TH3Y H4V3 TOLD  M3 TO  MOUNT  1N TH3 C4R 
 4ND  DR1V3  1T TO SOM3  TOWN TO F1X SOM3 
 STUFF.  1 DR1V3  4S  GOOD 4S 1  C4N  BUT 
 1T'S NOT H3LP1NG.  1 DONT H4V3 4 DR1V3RS 
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 1'M  4T  4  D4M  SL4SH  R1V3R  SL4SH 4RT 
 PROJ3CT,  WH3N  1  SUDD3NLY  NOT1C3  1'M 
 LY1NG  FL4T  ON MY STOM4CH 4ND  H4V3  TO 
 P3D4L W1TH  MY H4NDS. FUCK! 1 UND3RST4ND 
 QU1CKLY TH4T TH3 ONLY OPT1ON H3RE  1S TO 
 PULL   OV3R   SOM3WHERE   4ND   S1T   UP 
     STR41GHT, 4S YOU'R3 SUPPOS3D TO