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&&&&&..&&& ........ GET INTEGRATED. % .......... ..&&&&&&&&
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&&&..&&... . USUALLY IN WARM, TASTY PLACES. IT'S . &&..&&&&&&
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&&&....&&. . THEIR WINGS ATROPHY, AND BEFORE THEIR. &&&&..&&&&
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...&&....& ..... FEY BELLS ARE CALLED BY OTHER .... &&&&&&&&..
&&....&&.. .......................... AGITATORS %%% &&&&&&&..&
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......&&&& %%% THEY FEED MOSTLY ON PLANT NECTAR IN. ..&&&..&&.
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.&&&....&& ... FILTER THROUGH THE VINES OF THE .... &&...&&&&.
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&..&&&..&& . COLONY IN THE FLOATING TREE OUTSIDE .. ....&&&..&
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&&&...&&.. ................IS WELCOME HERE. % %%%%% &&.....&&&
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&.....&&.. %%%%% THERE'S A DESERT OF FANGS TO BE .. ....&....&
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&..&..&&&& ~ THE LARGEST GATHERING OF SUCH ELVES .. &&..&....&
.......&&. ......... WILL BE IN THE FLOATING TREE ~ ......&&..
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.&&&....&& .. BIRD ELF HEXING YOU FOR STEPPING .... &&&.......
..&..&&..& ... OUT OF LANE IN YOUR OWN GARDEN, .... &&..&&&&&&
.......... ..... .BIRD ELVES FLOCK TOGETHER ....... &....&&&&.
&&&&&&&&&& ........................ IF THEY CAN. ~~ ..&&..&&..
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..&&&&&&&. ~~~ THEY LOOK LIKE DARK BIRDS AT FIRST ~ ..&&&&&&&&
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&&..&&&..& ~~~~ ~ SOME PRACTICE ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, . ....&&&&..
.....&.... .... ESPECIALLY MONKEYS AND SNAKES ..... &&&..&&...
&&&&...&&& .......... (FOR FUR OR SCALES, ......... .&......&&
&&&..&..&& ........... OR QUALITY OF BLOOD). ~ ~~~~ ...&&&&..&
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&&..&&&..& ......................... VENEZUELA ~~~~ .&&&&&....
.....&.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..&&&..&&.
&&&&...&&. ~~~~~ THEIR CLAWS ARE LONG ............. &..&......
.&&..&.... AND ROOT-LIKE, AND TRAIL AFTER THEM IN . .....&&&&.
.......&&. .......................... FLIGHT. ~~~~~ .&&&..&&..
&&&&&&.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..&......&
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......&&&& ~~~~~~~~~ LATER THEY WILL LEARN HOW TO . &&&&&&&...
&&&&&..&&& .. HARVEST BLOOD FROM ANIMALS (THINK ... &&&&&&..&&
&&&&....&& ................... MOSQUITO). ~~~~~~~~~ &&&&&....&
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