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.....^~:$% ON  THE  VERGE OF  BEING  REPULSIVE  BUT %$:~^.....
......^~:$ STILL SOOOO  GOOD... IN  SOME  WAY... SO $:~^......
.......^~:             SLIMY, SO FLIMSY             :~^.......
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.........^ THE BEST HAMBURGER THAT  MC DONALDS  HAS ^.........
.......... TO OFFER IF  YOU COMBINE  THE TASTE WITH ..........
.........^  THE CLASSICALITY AND ORIGINAL THOUGHT   ^.........
........^~ OF  COMBINING  TWO  SINGLE BURGERS  INTO ~^........
.......^~:             A DOUBLE BURGER.             :~^.......
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...^~:$%## THE  MAESTROS   HAVE  NOTHING  ON   THIS ##%$:~^...
..^~:$%###                 BAD BOY.                 ###%$:~^..
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