~:****§# Belly   Button.  Looks  Like   A  Rubber #§****:~^.
.^~:*$§### Vortex,  The Crust Gets Soft And Becomes ###§$*:~^.
.^~:*$§§##                 A Hole.                  ##§§$*:~^.
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.^~:*$§###           # ...^~~~~~~~~^... #           ###§$*:~^.
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.^~:*$§§## And   On   These   Beaches   There'S   A ##§§$*:~^.
.^~:*$§###     Particular Snake Or Lizard Which     ###§$*:~^.
....^~*§## Certainly  Eats  InsectS  Most   Of  The ##§*~^....
.^~:*$§### Time, But It  Knows A Good  Belly Button ###§$*:~^.
.^~:*$§§§# When  It  Sees  One, And  Knows To Enter #§§§$*:~^.
.^~:*$§§§#                 The Egg                  #§§§$*:~^.
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...^~:$$## It  Will  Crawl Into  The  Teal  Sphere, ##$$:~^...
.^~:*$§### Disappear Completely And Eat It All  Up, ###§$*:~^.
.^~:*$§### Ruining  The  Integrity   Of  The   Egg. ###§$*:~^.
....^:*$$#        Destroying The Inhabitant.        #$$*:^....
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...^^^~*§# It'S  A  Grisly  Sight  When  It  Cracks #§*~^^^...
.^~:*$§### Open,  The  Reptile  Taking  The   Quick ###§$*:~^.
.^~:*$§###  Exit, Emerging Bloodied And Victorious  ###§$*:~^.
......~*§#             And Satisfied~~              #§*~......
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