R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
&&&&&&,&&, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ &&&&&,,&&&
,,,,,,&&,&                                          ,,,,,&,&,,
,,,,,,&,&& TH3 COMPUT3R  1S 4 V3RY  COMMON TOOL  1N &,,,,&&&&,
,,,,,,&&&, TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN  NOW. &&,,,&,,,&
&,,,,,&,,& 1TS JOB  1S TO DO  V4ST 4MOUNTS OF SM4LL ,,&,,&&,,&
,&,,,,&&,& C4LCULAT1ONS 1N  4 SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. &,&&,&,&,&
&&&,,,&,&&                                          ,&&,&&&&&&
,,,&,,&&&, MOST  WORK ON TH3  PR1NCIPL3S OF  POS1NG ,&,&&,,,,,
,,,&&,&,,& TH3 PROBL3M  ON 4 H1LB3RT  PL4N3,  WH1CH ,&&&,&,,,,
,,,&,&&&,& 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO ,&,,&&&,,,
,,,&&&,,&& TH4T  D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3   PROBL3M ,&&,&,,&,,
,,,&,,&,&,   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    ,&,&&&,&&,
,,,&&,&&&& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 ,&&&,,&&,&
&,,&,&&,,,          COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)         ,&,,&,&,&&
,&,&&&,&,,                                          ,&&,&&&&&,
,&&&,,&&&,   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   ,&,&&,,,,&
&&,,&,&,,& CL3RKS TO PR4Y TO  TH3  "GODS" OF  TH31R ,&&&,&,,,&
,,&,&&&&,& COMPUT3R, OR TO  TH3 D43MONS  DO1NG  TH3 &&,,&&&,,&
&,&&&,,,&& WORK,  FOR  4   QU1CK  4ND  F4ULT   FR3E &,&,&,,&,&
,&&,,&,,&,                OP3R4T1ON.                ,&&&&&,&&&
&&,&,&&,&&                                          &&,,,,&&,,
&,&&&&,&&,      SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY       ,,&,,,&,&,
&&&,,,&&,&    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    &,&&,,&&&&
,,,&,,&,&&                                          ,&&,&,&,,,
,,,&&,&&&,      ~~# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #~~      &&,&&&&&,,
,,,&,&&,,&        ~~# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #~~        &,&&,,,,&,
,,,&&&,&,&                                          ,&&,&,,,&&
&,,&,,&&&&     ~~# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #~~     &&,&&&,,&,
&&,&&,&,,,    ~~# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #~~    &,&&,,&,&&
,,&&,&&&,,     ~~# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #~~     ,&&,&,&&&,
,,&,&&,,&,           ~~# 4ND 4T 34SE #~~            &&,&&&&,,&
&,&&&,&,&&                                          &,&&,,,&,&
,&&,,&&&&,     ~~# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #~~     ,&&,&,,&&&
&&,&,&,,,&     ~~# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #~~     ,&,&&&,&,,
&,&&&&&,,&   ~~# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #~~   &&&&,,&&&,
&&&,,,,&,&                                          ,,,,&,&,,&
,,,&,,,&&&    ~~# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #~~   ,,,,&&&&,&
&,,&&,,&,,    ~~# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #~~     ,,,,&,,,&&
,&,&,&,&&,     ~~# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #~~    ,,,,&&,,&,
,&&&&&&&,&     ~~# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #~~      ,,,,&,&,&&
&&,,,,,,&&        ~~# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #~~       &,,,&&&&&,
&,&,,,,,&,                                          &&,,&,,,,&
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